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In Russia, Birthday Has You


17 Responses to "In Russia, Birthday Has You"

  1. DonkeyXote says:

    Wow! So this is what a birthday looks like!

    Before you fuckwits yell at me, you have to understand that my family keeps me locked up in a basement and only let me out when they need me to clean up afteir incestous orgies, or when they need to use me like normal people use sextoys. In any case…

    I need to get ahold of my pathetic life.

  2. DonkeyXote says:

    and you call that a come-back, Dwight?

    Do you punk?

    Do yah?

  3. Phil Jones says:

    Nice family picture there Mr.Serial Killer. Maybe that cake just needs my balls mushed into it first before enjoying.

  4. Dwight K. Schrute says:

    Like warm apple pie… mmmm

    Reminds me of that time I tried fucking a pie mom had just baked… I should have waited a bit longer, that way I wouldn’t have burnt my already deformed penis.

  5. Something's missing... says:

    Where’s the vodka?

  6. DonkeyXote says:

    Dwight, is that yoooooooou???

    C’mon, don’t be a pussy and reveal yourself, scurvy!!

  7. Phil Jones says:

    Er no. I’m PHIL JONES motherfucker! Don’t you forget it! Fucking twat! ):/ As i look at this picture i imagined fucking that lady on the cake while that manly man takes me from behind as well. What a sexy birthday it would have been! All while YOU, Donkey, scratch a yellowy-greenish scab off my infected herpes sore on my balls and tongue the puss out. Fuck thats so hot! I got a bonerlicious BONER right now ZOMG!

  8. Phil Jones says:

    Yeaaah maybe you should keep that to yourself man. Noone wants to hear about what you do to your familys food when its cooked. For jeebus sakes your dad is going to eat your ball hairs. Sick bastard.
    Let them eat mine first. So they will be less angry at you.

  9. jon van winkle says:

    you have nothing at all to add to the Holy Taco. I’m tired of your comments…….possible to ban Phil Jones? Free speech even yours I support. But everything you say is not even funny,and always filthy. As I say you should be banned from this site,because you have nothing to say Phil Jones

  10. DonkeyXote says:

    That cake is so right in so many wrong levels.

  11. The Hitman says:

    I’d hit it

  12. Rowan says:

    is mom sporting a little camel toe?

  13. Jim Beem says:

    A little camel toe, a lot of regret.

  14. Captain Obvious says:

    more like a mooseknuckle!!!

  15. Olala says:

    I’d hit it even if she’s menstruating

  16. Bill Clinton says:

    Even I wouldn’t do that woman.

  17. Couriers says:

    Worthless russians, probably illegal immigrants too…FIRST!