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Relationship Translator

When someone’s in a relationship, they sometimes get confused by common sayings. So, to help you understand what your partner is actually saying, we translated ten common phrases that are often heard in a relationship:
 
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23 Responses to "Relationship Translator"

  1. Sauced says:

    Some times I’m hard pressed to come up with the reason why i keep coming back to this shitty website.

  2. platon says:

    the last one hit the nail on the head….. i said that for that exact reason a few days ago….

  3. Lynn.(: says:

    This is the first time I have read this. I thought this was hilarious!(x I literally laughed out loud. haha! xD
    Awesome website!(:

  4. Nick says:

    If you don’t like the site any more just ask them to refund all the money you’ve paid them for their content. I’m sure they will do so gladly :)

  5. You Suck says:

    You idiots come back here because you should understand that these guys make you laugh. What the fuck is the big deal if something is reposted. Stop being such dickheads. Fucking assholes.

  6. Gainer says:

    The guys “Go Slower” translation is fuckin hilarious…. so true.

    Reminds me of hard fucking by Tenacious D

  7. Evil Kind of Kat says:

    seriously though

  8. GN says:

    Come on Holy Taco, this is like the third time you’ve reposted this.

  9. apeman24 says:

    YEAH!!!

  10. TREX says:

    No shit, Ive noticed them repost a lot of old shit recently. Slackin, Holy Taco you lazy bastards.

  11. Ann T Christ says:

    *CRIES* You said you loved me..You even said so at last weeks Mexican bible study *cries* HOMO!!

  12. Donkeyxoteâ„¢ says:

    ive never been in a relationship so this isnt even a funny post..

  13. DonkeyXote's Sequential Hermaphrodite Sister says:

    HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU RETARD! WE ARE NOT HAVING A RELATIONSHIP, WE ARE JUST SIBLINGS WITH BENEFITS!!

  14. mike hock says:

    SEVENTEENTH!!!!

  15. Ann T Christ says:

    666TH

  16. CHADLONG says:

    REPOST! WTF

  17. office jerk, says:

    repost but gold. and accurate.

  18. pratik says:

    Hopefully she put out the first date.

  19. Some dude says:

    the first time this was posted my grandma was on the second date with my grandpa.

  20. Adolf says:

    This is within my interests. Indeed it is.

  21. Viqo says:

    And, even though they repost alot of shit, it’s still cool, i enjoyed it the first time i read it, and i also laughed the second time – come on, if you are bitching about reposting on HolyTaco it’s a sign from your body that it needs to get outside and meet fucking real people instead of wanking to goddamn hentai shit.

  22. Judas WOods says:

    ROTFL, loks like this would make a great IPhone App! LOL Do want!

    Les
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