Holy Taco ~ Please automate the population of the comments section under each picture.
This will save me much time in scrolling through the usual responses to see if I must manually enter anything missing.
The ROI is obvious. Users will be happy that typing is no longer necessary before or after masturbating to the pics on this site. This will allow them more free time
to explore the different areas of your site. More areas means more advertisements!
Below is an outline of the proposed comments automation process:
Site Camper SAYS:
FIRST! HAHA! WHO'S NUMBER ONE!?
Poor Typer SAYS:
Eat a dick looser!
Reality Check SAYS:
3RD!
Wanked-out SAYS:
She's ugly!
Reply one:
I agree. She has this that I can't keep
my creepy mind from pointing out. This tiny flaw pales in comparison to the flaws of the women who had the misfortune of being a part of my life.
Reply two:
You both are total fags. You wouldn't know what to do
with a woman like that if she were sitting on your face!
Reply three:
I fapped to it!
Reply four:
I fapped to the thought of you fapping to it! Twice!
That Guy SAYS:
I know this girl IRL. She is great!
Burnt-out Joker SAYS:
You mom is great!
Mad Genius SAYS:
(This golden nugget is the only reason I continue to read these comments, daily!)
Oblivious SAYS:
I'm too dumb to add to the humor of the Mad Genius's comment so
I'll comment on this chicks tits
Douchebag SAYS:
I know! My girlfriend dyked out with her.
Hater SAYS:
Douchebag!
Jizzum SAYS:
Who is this chick! I must jack off to multiple pics!
... other people have done the "here's everything everybody says in the comments" thing much better than you just did. Punch yourself in the dick for robbing me of 30 seconds of my life, and for splattering a particularly loose, watery bowel expulsion all over the pic of some of the hottest tits & clam ever on HT.
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: my left hand is in my ass
You: and your right?
Stranger: typing
You: your left foot?
Stranger: in the air
You: your right foot?
Stranger: same
You: your tongue?
Stranger: in my mouth
You: your whole hand in your ass, or just a couple fingers
Stranger: whole
You: open or closed
Stranger: closed
You: did you close it after you were inside, or did you fistpunch through
Stranger: inside
You: before you closed it, did your middle finger push in some shit?
Stranger: no, enema
You: as you were closing it, did your middle finger scrape the wall, causing it to bleed?
Stranger: a little
You: long fingernails or short
Stranger: short
You: did you lube or dry
Stranger: lube
You: what kind
Stranger: CVS generic lube
Stranger: i couldnt afford astroglide
You: you should pull our your hand and place it in front of the keyboard - fingers outstretched, then...
Stranger: ?
You: with your right hand smack down on your left hand very very hard repeatedly, and say after me...
You: "bad boy!"
Stranger: no!
Stranger: why?
You: Oh, you've been a very very bad boy...
You have disconnected.
alright bitches who know how to find this information. who the fuck is she and where can i download yet more images/movies to beat off to? well i know where i can download that shit so just tell me who the fuck is she?
NO ME MOLESTE MUCHO EN LEER ESTA PAGINA, PERO SUPUESTAMENTE ENTRE PORQUE DECIA DE CONTENIDO PARA ADULTOS, PERO NADA QUE VER CON LO QUE UNO ESPERA,¿PODRIAN DECIRME CUAL ES ENTONCES LA UTILIDAD QUE PRESTA A LOS "ADULTOS?GRACIAS JOSE
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November 17th, 2009 at 06:21 pm
Holy Taco ~ Please automate the population of the comments section under each picture.
This will save me much time in scrolling through the usual responses to see if I must manually enter anything missing.
The ROI is obvious. Users will be happy that typing is no longer necessary before or after masturbating to the pics on this site. This will allow them more free time
to explore the different areas of your site. More areas means more advertisements!
Below is an outline of the proposed comments automation process:
Site Camper SAYS:
FIRST! HAHA! WHO'S NUMBER ONE!?
Poor Typer SAYS:
Eat a dick looser!
Reality Check SAYS:
3RD!
Wanked-out SAYS:
She's ugly!
Reply one:
I agree. She has this that I can't keep
my creepy mind from pointing out. This tiny flaw pales in comparison to the flaws of the women who had the misfortune of being a part of my life.
Reply two:
You both are total fags. You wouldn't know what to do
with a woman like that if she were sitting on your face!
Reply three:
I fapped to it!
Reply four:
I fapped to the thought of you fapping to it! Twice!
That Guy SAYS:
I know this girl IRL. She is great!
Burnt-out Joker SAYS:
You mom is great!
Mad Genius SAYS:
(This golden nugget is the only reason I continue to read these comments, daily!)
Oblivious SAYS:
I'm too dumb to add to the humor of the Mad Genius's comment so
I'll comment on this chicks tits
Douchebag SAYS:
I know! My girlfriend dyked out with her.
Hater SAYS:
Douchebag!
Jizzum SAYS:
Who is this chick! I must jack off to multiple pics!
Stalker SAYS:
November 17th, 2009 at 06:54 pm
Something witty.
November 17th, 2009 at 08:05 pm
... other people have done the "here's everything everybody says in the comments" thing much better than you just did. Punch yourself in the dick for robbing me of 30 seconds of my life, and for splattering a particularly loose, watery bowel expulsion all over the pic of some of the hottest tits & clam ever on HT.
November 17th, 2009 at 09:56 pm
I was about to say the same thing
November 17th, 2009 at 10:39 pm
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: my left hand is in my ass
You: and your right?
Stranger: typing
You: your left foot?
Stranger: in the air
You: your right foot?
Stranger: same
You: your tongue?
Stranger: in my mouth
You: your whole hand in your ass, or just a couple fingers
Stranger: whole
You: open or closed
Stranger: closed
You: did you close it after you were inside, or did you fistpunch through
Stranger: inside
You: before you closed it, did your middle finger push in some shit?
Stranger: no, enema
You: as you were closing it, did your middle finger scrape the wall, causing it to bleed?
Stranger: a little
You: long fingernails or short
Stranger: short
You: did you lube or dry
Stranger: lube
You: what kind
Stranger: CVS generic lube
Stranger: i couldnt afford astroglide
You: you should pull our your hand and place it in front of the keyboard - fingers outstretched, then...
Stranger: ?
You: with your right hand smack down on your left hand very very hard repeatedly, and say after me...
You: "bad boy!"
Stranger: no!
Stranger: why?
You: Oh, you've been a very very bad boy...
You have disconnected.
November 17th, 2009 at 06:51 pm
I'd stick that cob in her ass.
November 17th, 2009 at 07:01 pm
HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS!
November 17th, 2009 at 07:08 pm
I'd eat that corn as it comes out the other end.
November 17th, 2009 at 08:31 pm
my thoughts exactly
November 17th, 2009 at 08:38 pm
Three six lyric "slob on my knob, like corn on the cob..."
November 18th, 2009 at 11:30 am
Man that's the shit they stole from Too Short about Nancy Reagan! "She licked my dick up and down like it was corn on the cob..." Three Six losers!
November 18th, 2009 at 07:38 pm
Check in with me, and do your job...
November 17th, 2009 at 09:23 pm
what is this girls name? is she a model?
November 17th, 2009 at 10:43 pm
Put it in Her Mouth, Yes Sir!
November 18th, 2009 at 02:08 am
alright bitches who know how to find this information. who the fuck is she and where can i download yet more images/movies to beat off to? well i know where i can download that shit so just tell me who the fuck is she?
November 18th, 2009 at 06:04 am
Thats a fine mofo
November 18th, 2009 at 07:09 am
I think she's from Ukraine and I've seen her on this site: http://tinyurl.com/ydj3aff
It's free to see the photos. Just search for blondes from Ukraine, I forget her name, but I'm gonna look for her...
November 18th, 2009 at 07:30 am
Thank you douche for doing all the leg work, you are the best douche ever!
November 18th, 2009 at 07:31 am
She's actually imagining licking my 12 incher right there.
November 18th, 2009 at 10:05 am
How did you manage to stack six of your dong end to end?
November 18th, 2009 at 11:13 am
kinky
November 18th, 2009 at 12:53 pm
Hey, who want to grab some corn and put on our swim suits and go sit out at the nuclear power waste yard?
November 19th, 2009 at 08:36 pm
one. change the name of this site. what the hell is holytaco.com
Two. I'm in love with this girl, and she looks really hot with me.
November 19th, 2009 at 08:47 pm
oh yeah...her pussy and tits are beautiful.
(...I don't mean to insult anyone's intelligence.)
November 25th, 2009 at 05:24 pm
Whats not classy about this lady.
November 26th, 2009 at 11:35 am
im surrounded by queers...
December 1st, 2009 at 03:31 pm
NO ME MOLESTE MUCHO EN LEER ESTA PAGINA, PERO SUPUESTAMENTE ENTRE PORQUE DECIA DE CONTENIDO PARA ADULTOS, PERO NADA QUE VER CON LO QUE UNO ESPERA,¿PODRIAN DECIRME CUAL ES ENTONCES LA UTILIDAD QUE PRESTA A LOS "ADULTOS?GRACIAS JOSE
December 17th, 2009 at 09:05 pm
Dis bitch is gross.
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