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Ribbons The Clown Is Very Good At Rapping

Normally, you’d think a ventriloquist clown who raps about Jesus with her monkey dummy would totally suck. Well, luckily for you, this video qualifies as "normally."
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6 Responses to "Ribbons The Clown Is Very Good At Rapping"

  1. Hank Strapon says:

    Holy crap! I had low expectations but they weren’t low enough! You keep amazing me, HT.

  2. God says:

    Do you think I actually like this crap? My son just heard it and said he’d rather be being crucified.

  3. ihategod says:

    not funny you fail

  4. Takahashi says:

    Is this what the bible does to people?!

  5. Anonymous says:

    I didn’t understand a word that monkey was saying. And I’m suddenly ashamed of all white ppl.

  6. Buddy Ice says:

    I once saw a question that read: Who would you trust more; a religious person, or an atheist?

    The right answer is so obvious it’s not even fair.