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Reno Moms: MILF Material And Lots Of Fun

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Could you imagine that face staring blankly at you while you nakedly pump away? Well, that happened to some poor, poor man because this woman is a mom. And apparently she likes to party:

A 46-year-old Reno woman remained jailed Tuesday, accused of battering three school officials who refused to release her toddler daughter to her because of her intoxicated condition, police said.

Carla Scharbach was booked Monday night at Washoe County Jail on three counts of battery on a school official and malicious destruction of property. The latter charge accuses Scharbach of using a brick to break a window of Holy Day Kindergarten school on Reno Avenue so she could get inside.

6:17 p.m. report of a grossly intoxicated woman who would not leave the premises after employees refused to release her 2-year-old daughter to her custody.

The girl was in an after-school day care program.

The woman allegedly used a brick to break a window, went inside, confronted the three employees and demanded her daughter.

When they refused, she allegedly battered them, the report said.

There are a lot of things going right in this story. First off, her sheer beauty. She looks like she just stepped out of a salon…and into a garbage truck. Secondly, there’s some underrated brick-hurling. Honestly, when was the last time you heard about someone hurling a brick? And finally, this story has the term “grossly intoxicated”—which means she had a blood alcohol level of .16 (double the legal limit). You know you’re having a pretty awesome day when you get grossly intoxicated before your daughter gets home from school. I’ve never been to Reno, but I think I’m going make it my next vacation destination.

6 Responses to "Reno Moms: MILF Material And Lots Of Fun"

  1. Matt says:

    My friend, you forgot about turning off the lights to hide her ugly face, getting both you and her liquored up so you can’t tell, and there is always the last resort of putting a paper bag over her face.

    Then again, the guy who’s been sticking it in her probably isn’t much better.

  2. Keeblerkahn says:

    I’ve always wondered what Mickey Rourke would look like if he got a sex change. Thanks Holy Taco. OK, now do Gary Busey.

  3. Peeps says:

    Is it me or is this chick hotter than “Rumer Willis”?

  4. Pratik says:

    The best part of the story? Her kid’s school is called Holy Day, so it’s probably a Christian school. What can three Christian school officials do when this cock-eyed nightmare of a monster shows up? I mean, seriously. Quoting Bible verses won’t work. I think you have to go to the cafeteria and throw some school-grade meatloaf and a carton of chocolate milk out onto the parking lot and hope that she will be full enough to just go to sleep.

    Meanwhile, you call the dog pound and tell them that there’s a new species of “freakus renomominus” out for them to pick up. Suggest that they’ll make the cover of Dog Weekly and it’ll all be over in five minutes.

  5. Eli says:

    Thanks a lot. The boner I had from the previous picture immediately went into hibernation when I saw the picture up top. God damnit, now I’m going to have to spend ANOTHER couple hours looking up porn..

  6. Steve says:

    They wouldn’t give her her fuckin’ kid, so she had to go kick some schoolteacher ass yo, what the fuck?