I haven't been to many pit bull birthday parties in my life, but I can pretty safely say that this would clasify as a sad one. First, none of his pit bull friends showed up. Second, the only other animal that is there is a chicken, who is doing a pretty crappy dance. Third, Sharkey the pit bull is forced to wear a hat that he clearly doesn't feel comfortable wearing. Fourth, and most importantly, the only other attendee (besides the dancing chicken) is his kind of retarded owner. Where are the kibbles? Where are the bits? Where are the legs to hump? Man, this party sucks.
On the flip side, the cake looked good.
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Sharky was found later that evening hanging by a leash from his dog house. Suicide note was found that had a paw print, party hat, and his doggy man card attached. Very sad!
what the hell ??? why not that crappy freaky dancing idiot chicken on the menu for Sharkey ? this party sucks ... it suppose to be the best day of Sharkey's life that if Sharkey can EAT that Circus chicken !!!!
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November 4th, 2008 at 07:39 am
Michael Flatley has nothing on that chicken!
November 4th, 2008 at 07:51 am
This video makes me want to put a gun in my mouth and pull the trigger.
November 4th, 2008 at 07:54 am
BULLSHIT! I waiting the entire 3 minutes of that video waiting for Sharky to fuck that chicken up....WTF!?
November 4th, 2008 at 08:39 am
This is a situation where a Pit Bill Mauling would have been 100% Justified. Preferably against Corky his owner, but the chicken would do!
November 4th, 2008 at 08:51 am
Sharky was found later that evening hanging by a leash from his dog house. Suicide note was found that had a paw print, party hat, and his doggy man card attached. Very sad!
November 4th, 2008 at 09:49 am
I bet you that Sharky's special owner lathers up her vagina with Puppy Chow and makes poor Sharky lap up her hairy, cheesy, dick pot.
Ewwwww ... puppy chow ... gross.
November 4th, 2008 at 09:51 am
That was devastating.
January 2nd, 2009 at 11:01 am
what the hell ??? why not that crappy freaky dancing idiot chicken on the menu for Sharkey ? this party sucks ... it suppose to be the best day of Sharkey's life that if Sharkey can EAT that Circus chicken !!!!
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