Resume For A Bad Guy's Sidekick In A 1980s Movie

December 5th, 2008 | 06:02 pm
 
 
The 80's are over, and it pains us so.  But no one has been hit harder than the bad guy's sidekick from every eighties movie.  There's just no work for him anymore, even though as you'll see below, he has quite a resume.
 
 
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18 Responses to "Resume For A Bad Guy's Sidekick In A 1980s Movie"

  1. Pratik Says:

    We saw two of these guys in Employee of the Month... the little Mexican dude and the store manager's assistant guy.

    P.S. Yes, I admit to watching a Dane Cook movie.

  2. Mario Says:

    totally fake address - area code is wrong (310) is west los angeles, not the valley(818), and zip 90027 is downtown los angeles.

  3. Anonymous Says:

    except that he got all his work experience from 2004 to 2008

  4. Mario is an idiot Says:

    Like it's a real resume you frickin dumbass.

  5. 90027 is Hollywood Says:

    So not only are you a pedant, you're an erroneous one. Also, if being a moron were people, you'd be China.

  6. Anonymous Says:

    Heh, this is kind of funny...

  7. Dr. Braniac Says:

    I'm guessing you weren't around in the 80s, or at least if you were, you were still having formula for breakfast.

    Microsoft Word (for DOS) debuted on October 25, 1983 and Microsoft Excel (released first on the *Mac*) was released in 1985.

    It's on Wikipedia, so it must be true. ;) (that, and I had copies of both back then)

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Microsoft_word
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Microsoft_excel

  8. amirman Says:

    hey braniac,
    this is a current resume from someone who was in 80's films.

  9. Free Apple iPod Touch Says:

    Heh, this is kind of funny.

  10. Adam Says:

    Except there was no Word or Excel in the 80s.

  11. Anonymous Says:

    OMG Holy Taco is right! Wow man thats insane!

    jess
    www.anonymity.pro.tc

  12. Sunny Says:

    OHHHHHHH MYYY RAAAHAHAHAHA THESE MOVIES SOUND GREAT!!!

    RAHAHAHAHHAHA

  13. Earl Grey Says:

    Holytaco rocks when i am the mood for a good defrag.
    Keep up the good work on the high quality trashy reading material.

  14. Erik Says:

    Heh, this is kind of funny....

  15. Stone Says:

    this is a current resume from someone who was in 80's films..

  16. alizee Says:

    Heh, this is kind of funny..

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