Here’s a question: What do thirteen year old boys and Tony Romo have in common? If you answered “they both jack off to Jessica Simpson on their computer,” you’d be right. I also would have accepted “They both have never won an NFL playoff game,” as well as “They both pray to God they don’t get a noticeable boner when they meet thirteen year old girls.” Celebslam.com reports:
While he’s away at training camp preparing for yet another disappointing season with the Dallas Cowboys, Jessica Simpson’s been keeping the romance alive in her relationship with Tony Romo by doing sexy webcam strips for him.
First of all, he’s already banged Jessica Simpson, so whacking it to a grainy video of her is like living in a chateau in Italy and moving back to an apartment in Kansas that’s next to an Olive Garden. Secondly, masturbating to your girlfriend is sort of weird. Masturbation is your time to imagine a situation involving women who would never have sex with you unless you imagined a scenario ridiculous enough to give them no other option.
Either way, I don’t think Romo is paying attention to her during these video jerking sessions. I think his desktop probably looks a little more like this: