The best thing about making a toilet commercial, is that you can't "really" show what your product is made for. So instead of showing a guy dropping a dropping a four-pound dump into the toilet, they have to show fun things like 3 pounds of gummi bears, 18 hot dogs or a bucket of golf balls filling up the toilet instead of...well, shit. I'm guessing the first toilet manufacturer that has the guts to show a great big fat guy annihilating a john after a big plate of BBQ will win the toilet wars once and for all.
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What If Watchman Was A Saturday Morning Cartoon (Gorillamask)
And by fat I mean she fucks up 5 gallon pickle buckets, gotta wipe her ass with a hose, just start spraying away till its clean, scrub the dingle berries away to, hate it when i go on vacation, when I come home always gotta clean up the shit, never a momment without shit in my life, god I envy Cobain.
similar to what JB said, they need to make a youtube series called "Will it Flush?" i was at the edge of my seat a few times thinking to myself, there ain't now well in hell those gummie bears getting through. sure enough i was like, how could this be??
So basically anything that fits in that pitcher will flush...that would have saved time making the video, but would not have nearly as fun to watch. I am going to buy some hot dogs now to see how my crapped measures up!!!
The 3.5 pounds of dog food looked remarkably similar to the last dump I took. Except it took 18 flushes to get mine down. I need to get one of these things.
Oh, and 78 letters & numbers and 4 chess sets? My ass.
how stupid is this shit?? nothing they showed was messy... they need to chuck a whole fkn casserole dinner down there n watch how it sticks to the sides of the bowl cos no water goes up the top! what happens when u do ur after grog bog and tap ass the whole bowl?? u have to scrub that bitch manually hahaha what a stupid design
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March 6th, 2009 at 06:43 am
Nut the real question is whether or not this toilet can flush three large poo-covered gerbils. lol crazy night...
March 6th, 2009 at 07:03 am
This toilet hasn't met my brother Sal, he'll ruin it.
On a side note, this video has me thinking I could watch things get flushed down a toilet all day.
March 6th, 2009 at 07:10 am
will it flush???
March 6th, 2009 at 08:56 am
My fat girlfriend would fuck that toliet up.
March 6th, 2009 at 09:00 am
And by fat I mean she fucks up 5 gallon pickle buckets, gotta wipe her ass with a hose, just start spraying away till its clean, scrub the dingle berries away to, hate it when i go on vacation, when I come home always gotta clean up the shit, never a momment without shit in my life, god I envy Cobain.
March 6th, 2009 at 09:35 am
similar to what JB said, they need to make a youtube series called "Will it Flush?" i was at the edge of my seat a few times thinking to myself, there ain't now well in hell those gummie bears getting through. sure enough i was like, how could this be??
March 6th, 2009 at 09:38 am
^ fuck up ^
no way in hell**
March 7th, 2009 at 06:40 pm
^fuck up^
you're gay**
March 6th, 2009 at 09:51 am
The real market for this toilet is a small demographic:
Parents of toddlers.
Drug dealers.
A toddler is likely to try to flush any number of the things pictured, and who wants to try to unclog that?
Drug dealers just need to be able to dump and run in one flush when the 5-0 shows up.
March 6th, 2009 at 10:14 am
So basically anything that fits in that pitcher will flush...that would have saved time making the video, but would not have nearly as fun to watch. I am going to buy some hot dogs now to see how my crapped measures up!!!
March 6th, 2009 at 01:15 pm
The 3.5 pounds of dog food looked remarkably similar to the last dump I took. Except it took 18 flushes to get mine down. I need to get one of these things.
Oh, and 78 letters & numbers and 4 chess sets? My ass.
March 6th, 2009 at 08:02 pm
Whoever works at their septic plant is going to be confused as hell.
March 6th, 2009 at 09:32 pm
METH -- 1 Kilo
UNWANTED PILLS -- 6 Pounds
March 6th, 2009 at 09:34 pm
They should have used about 4 pounds of Muddy Clay!
March 6th, 2009 at 09:33 pm
Yeah!! Lets see if that goes down!! A Lot would prob stay in the thing and backwash back in. Ewwwwww
March 7th, 2009 at 07:17 pm
This was my filmed response to An Inconvenient Truth
March 7th, 2009 at 11:34 pm
There are only 15 golf balls right there. I like how they assume that their audience can't count.
March 8th, 2009 at 05:25 pm
how stupid is this shit?? nothing they showed was messy... they need to chuck a whole fkn casserole dinner down there n watch how it sticks to the sides of the bowl cos no water goes up the top! what happens when u do ur after grog bog and tap ass the whole bowl?? u have to scrub that bitch manually hahaha what a stupid design
March 9th, 2009 at 03:24 pm
Wouldn't a better name for the flushing system they are so proud of be the "DEUCE" flushing system?
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