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Relationship Translator

When someone’s in a relationship, they sometimes get confused by common sayings. So, to help you understand what your partner is actually saying, we translated ten common phrases that are often heard in a relationship:
 
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23 Responses to "Relationship Translator"

  1. Nick says:

    If you don’t like the site any more just ask them to refund all the money you’ve paid them for their content. I’m sure they will do so gladly :)

  2. Gainer says:

    The guys “Go Slower” translation is fuckin hilarious…. so true.

    Reminds me of hard fucking by Tenacious D

  3. You Suck says:

    You idiots come back here because you should understand that these guys make you laugh. What the fuck is the big deal if something is reposted. Stop being such dickheads. Fucking assholes.

  4. Sauced says:

    Some times I’m hard pressed to come up with the reason why i keep coming back to this shitty website.

  5. Lynn.(: says:

    This is the first time I have read this. I thought this was hilarious!(x I literally laughed out loud. haha! xD
    Awesome website!(:

  6. platon says:

    the last one hit the nail on the head….. i said that for that exact reason a few days ago….

  7. Adolf says:

    This is within my interests. Indeed it is.

  8. apeman24 says:

    YEAH!!!

  9. Evil Kind of Kat says:

    seriously though

  10. TREX says:

    No shit, Ive noticed them repost a lot of old shit recently. Slackin, Holy Taco you lazy bastards.

  11. GN says:

    Come on Holy Taco, this is like the third time you’ve reposted this.

  12. Viqo says:

    And, even though they repost alot of shit, it’s still cool, i enjoyed it the first time i read it, and i also laughed the second time – come on, if you are bitching about reposting on HolyTaco it’s a sign from your body that it needs to get outside and meet fucking real people instead of wanking to goddamn hentai shit.

  13. Judas WOods says:

    ROTFL, loks like this would make a great IPhone App! LOL Do want!

    Les
    http://www.privacy-news.us.tc

  14. pratik says:

    Hopefully she put out the first date.

  15. Some dude says:

    the first time this was posted my grandma was on the second date with my grandpa.

  16. DonkeyXote's Sequential Hermaphrodite Sister says:

    HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU RETARD! WE ARE NOT HAVING A RELATIONSHIP, WE ARE JUST SIBLINGS WITH BENEFITS!!

  17. Ann T Christ says:

    *CRIES* You said you loved me..You even said so at last weeks Mexican bible study *cries* HOMO!!

  18. Donkeyxoteâ„¢ says:

    ive never been in a relationship so this isnt even a funny post..

  19. Ann T Christ says:

    666TH

  20. mike hock says:

    SEVENTEENTH!!!!

  21. CHADLONG says:

    REPOST! WTF

  22. office jerk, says:

    repost but gold. and accurate.