When someone’s in a relationship, they usually don’t say what they mean. So to help you understand what your partner is actually saying, we translate ten common things heard in a relationship.
Forgot one.
She says:
"I feel apathetic about this relationship"
Real Talk:
"I secretly found someone else while I was out with my friends. I slept with him and I can't bring myself to even come clean and tell you the truth."
Yeah be proud that you take a BIG FAT DICK in your asshole which probably have aids and tons of internal bleedings since you fags are fucking fags and worst kind in humanity because you like dick in your ANUS. FAGGOT
For all of you who think this guy is serious, you are an absolute moron. Of course he is playing the stereotypes! That is what makes this HILARIOUS. To be honest, as a guy I have to say he is right on when when the guy says "Go Slower". I have, unfortunately, had to say that on more than one occasion.
Oh don't be retarded, there's no underlying satire he's trying to go for. He's just using the same old tired stereotypes of men and women. No one really thinks like that. This is as boring as watching paint dry. There's nothing "HILARIOUS" about hearing the same fucking joke over and over again, especially when it's at the expense of your gender and of reality. Why do we keep these false stereotypes around, they just make some of us want to believe in stupid generalizations of ourselves to protect ourselves from the truth...that both genders have similar emotional baggage, we're just as vulnerable and all 100% human. humor like this does more to harm our perception of reality than to help it.
Well, Miss J (and I can tell you are a woman because of your uber-stereotypical {and in this case, hilariously ironic} grandstanding and overdramatizing a non-issue), maybe Holy Taco isn't the place you should be visiting on the inter-webs on your quest for global understanding.
I guess any opinion is based on perspective. THis article is not supposed to be entirely accurate but does try to explain the fact that tere are fundamental differences in the psyche of a man and woman. If you've been through a lot of relationships, then I thin kyou might find that although not entirely dead on, most of these are pretty much on the mark. One thing is for sure, men and wpmen both interpret words and their context differently and therefore these "translations" have happened for most of us at sometime of our lives or another. So stop trying to be a gender warrior, and just take the comdey in stride.
He's right. Sorry, but study up on some psychology and get a reality check. Your response doesn't hold weight because if it were really physiological, there would be a lack of exceptions. The truth of the matter is, however, there are tonnes of them and I know of enough.
And before someone blames it on zomg things like estrogen, know that I know lots of big boob huge hip girls that break these stereotypes as well. Go to some other culture besides the one you're in and see how ethnocentrism leads to false stereotypes.
there. Now we can all be happy again. :)
Other than that, some of this is funny, the others are not.
i laughed outloud in a library, reading this. hilarious.
my boyfriend and i have a fantastic relationship and we dont have any of these communication problems, but its still hilarious to read, because its so easy to say what you dont mean rather than what you do, just to avoid offending someone.
also, take a joke guys. jokes are told to be laughed at, not to hurt. smile. it will make you happier.
Yeah, that was a complete waste of time.
Not a single thing funny there. Not even the obvious fact that we all know it was funny to you while making it because you were high at the time.
It is a joke meant to piss off all those who can't laugh due to having ones head up their own ass. Reality sucks and stereotypes make it funny again. So, either laugh, stop reading, or get a fucking helmet for the depressing life you are about to lead because you are overly critical. or maybe my opinion is as worthless as everyone else's. I really don't care.
Men are the new women. Didn't you know this? Guys nowadays are obsessed with weddings and commitment, don't want to have sex very often and can't deal with the slightest hint of rejection. God help a "modern man" who gets dumped; he's calling and texting his ex twenty times a day to tell her how suicidal he is without her and beg her to take him back. I'm not sure why so many guys don't have the confidence in themselves to be OK if they're alone, but there you have it. It's sad, if you ask me.
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April 30th, 2009 at 08:24 am
Forgot one.
She says:
"I feel apathetic about this relationship"
Real Talk:
"I secretly found someone else while I was out with my friends. I slept with him and I can't bring myself to even come clean and tell you the truth."
April 30th, 2009 at 08:32 am
This is why I'm proud to be gay!
April 30th, 2009 at 10:19 am
How is that going to solve anything, you still have to deal with the same shit, only you would be takin what you be dishin.
April 30th, 2009 at 08:51 pm
haha, it's nowhere near the crap girls dish out. Most of them are easy going
October 19th, 2009 at 09:19 pm
Yeah be proud that you take a BIG FAT DICK in your asshole which probably have aids and tons of internal bleedings since you fags are fucking fags and worst kind in humanity because you like dick in your ANUS. FAGGOT
April 30th, 2009 at 08:36 am
For all of you who think this guy is serious, you are an absolute moron. Of course he is playing the stereotypes! That is what makes this HILARIOUS. To be honest, as a guy I have to say he is right on when when the guy says "Go Slower". I have, unfortunately, had to say that on more than one occasion.
April 30th, 2009 at 10:14 am
Oh don't be retarded, there's no underlying satire he's trying to go for. He's just using the same old tired stereotypes of men and women. No one really thinks like that. This is as boring as watching paint dry. There's nothing "HILARIOUS" about hearing the same fucking joke over and over again, especially when it's at the expense of your gender and of reality. Why do we keep these false stereotypes around, they just make some of us want to believe in stupid generalizations of ourselves to protect ourselves from the truth...that both genders have similar emotional baggage, we're just as vulnerable and all 100% human. humor like this does more to harm our perception of reality than to help it.
April 30th, 2009 at 11:28 am
Well, Miss J (and I can tell you are a woman because of your uber-stereotypical {and in this case, hilariously ironic} grandstanding and overdramatizing a non-issue), maybe Holy Taco isn't the place you should be visiting on the inter-webs on your quest for global understanding.
April 30th, 2009 at 04:30 pm
Amen!!
April 30th, 2009 at 08:53 pm
Nah, it's just not funny cos it's shit. Not offensive, just shit. Sorry.
April 30th, 2009 at 11:47 am
i think like that
April 30th, 2009 at 12:18 pm
I guess any opinion is based on perspective. THis article is not supposed to be entirely accurate but does try to explain the fact that tere are fundamental differences in the psyche of a man and woman. If you've been through a lot of relationships, then I thin kyou might find that although not entirely dead on, most of these are pretty much on the mark. One thing is for sure, men and wpmen both interpret words and their context differently and therefore these "translations" have happened for most of us at sometime of our lives or another. So stop trying to be a gender warrior, and just take the comdey in stride.
April 30th, 2009 at 01:16 pm
you wrote //fundamental differences in the psyche of a man and woman//
you meant to write:
culturally created and maintained differences in the actions of men and women
there, I fixed that for you. THERE ARE NO differences in the psyche - just socially created norms
April 30th, 2009 at 01:58 pm
wrong. there are physiological differences in the brains of men and women that result in differences in men and women. get over it.
April 30th, 2009 at 04:55 pm
He's right. Sorry, but study up on some psychology and get a reality check. Your response doesn't hold weight because if it were really physiological, there would be a lack of exceptions. The truth of the matter is, however, there are tonnes of them and I know of enough.
And before someone blames it on zomg things like estrogen, know that I know lots of big boob huge hip girls that break these stereotypes as well. Go to some other culture besides the one you're in and see how ethnocentrism leads to false stereotypes.
there. Now we can all be happy again. :)
Other than that, some of this is funny, the others are not.
April 30th, 2009 at 02:10 pm
you should probably relax, you might live longer if you're not so uptight.
April 30th, 2009 at 09:48 am
lol'd...
April 30th, 2009 at 10:44 am
i laughed outloud in a library, reading this. hilarious.
my boyfriend and i have a fantastic relationship and we dont have any of these communication problems, but its still hilarious to read, because its so easy to say what you dont mean rather than what you do, just to avoid offending someone.
also, take a joke guys. jokes are told to be laughed at, not to hurt. smile. it will make you happier.
May 5th, 2009 at 11:11 am
My favorite are the Ni**er jokes! Those are the funniest.
April 30th, 2009 at 11:45 am
all of these were just awesome. I laughed out loud. awesome
April 30th, 2009 at 12:13 pm
All you guys need this hypnosis software. Guaranteed to make it all better.
April 30th, 2009 at 12:22 pm
you forgot. She says, "This guy from my class is totally awesome. It just feels good to have a guy friend that doesn't wanna fuck."
She meant, "He is much better than you, and I am waiting for the day he is ready to fuck"
April 30th, 2009 at 01:06 pm
ha, cool one, really.
FUCK U MOTEHRFVUCKING WHORES.
April 30th, 2009 at 01:06 pm
you haven't seen anything until you've seen Macho Man Randy Savage Smoke a bong rip of Salvia... AND FREAK THE ##$% OUT:
http://www.digitalfuntown.com/videos/166
April 30th, 2009 at 04:27 pm
that vid is actually the worst thing ive ever seen in my life, i would much rather cut my own dick off with a blunt knife than watch that ever again
April 30th, 2009 at 08:48 pm
Hi simon!
April 30th, 2009 at 04:57 pm
Yeah, that was a complete waste of time.
Not a single thing funny there. Not even the obvious fact that we all know it was funny to you while making it because you were high at the time.
April 30th, 2009 at 01:41 pm
hahaha girls suck
May 1st, 2009 at 12:40 am
And they do it pretty well :D
April 30th, 2009 at 01:41 pm
God I'm glad I'm gay.
April 30th, 2009 at 02:33 pm
semi-considering joining your team haha. girls are such bitches!!!!!!!
April 30th, 2009 at 08:46 pm
haha, hellz yeah for gays and bisexuals :p
And plus, not all bottoms are rly effeminate. A lot of them are probably people you would never suspect are gay XD
April 30th, 2009 at 03:57 pm
If you are gay replace girl with "more effeminate male."
Do not try to justify your homosexuality!
May 6th, 2009 at 02:02 am
queer...
April 30th, 2009 at 02:22 pm
that was the worst thing I've read in months.
April 30th, 2009 at 02:26 pm
what a stupid satire.
April 30th, 2009 at 03:24 pm
Sexism isn't really that funny when executed in such an idiotic way.
April 30th, 2009 at 08:47 pm
Agreed. It's normally a lot funnier than this 15 year old tripe. Damn you dig. Where's my shovel....
April 30th, 2009 at 03:32 pm
It is a joke meant to piss off all those who can't laugh due to having ones head up their own ass. Reality sucks and stereotypes make it funny again. So, either laugh, stop reading, or get a fucking helmet for the depressing life you are about to lead because you are overly critical. or maybe my opinion is as worthless as everyone else's. I really don't care.
April 30th, 2009 at 04:09 pm
these posts are funnier than the actual joke (the joke was hilarious though) you crazy people need to learn to take a joke and start smoking some pot
May 2nd, 2009 at 12:25 pm
agreed!
April 30th, 2009 at 04:50 pm
Lawl, that made me crack up. ^_^v
April 30th, 2009 at 04:53 pm
from a chick: LOLLLL<3. I want this app too.
April 30th, 2009 at 06:35 pm
good joke but an old one...
what is really funny is how the comments come to prove the stereotypes they try to defy.
:)
April 30th, 2009 at 06:50 pm
I didn't find this funny because it's not true. I'm a girl and I'm the one who always wants to fuck, not my boyfriend.
April 30th, 2009 at 08:10 pm
then you are a dumb ass for settling with someone with little to no libido. get a vibrator and stop whining or find another boyfriend.
May 5th, 2009 at 11:07 am
Must be a fat girl.
May 1st, 2009 at 02:38 pm
Yeah and also, your boyfriend's probably a closet homosexual. I'm a girl, it happens to the best of us.
May 2nd, 2009 at 03:28 am
Men are the new women. Didn't you know this? Guys nowadays are obsessed with weddings and commitment, don't want to have sex very often and can't deal with the slightest hint of rejection. God help a "modern man" who gets dumped; he's calling and texting his ex twenty times a day to tell her how suicidal he is without her and beg her to take him back. I'm not sure why so many guys don't have the confidence in themselves to be OK if they're alone, but there you have it. It's sad, if you ask me.
May 3rd, 2009 at 10:09 pm
"the morden man" is a city slicker and a massive bitch. you aint gunna find any rednecks like that
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