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Sam the Idiot Gets Free Transformers Tickets

13 Responses to "Sam the Idiot Gets Free Transformers Tickets"

  1. douchebag says:

    never bothered to see the first one and i refuse to see the second.

    the cartoon was lame back in the day…CGI and douchebag Shia ain’t gonna improve it.

  2. Eloy says:

    I just haven’t seen it cause I am lazy.

  3. Optimus Prime says:

    Someone put the box in my chest so i can die and not have to see this piece of shit again.

  4. Anonymous says:

    Everyone I know who A) uses words like “ilk” and B) thinks anyone gives a fuck where they rank on his scale is a 300-lb, Cheeto-dust-covered virgin who has never stuck his teeny li’l pecker in anything other than vacuum cleaners or farm animals.

  5. Ookla says:

    Oh great, free loaf of shit. Lucky day.

    Everyone I know that admits to liking Transformers of any ilk (yes that includes the dumbass toys that turned into tape decks and shit) falls a notch on my scale. Unless of course you are 17 or younger. In that age bracket you are still shedding the intellectual baby fat.

  6. Fuck says:

    I have seen the movie, but will now see it again. I’ll just get super baked and fall asleep halfway through.

  7. JohnQpUblic says:

    Hey, you know what I heard? That the transformers movie is a steaming pile of shit full of 2 and a half hours of cg robot fighting (i.e. not real robots, so who the fuck cares) and soft core porn (also racism, but that’s besides the point). Seems like someone at Shitty Movie Studios decided that no non-retarded people will pay to see this movie anymore so they literally have to GIVE tickets away so movie theatres can make 22 fitty off of the two small drinks and medium popcorn you’re gonna need to sit through this cock fest. Great Idea!

  8. Going to see transformers free bitch says:

    Fucking awesome. Holy taco = win. seriously thanks!!!

  9. Going to see transformers free bitch says:

    Holy Taco for the win. Seriously Thanks!!!

  10. justin says:
    Sorry. This is what happens when you spend literally 28 seconds on a Photoshop.
  11. Paul says:

    “further down THE on THE right side”

    way to promote your shit you fucking retard.

  12. Bill Nye, the rape guy says:

    Okay, i love holy taco. But do you have the DUMBEST FUCKING RETARD SALES PERSON IN THE ENTIRE WORLD? I just need to know, because whoever came up with this crap actually sat back and said “you know what would be cool? To give people a chance to see transformers, three weeks after it came out and already grossed 300 million dollars.” So, i just need to know, is the person, or persons responsible for this, absolutely fucking retarded, or just FUCKING retarded, where it’s not absolute, but pretty close?

  13. Me From three weeks ago says:

    Holy shit, this is awesome!


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