When someone’s in a relationship, they usually don’t say what they mean. So to help you understand what your partner is actually saying, we translate ten common things heard in a relationship.
pretty close to accurate... but i only sex evil, vindictive women, who only think of ways to cause drama/and or cost me money after sex. drunken coitus is good for your mental health though!
you spelled cant wrong. so it should be. "i should be but i cant." also agreed to above comment. no women on the internet fucking gay men trying to act like women. you still dont have a vagina get over it queer
this is Anonymous replying to Anonymous about Anonymous's comment about Anonymous commenting about a Anonymous comment that Anonymous thinks Anonymous is wrong. all you bitches im the real Anonymous stop you fucking clones or i will tie piano wire to every hair in your body EVERY HAIR n rip it all out at once
The bigotry in this post is overwhelming. Guys do not all like sports and and not all are complete assholes. Gals are not all clingy and are the ones in the relationship looking for commitment. Those traits cross the gender lines. Lots of ladies are sports fans and assholes, and just as many men as women are clingy and looking for more commitment than the other is willing to give. This post would be far improved if you took out the gender mentions and just had all the messages be from a gender-neutral partner.
If you don't think this is bigoted, think of it this way: if instead of gender stereotypes, you had racial stereotypes, would people still seem funny?
Black person: Let's go back to your place.
Really means: Later that night I'm going to sneak out with your laptop.
Eat a dick white boy.....Mcain lost so get over it.
Besides shouldn't you be stocking up on ammunition
and waiting for Obama to take away your civil liberties?Btw I heard Sean Hannity is going to be doing a lick my ball sack tour.You should get in line with the other fox news automatons and go ahead and participate.
Why doesn't anyone find racism funny anymore?
I was rooting for Obama, I'm white, and I think racist jokes are hilarious :P
If everyone keeps bitching about jokes, how will anyone be equal? Either suck it up and take the joke, or retaliate with a good one.
It really depresses me that I don't know any more good white racist jokes.
All you did was insult someone for laughing, who's the real asshole?
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April 29th, 2009 at 01:05 pm
first....if not , fuck the guy above me
April 29th, 2009 at 01:08 pm
Im first!! its ok second is just as good.....
April 29th, 2009 at 05:24 pm
Congratulations! You guys are both douche bags.
August 3rd, 2009 at 11:06 am
FIRST!
August 7th, 2009 at 07:29 pm
is gay
September 24th, 2009 at 07:07 pm
Ass ripping
no no wait
my favorite tag on the Berlin wall, "FUCK"
April 29th, 2009 at 01:08 pm
I would fuck the guy below me.
April 29th, 2009 at 01:26 pm
Shits pretty dead on.. Especially the going out with the friends one.
April 29th, 2009 at 01:44 pm
damn... wayyyyy too accurate. has someone been taping conversations with my girlfriend?
April 29th, 2009 at 02:18 pm
pretty close to accurate... but i only sex evil, vindictive women, who only think of ways to cause drama/and or cost me money after sex. drunken coitus is good for your mental health though!
April 29th, 2009 at 02:22 pm
I feel sorry for these men who keep meeting these awful women. i have never met them
April 29th, 2009 at 05:13 pm
hang in there Champ, youll meet one someday.
April 29th, 2009 at 05:16 pm
cuz ur geh and you date men
April 30th, 2009 at 04:58 am
Word. I feel sorry for those who're meeting all these men too. They need to stop hanging with asshole men and women.
April 29th, 2009 at 02:27 pm
How about:
She says:
You're an asshole.
What she means:
You're an asshole.
He says:
You're a cunt.
He means:
You're a cunt.
October 7th, 2009 at 05:08 pm
stfu assrape!
April 29th, 2009 at 02:36 pm
The girl in these sounds exactly like my boyfriend. That's why I call him Sally.
April 29th, 2009 at 02:41 pm
Does Sally know you're getting stretched out by other dudes?
April 29th, 2009 at 10:32 pm
Lol, I'm not. I should be, but I'm not.
April 30th, 2009 at 06:11 am
you spelled cant wrong. so it should be. "i should be but i cant." also agreed to above comment. no women on the internet fucking gay men trying to act like women. you still dont have a vagina get over it queer
April 30th, 2009 at 05:00 pm
Anonymous, this anonymous thinks you need to work on your wit a bit. :)
October 5th, 2009 at 06:21 am
this anonymous laughed at what you said 2nd anonymous haha! :d
September 20th, 2009 at 01:35 pm
this is Anonymous replying to Anonymous about Anonymous's comment about Anonymous commenting about a Anonymous comment that Anonymous thinks Anonymous is wrong. all you bitches im the real Anonymous stop you fucking clones or i will tie piano wire to every hair in your body EVERY HAIR n rip it all out at once
October 4th, 2009 at 11:14 pm
Anonymous would like to piss on Anonymous
October 5th, 2009 at 06:47 pm
Anonymous
July 23rd, 2009 at 05:34 am
F-ing CUNT!! !!
April 30th, 2009 at 07:17 pm
I thought your boyfriend's name was aMANda.
August 22nd, 2009 at 08:18 pm
we didn't start the flame wars!
peeps were hatin' on 'fore i left my comment!
September 24th, 2009 at 02:44 am
kill it with fire
April 29th, 2009 at 03:02 pm
Guy: Do you want me to stop?
Translation: Maybe we should go to Chili's?
April 29th, 2009 at 03:08 pm
Nice past HT reference.
April 29th, 2009 at 03:25 pm
This was completely dead on accurate.
April 29th, 2009 at 04:14 pm
FURST?
August 18th, 2009 at 10:07 pm
do like being an idiot?
April 29th, 2009 at 04:35 pm
I'm a girl and even i say this is pretty fucking accurate...now i'm sad
April 29th, 2009 at 05:24 pm
There are no girls on the internet.
April 29th, 2009 at 07:58 pm
Women, using non-cooking and/or cleaning technologies!!! Dastardly!!!
September 12th, 2009 at 06:37 pm
why is a woman talking?
April 29th, 2009 at 04:37 pm
spot on lol
April 29th, 2009 at 05:16 pm
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April 29th, 2009 at 05:47 pm
wow. some of these are accurate, some of them... i have seen before. all of them, however, incredibly hilarious.
April 29th, 2009 at 08:17 pm
holy shit this is funny
April 29th, 2009 at 08:47 pm
OMG i love the "want me to stop?" hahahaha been there. omg this was way too funny and way to perfect, bravo.
April 29th, 2009 at 09:30 pm
this so super funny really reminds me in my last relationship lmao was it good for you and go slower hit the bulls eye lol
April 30th, 2009 at 04:27 am
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April 30th, 2009 at 04:40 am
The bigotry in this post is overwhelming. Guys do not all like sports and and not all are complete assholes. Gals are not all clingy and are the ones in the relationship looking for commitment. Those traits cross the gender lines. Lots of ladies are sports fans and assholes, and just as many men as women are clingy and looking for more commitment than the other is willing to give. This post would be far improved if you took out the gender mentions and just had all the messages be from a gender-neutral partner.
If you don't think this is bigoted, think of it this way: if instead of gender stereotypes, you had racial stereotypes, would people still seem funny?
Black person: Let's go back to your place.
Really means: Later that night I'm going to sneak out with your laptop.
April 30th, 2009 at 04:50 am
Shut the fuck up, seriously. The whole reason it's funny is because of stereotypes. And yes, the black joke would be and is hilarious.
April 30th, 2009 at 08:49 am
Eat a dick white boy.....Mcain lost so get over it.
Besides shouldn't you be stocking up on ammunition
and waiting for Obama to take away your civil liberties?Btw I heard Sean Hannity is going to be doing a lick my ball sack tour.You should get in line with the other fox news automatons and go ahead and participate.
April 30th, 2009 at 09:54 am
Why doesn't anyone find racism funny anymore?
I was rooting for Obama, I'm white, and I think racist jokes are hilarious :P
If everyone keeps bitching about jokes, how will anyone be equal? Either suck it up and take the joke, or retaliate with a good one.
It really depresses me that I don't know any more good white racist jokes.
All you did was insult someone for laughing, who's the real asshole?
April 30th, 2009 at 10:45 am
Yessssh!
(where's my garter belt?)
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