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People Falling Down

justin — Sat, 07 Nov 2009 20:16:27 +0000

The funniest thing you can ever see is a fat person slipping on ice. That's just a fact. Short of that, a montage of normal people falling on normal things is pretty close.

Vin Diagram

justin — Sat, 07 Nov 2009 02:00:00 +0000

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Stupid Argument Friday: Who Would Win in a Fight Between Amy Winehouse and Lady Gaga

justin — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 23:40:43 +0000

If there's one thing we like more than being told not to call things "Drunken" on this site anymore, it's arguing about really stupid things, like who would win if Amy Winehouse fought Lady Gaga to the death:

Stupid Argument that Lady Gaga Would Win:

First off, don't underestimate Lady Gaga. Just because she's blonde and appears super girly doesn't mean she can't fight. She was raised in New York and began her career playing bars on Bleeker St. That being said, I'm sure she was involved in her fair share of bar fights. Just look at her: she clearly has a boxer's nose. Put her and Mickey Rourke side-by-side in a line up and I dare you to pick out who's who. Lady Gaga also has sobriety on her side in this fight, because I assume we're talking about fighting a normal (read: drunk) Amy Winehouse here. Obviously, Winehouse's reflexes are going to be slowed from all the booze and drugs, making it easy for Gaga to strike vicious blows on her scabby face. If that weren't enough, Winehouse just got a boob job. The stitches aren't even out. It'd be like fighting a drunk Bride of Frankenstein. A few jabs by Gaga and you'd have a pair of titties lying on the ground and a drunk Winehouse wondering what happened. I don't trust either of these chicks, so we can assume that there will be foul play involved: dirty fighting, weapons, eye-gouging, etc. Amy Winehouse is a crackhead, and crackheads always carry crackpipes with them. Broken lightbulbs are also a very common crackhead accessory, and that can also be used as a weapon, so it's probably safe to assume that Winehouse will be coming at Gaga with a broken lightbulb. This would be a dealbreaker if it weren't for one variable: Lady Gaga's wardrobe. Gaga is sure to have some crazy, layered muppet type outfit going on that will undoubtedly provide adequate protection against crack pipe and lightbulb attacks, and also against acidic crackhead saliva. The odds are clearly stacked in Gaga's favor here, and Winehouse doesn't stand a chance. Oh, and also...Lady Gaga has a penis. Gaga wins!

Stupid Argument that Amy Winehouse Would Win:

25 Dog Babies

justin — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 22:25:33 +0000

There is something seriously wrong with these people.

George Brett Sings A Song About Crapping His Pants

justin — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 19:10:23 +0000

George Brett is a real man's man. He's the kind of guy that probably smells like pine tar and chewing tobacco all the time. I bet he likes beer, grilling meat, playing baseball...oh, and he's good for sh*tting his pants at least twice a year.

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Dive Bar Bingo

justin — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 17:51:33 +0000

In the past, we've shown you bingo cards for the Grocery Store, Sex Excuses, and Halloween Parties. Now we've come up with a way for you to keep yourself thoroughly entertained while you're hanging out in a crappy dive bar this weekend. Enjoy.

Carrie Prejean

justin — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 17:21:00 +0000

Where You've Seen Her: Looks like Carrie Prejean is making headlines once again even after all the "controversy" of her showing some tit a few months back - this time, not surprisingly, for having a sex tape. True or not, lets hope this says one thing: Carrie Prejean is a hot chick/beauty queen, NOT a role model, and it's time that we all stop confusing those two things.

Pointless Quote: "I think that I believe marriage should be between a man and a woman."

Theo,Ruuudy,Tha Puddinggg...Nom Nom Nom

justin — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 02:00:00 +0000

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More Unbelievable News Again!

justin — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 00:29:55 +0000

25 Girls Playing Football In Their Underwear

justin — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 20:21:34 +0000

They're all tightends.