Where You’ve Seen Her: Rena Riffel is and all around actress. Starring movies like
Striptease and
Mulholland Dr, her career has taken her to such projects as
Trasherella in Space and now
Showgirls 2: The Return, which which doesn’t have a release date yet. I’m not sure if you’ve seen the first masterpiece, but it’s amazing, and we all know that sequels are better than the originals.
Pointless Quote: "I always wanted to be a model, and my dream came true."
She looks like my Uncle George, from Jamaica.
Needs to get rid of that Streisand.
Now there’s a face only a mother could love!
…I’m so lonely…
I like!
Is ugly the new pretty?
If so, then you’re in luck.
That’s a dude.
My sequential hermaphrodite sister looks better, also she gives better rim jobs!
Shit kid, you must have an IQ no higher than room temperature! CONGRATULATIONS!!! You FINALLY figured out how to accurately clone a pseudonym! How many weeks did it take you to crack the obvious, eh?
And you wonder why I call you a fuckwit!!!???!!!???