Alright, so the real question is, what was the conversation that took place between the driver and those dudes that caused him to flip out and run over one of them? Here’s what I think was said:
DRIVER: Hey, sorry to bother you, do you know where the movie theater is? We’re late to a showing of The Bucket List.
DUDE ON STREET: Yeah, it’s two blocks down. Great movie by the way. The part where Jack Nicholson dies, but realizes that his time spent with Morgan Freeman taught him about what’s important in life was awesome.
DRIVER: What the-?! I just said we were going to see it right now and you give away the ending?!
DUDE ON STREET: Oh my God. I’m so sorry. Don’t worry, there’s another part that’s a TOTAL surprise that I didn’t ruin.
(Friends come walking up)
FRIEND: Oh my God, I just saw The Bucket List. When Morgan Freeman dies but realizes that his time spent with Jack Nicholson taught him about what’s important in life was so awesome.
DUDE ON STREET: “I hate your rotten *guts*!!!”
I just can’t believe the kid in red who got hit and flew like 40 feet just gets up and walks away like it was nothing.