I haven’t been to many pit bull birthday parties in my life, but I can pretty safely say that this would clasify as a sad one. First, none of his pit bull friends showed up. Second, the only other animal that is there is a chicken, who is doing a pretty crappy dance. Third, Sharkey the pit bull is forced to wear a hat that he clearly doesn’t feel comfortable wearing. Fourth, and most importantly, the only other attendee (besides the dancing chicken) is his kind of retarded owner. Where are the kibbles? Where are the bits? Where are the legs to hump? Man, this party sucks.