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25 Pics of Verne Troyer With Hot Chicks

justin — Tue, 09 Feb 2010 22:18:18 +0000

He may be small, but he's big pimpin'.

The Ballad of Beaker

justin — Tue, 09 Feb 2010 20:11:45 +0000

Beaker learns the hard way that the internet is a cruel, cruel mistress.

Marissa Miller Wants Yer Balls (TotalProSports)

How To Find Your Dream Job (MadeMan)

Nascar Loves Kim K (AllLeftTurns)

Awesome David Caruso Memes (ScreenJunkies)

The Funniest Google Searches (Manofest)

The Bi-Curious Dog (TheChive)

Melissa Gilaldo Hotness (TotallyCrap)

The Gosselin Book (PopCrunch)

Scary Things Babies Can Do (Cracked)

UFC Goes Undisputed (G4TV)

Hot Internet Babes Compilation (DoubleViking)

Safety Rope Fail (EvilChili)

Being Gay Aint Cool (TooShocking)

Marissa Miller Shows Some Crack (HollywoodTuna)

Cullen Banged Uma Thurman (DailyFill)

Blake Lively Hotness (CelebSlam)

Buy The Horoscope Machine (Walyou)

Quarterbacks Getting Tackled by Invisible Players

justin — Tue, 09 Feb 2010 18:16:05 +0000

Football season is over now, and we're pretty broken up about it. In thinking about our favorite games, plays, and moments of the last NFL season, we can't help thinking that the game of football could benefit from a few small changes. For example: invisible linebackers. Here's what that would look like:

Kendra Wilkinson Pictures

justin — Tue, 09 Feb 2010 13:29:00 +0000

Where You've Seen Her: Kendra Wilkinson is definitely a WAG. Though her husband, Hank Baskett, didn't have the best day yesterday, neither did Kendra. Don't worry Kendra, you're still beautiful and can always go back to Hef.

Pointless Quote: "I wish I was Crystal Harris."

Turd Station 2: Dark Territory

justin — Tue, 09 Feb 2010 02:08:49 +0000

Marisa Miller is HOT in Miami [video] (TotalProSports)

How To Have A White Castle Dinner (MadeMan)

Nascar Sponsors Kim Kardashian (AllLeftTurns)

The 10 Best Movie Dates Ever (ScreenJunkies)

Bisping The Axe Murderer (Cagepotato)

The Funniest Animal Fails of all Time (SuperTremendous)

Ask the Sexpert (LemonDrop)

The Hottest WAGs (Coed)

The 20 Best Songs of all Time (TopCultured)

Best Way To Clean Windows (EvilChili)

Cheltzie is HOT (HailMaryJane)

How To Bring Back Superman (Flicksided)

Dis Some Bo Sheet (IAmBored)

How To Buy Lingerie For Yer GF (Maxim)

I'm gettin' iBalled (EJB)

Sexy Star Trek (BuzzFeed)

The Weatherman Meltdown (Asylum)

The Mirror Scare Compilation (FilmDrunk)

Inner Monologue of a Guy at Work on Free Donut Day

justin — Mon, 08 Feb 2010 23:59:00 +0000

Hmm, free donuts, huh? I wonder if that means that something bad is about to happen. Like, "Sorry, you're getting laid off. Have a donut." I wouldn't be surprised. Well, anyway, I might as well take one of these babies.

Let's see, there's the chocolate with sprinkles, and there's a chocolate without sprinkles. Well, why wouldn't you choose the one with sprinkles if you have the option? I can't think of a single good reason. This chocolate donut with sprinkles looks totally manhandled, though. Look at this: there's, like, a finger indent on the top of it. It's pretty obvious that somebody just poked their whole finger into this donut. I was probably Dennis in accounting. I f*ckin' hate that guy. Always laughing, and adding things. He knew I was going to narrow it down to the chocolate with sprinkles donut, and he deliberately sabotaged me. What a dickbag! Well, I got news for you, Dennis: I'm not gonna play your game. I'm not taking that donut. What are you gonna do now, Dennis?! What are you gonna do now?!!

Ooh, maybe I'll just have a jelly-filled donut instead. It's always so hard to tell what's in these, though. You have to touch the little leaky hole on the side and then taste your finger to see what it is. I wonder how many people have already done that this morning. Dennis probably has, that dickbag. What a dickbag that guy is. Seriously. Oh, shit, Stacey the receptionist just came into the break room. Holy balls, is she hot. Okay, she's coming over toward the donuts. Don't panic. Stay calm. Try not to sweat. Whichever donut she chooses, I'll choose the same kind. Then she'll think that we have some kind of bond. Yeah, then she'll start to notice me! Oh, that'll be great! In a few years, we'll be married, and have some kids, and live in a cool house and bone each other non-stop, and it'll all be because of this one, singular moment, at the donut table, when I decided to----

What the f*ck?! What the f*ck was that?!!! Did she just tear a piece off of a donut and leave the rest there? You can't do that! You can NOT f*cking do that!! If you choose a donut, you dedicate yourself to that donut, and you eat the whole damned thing! That's just common donut etiquette!! What kind of a donut whore are you, Stacey?!! Forget it! I will not spend the rest of my life with a breakfast pastry slut like that. I deserve better! I deserve....that bearclaw right there. Oh, the bearclaw. It's not as good as the other donuts, but it's always larger. Quantity over quality, that's the bearclaw's game. God dammit. I swear they just bring these free donuts in here to stress us out.

25 Rednecks Being Rednecks

justin — Mon, 08 Feb 2010 22:14:40 +0000

God Bless America!

Doritos Date Night Commercial

justin — Mon, 08 Feb 2010 19:44:28 +0000

Doritos Date Night Commerical - Watch more Big Game Bonanza

Everyone's posting their favorite Super Bowl commercials today, so we decided to post ours. Enjoy!

Marissa Miller is HOT in Miami (TotalProSports)

Learn How To Crush Bones (MadeMan)

Hilarious David Caruso Memes (ScreenJunkies)

25 Hilarious Translation Fails (Manofest)

The Front Butt Gallery (TheChive)

Frog Gets Pwned (TotallyCrap)

Keeley Hazell Hotness (AskMen)\

Hot Girls On The Internet (DoubleViking)

Intense Google Street Views (Oddee)

Kimmel Owns Leno (EvilChili)

2 Girls, 1 Mouth (TooShocking)

Anne Hathaway GQ (HollywooTuna)

Kourtney K's Babydaddy (DailyFill)

Taylor Does The Mayor (CelebSlam)

The All New Arcade Mug (Walyou)

What Her Valentine's Day Gift Really Says

justin — Mon, 08 Feb 2010 17:59:00 +0000

Valentine's Day is this Sunday, which means that this week you'll be on a quest for a gift that will get you laid without implying too much. The Valentine's Day gift that you give your girlfriend says a lot about your relationship, and if you're not careful your gift might send the wrong message. Here's what her Valentine's Day gift really says:

The Practical Gift

What You Think It Says:

We've only been together for a short time, and I didn't want to intimidate you by getting you something lavish and expensive, so instead I got you something that you can actually use a few times until it breaks!

What It Really Says:

We've only been dating for a month. There's no way I'm gonna empty my bank account for your gift just yet. The item that you received from me was either a re-gift that I got from my weird cousin for Christmas, or it was right by the register at Walgreens, where I stopped to buy condoms on my way over to your place.

The Expensive Gift

What You Think It Says:

You are so important to me that I saved up a shitload of money to buy you something really fancy. All of your friends are going to be so jealous, and you'll be able to show them that you've got the best man in the world. Plus, it was totally worth it just to see the smile on your face when you saw your gift.

What It Really Says:

The only thing I have to offer you is wealth. I'm literally trying to purchase your love and affection and you're going to fall for it, because this gift is f*ckin' incredible. Also, remember those three sex things that you'll never let me do? Well you're gonna let me do all of them at the same time now.

The Homemade Gift

MILF Monday: Amy Adams Pictures

justin — Mon, 08 Feb 2010 08:05:30 +0000

Where You've Seen Her: Every guy and girl has a crush on Amy Adams. Most of us first saw her as the innocent nurse with pig tails in Catch Me If You Can and more recently in the giant hit Julia & Julia. If only she had more half naked photos, we'd all be a little happier.

MILF Status: Amy is expected to have her first child in these next few months with husband Darren Legallo, a lesser and not as good actor as his wife. But, he is tapping that.