When someone’s in a relationship, they usually don’t say what they mean. So to help you understand what your partner is actually saying, we translate ten common things heard in a relationship.
obamas not even black he has an ivy league education.hes whiter then i am.now if some brother from vallojo or richmond got into the white house or the cabent that would be quite amazing and i didnt even vote.
The way you are saying that you seem to be implying that dick eating and ball sack licking are something negative. You're just another stereotypical gay bashing negro hate mongrel who should go back to his home country, if you know what I mean.
how can you tell a black guy has been having sex? his eyes are red from mace! silly black people! giggle giggle giggle
actually you probably realize the truths in half of the racist statments that are made and are offended because thats what the majority of you guys are like. get a job you fucking bum. (insert evil villian laugh)
So why is it "bigoted"? 90% of the time the black guy WOULD steal something from you when he left... Why should we feel bad about stating truths? Fuck. C'mon people...
Sorry my friend ...For the last 7 years years the bigest thieves have been white men..Let's start with Bush/cheney and work our way to Bernie Maddof ,former chairman of the Nasdaq,who pulled off the biggest ponzi scheme in financial history.PLENTY of white men STEAL.It's in their nature.They run most of the corporations so you need to shut the fuck up and learn how to read ....faggot ass nazi.
For someone who is trying to protest the bigotry, it is quite funny that you don't have a problem offending Gay people by dropping Faggot every chance you get. It's kinda hypocritical.
It's the fucking jews that caused the financial collapse. They are all getting rich while all of us and the country go broke. Don't blame the white guys.
I notice how you are anonymous.What's wrong redneck?I know your dick is short(you sister told me) But comon dude.Make a racist comment then you hide....Sigh..You guys remind me of those pussies on youtube.They say nigger than hide behind their keyboard.And you KNOW they would never step in the street and say any of this out loud...Bunch of slack jawed faggots around here..lol
Really means:I'm going steal your future,your kids future,the countries future,bankrupt the economy and pollute the planet.Then hire a nigger to clean it all up because we are so pathetic we can't manage it anymore....LOL
This type of crap is exactly what fucks up so many people's relationships. Idiots who read this crap and thinks this is the way shit works when you're dating someone is in for a big surprise when none of their relationships work out because they have no idea how to communicate. Or maybe they never figure out how adults actually communicate, and they're stuck as single assholes all their lives.
Well put DT! I'm sure that the millions, nay, billions of Holy Taco readers, which of course are of here for relationship advice, will take heed of your viewpoint. On behalf of us all, thank you so much for putting this into a perspective that will make all of us question and fix our stereotypical views of men and women.
I prefer to have only one asshole. But more to the point, if you want long-lasting relationship, take a good at yourself in the mirror and consider taking acting lessons for those times when you really wanna say something but can't because you know she's gonna be f'n mad at you for saying such a f'n crap.
Stereotypes are always based on reality, and at the same time are generalities, NOT absolute truths. They are either generally true, or apply to at least a disproportionate segment of society.
Bottom line is that men and women don't think in the same way, and don't communicate well with each other because of it.
Just because everything on this thing doesn't apply to you or guys/girls you know doesn't mean you should be offended or that it's wrong, it just means it doesn't apply to you. That's it.
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July 21st, 2009 at 10:24 pm
Q: What's 14 inches long and white?
A: Nothing.
August 6th, 2009 at 02:10 pm
lol
September 24th, 2009 at 02:49 am
obamas not even black he has an ivy league education.hes whiter then i am.now if some brother from vallojo or richmond got into the white house or the cabent that would be quite amazing and i didnt even vote.
September 28th, 2009 at 06:28 pm
wurd. speaking of racist comments, what do you call to mexican men fighting?
Juan-on-Juan! LOL
October 25th, 2009 at 02:26 am
Lmao at saying Obama is not black because he has an education
April 30th, 2009 at 07:12 pm
The way you are saying that you seem to be implying that dick eating and ball sack licking are something negative. You're just another stereotypical gay bashing negro hate mongrel who should go back to his home country, if you know what I mean.
September 23rd, 2009 at 08:37 pm
how can you tell a black guy has been having sex? his eyes are red from mace! silly black people! giggle giggle giggle
actually you probably realize the truths in half of the racist statments that are made and are offended because thats what the majority of you guys are like. get a job you fucking bum. (insert evil villian laugh)
September 24th, 2009 at 02:52 am
1 he couldnt if he wanted to they sold 2 if your gay whtever ave your fun 3 doesnt make him a hate mongral makes him ignorant
August 3rd, 2009 at 10:16 am
you know what shut the fuck up. what you just said wasnt funny.
that was racist. and ooh yeah maybe you think its a just a joke but its not cool man.
April 30th, 2009 at 05:03 am
This is from a woman. You want to know why we all know that it is from a woman?.....Cause your BITCHING and not laughing. Got to E Harmony and shut up
Pretty funny article
April 30th, 2009 at 05:32 am
So why is it "bigoted"? 90% of the time the black guy WOULD steal something from you when he left... Why should we feel bad about stating truths? Fuck. C'mon people...
April 30th, 2009 at 08:34 am
Sorry my friend ...For the last 7 years years the bigest thieves have been white men..Let's start with Bush/cheney and work our way to Bernie Maddof ,former chairman of the Nasdaq,who pulled off the biggest ponzi scheme in financial history.PLENTY of white men STEAL.It's in their nature.They run most of the corporations so you need to shut the fuck up and learn how to read ....faggot ass nazi.
April 30th, 2009 at 09:51 am
Oh sweet, lets go back to judging entire races on the actions of a few people!
April 30th, 2009 at 10:40 am
Yessssh!
April 30th, 2009 at 10:02 am
For someone who is trying to protest the bigotry, it is quite funny that you don't have a problem offending Gay people by dropping Faggot every chance you get. It's kinda hypocritical.
April 30th, 2009 at 07:03 pm
It's the fucking jews that caused the financial collapse. They are all getting rich while all of us and the country go broke. Don't blame the white guys.
August 6th, 2009 at 02:13 pm
yea but most of the time we dont get caught
April 30th, 2009 at 05:40 am
Hilarious about the black guy. I was thinking you'd take the "gang rape" route, but theft works well too.
April 30th, 2009 at 08:38 am
I notice how you are anonymous.What's wrong redneck?I know your dick is short(you sister told me) But comon dude.Make a racist comment then you hide....Sigh..You guys remind me of those pussies on youtube.They say nigger than hide behind their keyboard.And you KNOW they would never step in the street and say any of this out loud...Bunch of slack jawed faggots around here..lol
April 30th, 2009 at 02:04 pm
The love the fact that the criticizer is anonymous too!
April 30th, 2009 at 05:45 am
"The bigotry in this post is overwhelming. Guys do not all like sports and not all are complete assholes"
True
But guys in relationships with girls do and are
April 30th, 2009 at 06:51 am
first off girls cant be asshole there bitches and second that was just plan racism but fucking funny
April 30th, 2009 at 07:31 am
@avatron
You are the least pleasant type of person to be around.
April 30th, 2009 at 08:01 am
i agree with you.
April 30th, 2009 at 08:43 am
I like this one better.
White person:You can trust me.
Really means:I'm going steal your future,your kids future,the countries future,bankrupt the economy and pollute the planet.Then hire a nigger to clean it all up because we are so pathetic we can't manage it anymore....LOL
April 30th, 2009 at 09:47 am
Yeah... totally...
what does that have to do with this post again?
April 30th, 2009 at 06:55 pm
You nailed it Avatron. Black people are always stealing shit.
April 30th, 2009 at 04:44 am
This type of crap is exactly what fucks up so many people's relationships. Idiots who read this crap and thinks this is the way shit works when you're dating someone is in for a big surprise when none of their relationships work out because they have no idea how to communicate. Or maybe they never figure out how adults actually communicate, and they're stuck as single assholes all their lives.
April 30th, 2009 at 05:26 am
It's a joke you dumb fucker.
April 30th, 2009 at 05:51 am
Single Asshole says what?
April 30th, 2009 at 06:47 am
wow i bet he just got dumped or has never even been wiht a girl
April 30th, 2009 at 10:20 am
Well put DT! I'm sure that the millions, nay, billions of Holy Taco readers, which of course are of here for relationship advice, will take heed of your viewpoint. On behalf of us all, thank you so much for putting this into a perspective that will make all of us question and fix our stereotypical views of men and women.
April 30th, 2009 at 04:17 pm
I prefer to have only one asshole. But more to the point, if you want long-lasting relationship, take a good at yourself in the mirror and consider taking acting lessons for those times when you really wanna say something but can't because you know she's gonna be f'n mad at you for saying such a f'n crap.
April 30th, 2009 at 05:14 am
good humor. :)
April 30th, 2009 at 05:22 am
Wow dude, most impressive. Well done.
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April 30th, 2009 at 05:33 am
LMFAO, the chicks above me smell like fish... the dude below me was trying to suck himself off.. but broke his neck..
April 30th, 2009 at 04:58 pm
beautiful.
April 30th, 2009 at 05:52 am
Stereotypes are always based on reality, and at the same time are generalities, NOT absolute truths. They are either generally true, or apply to at least a disproportionate segment of society.
Bottom line is that men and women don't think in the same way, and don't communicate well with each other because of it.
Just because everything on this thing doesn't apply to you or guys/girls you know doesn't mean you should be offended or that it's wrong, it just means it doesn't apply to you. That's it.
Very funny.
April 30th, 2009 at 04:56 pm
agreed
April 30th, 2009 at 05:57 am
Say what you mean!
Mean what you say!
Grow up!
Get A Life!!!!
Both Genders!!!!!!
April 30th, 2009 at 07:56 am
@xiaxion, It’s just a stab in the dark but are you a hermaphrodite?
April 30th, 2009 at 02:00 pm
@xiaxion, What King Cunt really means is "are you a hermaphrodite?"
April 30th, 2009 at 04:13 pm
I don't f'n get it.
April 30th, 2009 at 06:03 am
P.S.
To the writer
Good job!
A lot of people need to
get it together or just
know they need to be alone.
Keep up the good work.
April 30th, 2009 at 06:17 am
Chick Perspective - I found this hilarious.
Not a Guidebook, or an instruction manual for understnding your relationship. Its a joke, take it as such.
April 30th, 2009 at 07:57 am
Guy perspective: All women are either fucked in the head or cunts.
April 30th, 2009 at 01:18 pm
I prefer to fuck them in the anus. ( anus.. the other vagina )
April 30th, 2009 at 07:31 am
Where can I get this cool App?
April 30th, 2009 at 07:57 am
totally gross. What kind of crap is this? Grab a brain!
May 1st, 2009 at 04:58 pm
OOOO do you know where I can buy one?!
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