When someone’s in a relationship, they usually don’t say what they mean. So to help you understand what your partner is actually saying, we translate ten common things heard in a relationship.
Are you shitting me? just because i dont necessarily forage for my food and cut down trees to build my dwellings and wrangle vicious grizzlys in my backyard to attract mates (which sounds pretty bichin) doesnt mean my penis has lost enough of its pull on my brain to want me to forsake sex, whine, get married, and start menstruating
Who really gives a crap ? As long as I can get laid,I don't really care.I prefer a no strings attached,or friends with benifits type deal.And so do a lot of girls I've been with.
Besides a friends with benifits deal works out best,because chicks have other chick friends I can get with.Sometimes I'll hear,"If you hit that you can't hit this anymore".But
I just say hey,we're just friends don't start making rules.You can roll out too.And you know what,half the time they don't.So It's all good.Besides if they start to get too close it's time to break out anyway.
Peace.
I'm so wet also means,
I have embezzled thousands from my relatives and forged their names on checks and it makes me so excited that I've moved to a wetter state.
I'm so wet also means,
I have embezzled thousands from my relatives and forged their names on checks and it makes me so excited that I've moved to a wetter state.
Translated:
I'm leaving you. Hopefully it will take you a couple of days to notice that i stole $30,000.00 from your bank account. This is money that should me mine anyway, as you get to keep the house (that you let me live in rent-free all these years) while I never making a single payment on anything, all the while getting a weekly allowance from you, and playing tennis at the club daily.
(TRUE STORY - Dont ever totally trust them - Period)
I'm so glad I'm not like that. I'm too arrogant to beat around the bush - if I've got something on my mind, my boyfriend knows about it (at least, when it concerns him/us).
I find it funny when people point out feminism like it's strictly related to women. It's a system of beliefs that more than one answer is correct when figuring out a question, usually philosophical.
Also, thank god my relationship with my gf is nothing like the article.
After having read most of the comments on this page, I can honestly say that everyone who has said anything about this is an annoying asshole. Which now includes me, unfortunately. Only the foreign guy manages some semblance of coherent thought, and that's because I have no idea what the hell he's saying. Save yourselves; stop reading now. I hate the internet. Damnit.
i can take a joke really well.. but this... this was just stupid. i have read many things like this and found them hilarious.. but most of these just had to do with sex. when in most cases, when these questions are asked... there is nothing to do with sex at all. before you try and make these things up, try having a real relationship for a change.
See that list up top that says "Best of the Taco" ? THAT was more interesting to me than this bunch of wall-o-text crap :) No offense to anyone of course :D
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May 4th, 2009 at 09:01 am
Are you shitting me? just because i dont necessarily forage for my food and cut down trees to build my dwellings and wrangle vicious grizzlys in my backyard to attract mates (which sounds pretty bichin) doesnt mean my penis has lost enough of its pull on my brain to want me to forsake sex, whine, get married, and start menstruating
May 5th, 2009 at 01:16 pm
OMG.... thats sooooo true.
May 4th, 2009 at 03:17 pm
call me sometime
May 5th, 2009 at 10:37 am
well he must be a little uncomfortable with his ability to preform
April 30th, 2009 at 07:53 pm
To the person who wrote the first comment. Dump your Boyfriend and give me a call.
April 30th, 2009 at 08:12 pm
Sta ti zelim reci???!!!
Ne trebam valjda sve iz pocetka???!!!
Procitaj ponovo i polako SVA moja pisma, kao sta bi citao pisma prijateljice ili nekoga do koga ti je stalo...pa mozda shvatis...
Do jucer mi se cinilo mogucim, danas vise NE.
Tocno je godinu dana da si na splitskom svjezem zraku...Ako do danas nisi shvatio, ni neces- a ni ne moras.
Steta, but it's OK.
Evo, danas mi je dosao ovaj clanak pod ruke-mozda ti pomogne u tvom kochingu ili buducim odnosima.
May 1st, 2009 at 01:21 am
haha the girl's version of "we need to talk" is so true.
May 1st, 2009 at 12:49 pm
ovaj sajt je hakeriran od strane velikih shapa
May 9th, 2009 at 12:57 am
Velika shapa kitu mi lapa!
May 3rd, 2009 at 04:52 am
How about just telling women to shut up and sleep in the wet spot?
May 3rd, 2009 at 10:13 pm
that shit was fucking awsome i laughed like a bastard
May 4th, 2009 at 03:22 pm
That is definitely photoshopped... look at the pixelation.
May 5th, 2009 at 09:14 pm
did you really think that this was a real translator deal?
May 4th, 2009 at 03:49 pm
Who really gives a crap ? As long as I can get laid,I don't really care.I prefer a no strings attached,or friends with benifits type deal.And so do a lot of girls I've been with.
Besides a friends with benifits deal works out best,because chicks have other chick friends I can get with.Sometimes I'll hear,"If you hit that you can't hit this anymore".But
I just say hey,we're just friends don't start making rules.You can roll out too.And you know what,half the time they don't.So It's all good.Besides if they start to get too close it's time to break out anyway.
Peace.
May 5th, 2009 at 10:35 am
yeah right dude i seriously doubt someone like your dumbass can even get laid after a stupid remark like that
May 5th, 2009 at 10:39 am
haha and how many sti's do you have
May 5th, 2009 at 10:40 am
good funny post, although poster #1 seems to think this is a personals website..
May 5th, 2009 at 11:15 am
They say: I'm going to browse the internet.
Girl means: I'm looking up diet tips.
Guy means: Going for porn because your looks disgust me now.
May 5th, 2009 at 01:25 pm
Feminism is just as bad, if not worse, than racism. I'm disappointed in this immature biased piece of crap. Get some originality please!
May 5th, 2009 at 02:45 pm
Stupid Whore
May 5th, 2009 at 03:12 pm
oh cause this article is so incredibly one-sided
May 5th, 2009 at 06:05 pm
Next time you feel like posting something like that, don't. Reading your insufferable bitching makes me ashamed to be a woman.
May 5th, 2009 at 02:36 pm
steriotypes.... based on reality
May 5th, 2009 at 03:47 pm
stereotypes*: if you can't spell, don't post - kthanks
May 5th, 2009 at 04:06 pm
your a douche, if you can't not be a douche go to hell-kthanks
May 5th, 2009 at 04:49 pm
It's "You're", you should use correct capitalization and punctuation-kthanks
May 6th, 2009 at 01:51 am
If You're going to correct people on spelling then dont say "kthanks" its "thank you" or "okay? thanks."
May 8th, 2009 at 12:25 am
There's no need to capitalize words in the middle of a sentence. jeez. Haven't schooled taught you anythings?
May 12th, 2009 at 01:37 pm
It's 'anything', not 'anythings'. Jeez!
May 5th, 2009 at 02:44 pm
I'm so wet also means,
I have embezzled thousands from my relatives and forged their names on checks and it makes me so excited that I've moved to a wetter state.
May 5th, 2009 at 02:44 pm
I'm so wet also means,
I have embezzled thousands from my relatives and forged their names on checks and it makes me so excited that I've moved to a wetter state.
May 5th, 2009 at 02:45 pm
Oooh, what a big one you have!
Really means:
I could have more fun with a pencil or an italian squash.
May 5th, 2009 at 02:45 pm
Oooh, what a big one you have!
Really means:
I could have more fun with a pencil or an italian squash.
May 5th, 2009 at 02:46 pm
Jeez, I really love you honey
means
I'm divorcing you so I can use up all the money I stole from my family and not share it with you and those shitty kids we made.
May 5th, 2009 at 02:46 pm
Jeez, I really love you honey
means
I'm divorcing you so I can use up all the money I stole from my family and not share it with you and those shitty kids we made.
July 12th, 2009 at 06:15 pm
Sorry Honey,
But i never really loved you...
Translated:
I'm leaving you. Hopefully it will take you a couple of days to notice that i stole $30,000.00 from your bank account. This is money that should me mine anyway, as you get to keep the house (that you let me live in rent-free all these years) while I never making a single payment on anything, all the while getting a weekly allowance from you, and playing tennis at the club daily.
(TRUE STORY - Dont ever totally trust them - Period)
May 5th, 2009 at 06:07 pm
I'm so glad I'm not like that. I'm too arrogant to beat around the bush - if I've got something on my mind, my boyfriend knows about it (at least, when it concerns him/us).
May 5th, 2009 at 08:51 pm
I find it funny when people point out feminism like it's strictly related to women. It's a system of beliefs that more than one answer is correct when figuring out a question, usually philosophical.
Also, thank god my relationship with my gf is nothing like the article.
May 6th, 2009 at 01:50 am
After having read most of the comments on this page, I can honestly say that everyone who has said anything about this is an annoying asshole. Which now includes me, unfortunately. Only the foreign guy manages some semblance of coherent thought, and that's because I have no idea what the hell he's saying. Save yourselves; stop reading now. I hate the internet. Damnit.
May 6th, 2009 at 01:37 pm
You are so right - the foreign guy is very poignent. Even more so in English. In English it is profound, compelling prose with just a touch of humour.
According to Google Tranlate, he wrote (in Serbian)
What you want say ???!!!
No need to guess from the beginning of all ???!!!
Read again, and slowly all my letters, as what to read letters to friends or someone whom you care ... so you may understand ...
Until yesterday, it seems possible to me, today NO.
Tocno a year you're in Split fresh air ... If you do not understand today, the neces-and do not moras.
Damage, but it's OK.
Here, today, we came under the hand of this article-may help you in your kochingu or future relations.
May 8th, 2009 at 12:21 am
OMFG you are so right! that was funnier than the above post! BEST comment I've EVER seen.
May 6th, 2009 at 01:59 am
i can take a joke really well.. but this... this was just stupid. i have read many things like this and found them hilarious.. but most of these just had to do with sex. when in most cases, when these questions are asked... there is nothing to do with sex at all. before you try and make these things up, try having a real relationship for a change.
May 6th, 2009 at 05:29 am
See that list up top that says "Best of the Taco" ? THAT was more interesting to me than this bunch of wall-o-text crap :) No offense to anyone of course :D
May 6th, 2009 at 08:21 am
Photoshopped.
May 24th, 2009 at 03:31 pm
well duh! You think you have to explain the fact that this isn't real software?
May 7th, 2009 at 07:37 am
lmao who came up with this idea it's awesome
http://www.crunchnow.com
May 8th, 2009 at 10:19 am
THIS IS OBVIOUSLY PHOTOSHOPPED
May 24th, 2009 at 03:32 pm
o rly? Darn, I thought I could go out and buy it...sarcasm...dumbass.
May 8th, 2009 at 02:48 pm
All I can say is "LAME"...
If this were truly what people were thinking then that's just sad. End your relationship and spare us all your drama!
May 8th, 2009 at 04:22 pm
ITB: a crybaby
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