When someone’s in a relationship, they usually don’t say what they mean. So to help you understand what your partner is actually saying, we translate ten common things heard in a relationship.
this is fuckin' bullshit.
men think that they're like rocks but the truth is so much better.. they can get to be even more sensitive than girls. soooo much. so, whoever did this stupid thing: shut up you pussy! im sure your just so ugly that any woman ever loved you so by doing this, u just think you're superior.
fuck u
i understand where shes coming from. i mean it's so typical. the guy is like a brain-dead lump with only sex on the brain. but holy shit! have i met some baggage-y guys! i mean sometimes they're harder to deal with than my dramatic girl friends. they can be quite complicated, jealous, and overly emotional. even though they aren't gay. it's sometimes like dating a five year old girl. this joke is so stereotyped, and overdone. it's not even funny anymore.
Sounds like your single. And if your not I feel bad for him. And if you are if you quit acting like you know everything about men than maybe one would like you. Take a chill pill and laugh a little.
You should read it all a little more carefully. It is making fun of both sexes. This post says guys are retarded sex fiends, and girls could care less that they are. Really, I think it is actually more insulting to guys. Notice, the guys are laughing. Take a joke. This was aimed at us all, and if you are offended, it's because it struck you personally. So, exactly which lines can you relate to?
haha I love the 'what are you thinking about?' / 'you have a really stupid look on your face' I use that one all the time but it's more like 'what's up you're face looks fucked.' Alot of these are for assholes but then again women (who are not me) are fucked up. I let my bf fuck anyone he wants but he always comes back, why would you leave a girl that lets you fuck others? sorry for the babble. Nice post.
Sea you're so right most of them are women and obviously if they cant take it there is a reason... That was a joke girls!!!!! The funny thing is it's probably a girl who wrote it....
fucking pussy girls hahaha I'm a chick and I thought this was hilarious! Why do chicks get sooo offended?!??! Fuck, man! Bunch of bitching from bitches.
For anybody who didn't get it, this is a JOKE. Men, stop acting like you seriously want to high-five the translator and women, stop acting like they trying to push this through the senate and make it legal.
Amazing! What they really need some clarification about is what the "break" really means. Here are some rules to follow and some things you should consider...
http://www.precioustimeny.com/blog/?p=879
Translated:
I'm leaving you. Hopefully it will take you a couple of days to notice that i stole $30,000.00 from your bank account. This is money that should me mine anyway, as you get to keep the house (that you let me live in rent-free all these years) while I never making a single payment on anything, all the while getting a weekly allowance from you, and playing tennis at the club daily.
(TRUE STORY - Dont ever totally trust them - Period)
Girls = Targets for the .32
Guys = Targets for the .45
Blacks = Targets for the 9
Whites = Targets for the .44
Better yet:
People = targets for all things that can be fired at a high velocity in which upon impact will cause severe damage and most likely death.
I love to mix drinks at party's because antifreeze in small doses is impossible to detect but can still cause nasty side effects. NEVER LET SOMEONE ELSE MIX YOUR DRINKS!!!!!
All the conversation between guy and girl has something about sex? I don't think so but maybe true for some guy or girl. Anyway, always honest in your conversation and your relationship is safe.
ok ok ok, if they wanna be racist, thats their own ignorant issues. dont get riled up over stupid crap and other peoples issues. im Black and i dont steal so u cant say 90% of the time. the only reason you hear about Blacks always stealing is because the Whites pay people off with the money that THEY STOLE so no one will find out that they stole anything in the first place. i laugh at everyone on hear because getting mad and cursing at one another over the INTERNET is dumb. if you're gonna talk bull ish over the computer, to me you're a punk and thats just on some truthful shit. lmfao. hahaha its a recession so all of you go get a good paying job and stop wasting your time being uneducated and talking a bunch of hoo-ha about a blog or whatever this was that was meant to be funny. ignore the racist comments if you know they're not true. a wounded dog will holler, so everyone just laugh and move on! like this: LOL--bye! o and yes, im a female in high school whom is African American and extremely educated and i am in fact tooting my horn so BEEP BEEP! LMBO and thank you Anonymous for not being like everyone else and blowing up about the situation. I appreciate your sanity.
Dead on and everyone bitching about the racist jokes, shut the fuck up u pussy wipped bitches!!!!!! Cry to ur moms and learn to take a joke its not like its true fuck heads!!!!!
lmao!
not accurate at all compared to my relationship, but still freaking hillarious. I wish there was an actual relationship translater because i don't get my boyfriend half the time. Love him, yes. understand him, no.
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May 8th, 2009 at 07:42 pm
definitely 'shopped. the reflections are all wrong.
May 8th, 2009 at 07:54 pm
Brilliant!
Most of these are true!
Sad but true..
May 10th, 2009 at 08:29 pm
this is fuckin' bullshit.
men think that they're like rocks but the truth is so much better.. they can get to be even more sensitive than girls. soooo much. so, whoever did this stupid thing: shut up you pussy! im sure your just so ugly that any woman ever loved you so by doing this, u just think you're superior.
fuck u
May 12th, 2009 at 02:38 pm
Somebody has some daddy issues..
May 12th, 2009 at 03:19 pm
i understand where shes coming from. i mean it's so typical. the guy is like a brain-dead lump with only sex on the brain. but holy shit! have i met some baggage-y guys! i mean sometimes they're harder to deal with than my dramatic girl friends. they can be quite complicated, jealous, and overly emotional. even though they aren't gay. it's sometimes like dating a five year old girl. this joke is so stereotyped, and overdone. it's not even funny anymore.
May 23rd, 2009 at 08:41 pm
Sounds like your single. And if your not I feel bad for him. And if you are if you quit acting like you know everything about men than maybe one would like you. Take a chill pill and laugh a little.
May 24th, 2009 at 03:34 pm
You should read it all a little more carefully. It is making fun of both sexes. This post says guys are retarded sex fiends, and girls could care less that they are. Really, I think it is actually more insulting to guys. Notice, the guys are laughing. Take a joke. This was aimed at us all, and if you are offended, it's because it struck you personally. So, exactly which lines can you relate to?
May 10th, 2009 at 10:03 pm
Ha! Anonymous! Love it.
May 11th, 2009 at 01:12 am
"if this isn't doing for you, then we should try anal" hahahahaha i would to her face if she knew hahaha
May 11th, 2009 at 07:24 pm
Lighten the fuck up you jerks, it suppose to be funny
May 12th, 2009 at 02:33 pm
Meh. Not really funny at all....
May 14th, 2009 at 01:12 am
your all assholes. why waste your time making a comment. Last and only comment. Bitch ass wankers
May 16th, 2009 at 07:37 am
haha I love the 'what are you thinking about?' / 'you have a really stupid look on your face' I use that one all the time but it's more like 'what's up you're face looks fucked.' Alot of these are for assholes but then again women (who are not me) are fucked up. I let my bf fuck anyone he wants but he always comes back, why would you leave a girl that lets you fuck others? sorry for the babble. Nice post.
July 17th, 2009 at 10:56 am
this girl is like a dream gf ^
May 16th, 2009 at 03:34 pm
notice how 90% of people complaining are women.
May 22nd, 2009 at 05:37 am
Sea you're so right most of them are women and obviously if they cant take it there is a reason... That was a joke girls!!!!! The funny thing is it's probably a girl who wrote it....
November 9th, 2009 at 10:04 pm
Chicks are fucking stupid
May 18th, 2009 at 10:40 pm
FUCKING STUPID!!! WHOEVER READ THIS IS WORTHLESS AND SHOULD CUT OFF THEIR OWN LIMBS AND EAT THEM OR JUST SUCK ALOTTA DICK CAUSE THIS SHIT SUCKS!!
FUCK EVERYONE~!11!!!!
May 30th, 2009 at 03:32 pm
pms much?
May 30th, 2009 at 10:57 pm
Dang dude its just a joke
May 30th, 2009 at 11:28 am
Great post, it was hilarious, keep it up!
June 2nd, 2009 at 09:23 pm
fucking pussy girls hahaha I'm a chick and I thought this was hilarious! Why do chicks get sooo offended?!??! Fuck, man! Bunch of bitching from bitches.
June 9th, 2009 at 08:05 pm
BUTCH
June 2nd, 2009 at 11:32 pm
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June 3rd, 2009 at 04:17 pm
This was mildly amusing, but what is actually funny are the comments being left. Keep it u folks, Im on the floor!!!
June 4th, 2009 at 01:46 am
hey ladies what does it mean when you say "Stop being a hairy maneating mofo and grab my anus with your forcliff version 2.0"
June 13th, 2009 at 02:00 pm
i think it means love
June 7th, 2009 at 06:50 pm
For anybody who didn't get it, this is a JOKE. Men, stop acting like you seriously want to high-five the translator and women, stop acting like they trying to push this through the senate and make it legal.
Again; JOKE.
June 9th, 2009 at 02:11 pm
wow y does everything have to be about sex ???!!!
that fucking guy is horrible
fucking asshole
and if u dudes weren't so fucking stupid we wouldn't have to complain stupid fucking dickheads >=P
June 12th, 2009 at 01:10 pm
^^^^
This is a kid maybe 13,nah 12
No porn
June 14th, 2009 at 08:31 am
yea and the stupid ones are what you dumb fucks go after!!
June 12th, 2009 at 07:06 am
There are women on this site?
And /this/ is what they get worked up about?!
June 15th, 2009 at 08:19 pm
Amazing! What they really need some clarification about is what the "break" really means. Here are some rules to follow and some things you should consider...
http://www.precioustimeny.com/blog/?p=879
July 2nd, 2009 at 05:12 am
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July 3rd, 2009 at 09:12 pm
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July 4th, 2009 at 06:54 am
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July 12th, 2009 at 06:19 pm
Sorry Honey,
But i never really loved you...
Translated:
I'm leaving you. Hopefully it will take you a couple of days to notice that i stole $30,000.00 from your bank account. This is money that should me mine anyway, as you get to keep the house (that you let me live in rent-free all these years) while I never making a single payment on anything, all the while getting a weekly allowance from you, and playing tennis at the club daily.
(TRUE STORY - Dont ever totally trust them - Period)
July 20th, 2009 at 04:47 pm
Girls = Targets for the .32
Guys = Targets for the .45
Blacks = Targets for the 9
Whites = Targets for the .44
Better yet:
People = targets for all things that can be fired at a high velocity in which upon impact will cause severe damage and most likely death.
I love to mix drinks at party's because antifreeze in small doses is impossible to detect but can still cause nasty side effects. NEVER LET SOMEONE ELSE MIX YOUR DRINKS!!!!!
August 2nd, 2009 at 05:57 pm
All the conversation between guy and girl has something about sex? I don't think so but maybe true for some guy or girl. Anyway, always honest in your conversation and your relationship is safe.
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August 6th, 2009 at 12:04 am
You act like women don't enjoy sex. Which makes sense, because I'm sure none of the women you've fucked have enjoyed it.
August 25th, 2009 at 12:53 pm
lmao hahahaha!!! thats hilarious
August 7th, 2009 at 04:20 pm
223th!!!
August 25th, 2009 at 12:52 pm
ok ok ok, if they wanna be racist, thats their own ignorant issues. dont get riled up over stupid crap and other peoples issues. im Black and i dont steal so u cant say 90% of the time. the only reason you hear about Blacks always stealing is because the Whites pay people off with the money that THEY STOLE so no one will find out that they stole anything in the first place. i laugh at everyone on hear because getting mad and cursing at one another over the INTERNET is dumb. if you're gonna talk bull ish over the computer, to me you're a punk and thats just on some truthful shit. lmfao. hahaha its a recession so all of you go get a good paying job and stop wasting your time being uneducated and talking a bunch of hoo-ha about a blog or whatever this was that was meant to be funny. ignore the racist comments if you know they're not true. a wounded dog will holler, so everyone just laugh and move on! like this: LOL--bye! o and yes, im a female in high school whom is African American and extremely educated and i am in fact tooting my horn so BEEP BEEP! LMBO and thank you Anonymous for not being like everyone else and blowing up about the situation. I appreciate your sanity.
August 27th, 2009 at 01:39 am
Dead on and everyone bitching about the racist jokes, shut the fuck up u pussy wipped bitches!!!!!! Cry to ur moms and learn to take a joke its not like its true fuck heads!!!!!
September 18th, 2009 at 02:16 pm
On September 21, 2009 HE is coming... Resistance is futile
September 23rd, 2009 at 07:28 pm
lmao!
not accurate at all compared to my relationship, but still freaking hillarious. I wish there was an actual relationship translater because i don't get my boyfriend half the time. Love him, yes. understand him, no.
October 2nd, 2009 at 09:56 am
carloooo... :))
October 5th, 2009 at 02:22 pm
Obama has improved America how?
October 7th, 2009 at 05:15 pm
lol racist jokes are pretty funny. like the one about how white people look like cumshots? and how some black people try to live off welfare?
October 14th, 2009 at 05:28 pm
geez, 2 full pages of people ripping on the blacks, the mexicans and the whites...
...neglecting the asians like that is racist.
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