Okay, i love holy taco. But do you have the DUMBEST FUCKING RETARD SALES PERSON IN THE ENTIRE WORLD? I just need to know, because whoever came up with this crap actually sat back and said "you know what would be cool? To give people a chance to see transformers, three weeks after it came out and already grossed 300 million dollars." So, i just need to know, is the person, or persons responsible for this, absolutely fucking retarded, or just FUCKING retarded, where it's not absolute, but pretty close?
Hey, you know what I heard? That the transformers movie is a steaming pile of shit full of 2 and a half hours of cg robot fighting (i.e. not real robots, so who the fuck cares) and soft core porn (also racism, but that's besides the point). Seems like someone at Shitty Movie Studios decided that no non-retarded people will pay to see this movie anymore so they literally have to GIVE tickets away so movie theatres can make 22 fitty off of the two small drinks and medium popcorn you're gonna need to sit through this cock fest. Great Idea!
Everyone I know that admits to liking Transformers of any ilk (yes that includes the dumbass toys that turned into tape decks and shit) falls a notch on my scale. Unless of course you are 17 or younger. In that age bracket you are still shedding the intellectual baby fat.
Everyone I know who A) uses words like "ilk" and B) thinks anyone gives a fuck where they rank on his scale is a 300-lb, Cheeto-dust-covered virgin who has never stuck his teeny li'l pecker in anything other than vacuum cleaners or farm animals.
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July 16th, 2009 at 01:08 pm
Holy shit, this is awesome!
July 16th, 2009 at 01:09 pm
Someone put the box in my chest so i can die and not have to see this piece of shit again.
July 16th, 2009 at 02:04 pm
"further down THE on THE right side"
way to promote your shit you fucking retard.
July 16th, 2009 at 02:14 pm
Sorry. This is what happens when you spend literally 28 seconds on a Photoshop.
July 16th, 2009 at 02:12 pm
Okay, i love holy taco. But do you have the DUMBEST FUCKING RETARD SALES PERSON IN THE ENTIRE WORLD? I just need to know, because whoever came up with this crap actually sat back and said "you know what would be cool? To give people a chance to see transformers, three weeks after it came out and already grossed 300 million dollars." So, i just need to know, is the person, or persons responsible for this, absolutely fucking retarded, or just FUCKING retarded, where it's not absolute, but pretty close?
July 16th, 2009 at 02:15 pm
Fucking awesome. Holy taco = win. seriously thanks!!!
July 16th, 2009 at 02:16 pm
Holy Taco for the win. Seriously Thanks!!!
July 16th, 2009 at 02:22 pm
Hey, you know what I heard? That the transformers movie is a steaming pile of shit full of 2 and a half hours of cg robot fighting (i.e. not real robots, so who the fuck cares) and soft core porn (also racism, but that's besides the point). Seems like someone at Shitty Movie Studios decided that no non-retarded people will pay to see this movie anymore so they literally have to GIVE tickets away so movie theatres can make 22 fitty off of the two small drinks and medium popcorn you're gonna need to sit through this cock fest. Great Idea!
July 16th, 2009 at 05:21 pm
Oh great, free loaf of shit. Lucky day.
Everyone I know that admits to liking Transformers of any ilk (yes that includes the dumbass toys that turned into tape decks and shit) falls a notch on my scale. Unless of course you are 17 or younger. In that age bracket you are still shedding the intellectual baby fat.
July 18th, 2009 at 07:27 pm
Everyone I know who A) uses words like "ilk" and B) thinks anyone gives a fuck where they rank on his scale is a 300-lb, Cheeto-dust-covered virgin who has never stuck his teeny li'l pecker in anything other than vacuum cleaners or farm animals.
July 16th, 2009 at 05:51 pm
I have seen the movie, but will now see it again. I'll just get super baked and fall asleep halfway through.
July 16th, 2009 at 08:31 pm
never bothered to see the first one and i refuse to see the second.
the cartoon was lame back in the day...CGI and douchebag Shia ain't gonna improve it.
July 17th, 2009 at 10:38 am
I just haven't seen it cause I am lazy.
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