
This my friends, is a Sarah Jessica Parker love doll found on a German site called bildschirmarbeiter.com, by a reader who wishes to remain anonymous for obvious reasons. Why you would want a SJP love doll, I have no idea. It’d be like be going to The Home Depot for lunch.
I swear to you I did not make this in photoshop. If I had, I would have used an actual picture of Sarah Jessica Parker and not what is clearly a transvestite who shockingly looks almost exactly like SJP. Plus, if I could come up with both “Sarah Jessica Porkher” and “She Loves Sex In Her Shitty,” I wouldn’t be wasting my time as a blogger, I’d be show running “Two and a Half Men.” The greatest part about this is that this website offers several of these celebrity love dolls and none of the models look ANYTHING like the celebrities. Take a look at J-Lo‘s, or should I say “J-Ho’s.” I’m pretty sure this was just the first hispanic woman that walked past their office.

I’m not sure that i really wanted to know that these products existed. I guess thats one way to know you’ve made it. Your incorporation into the “Celebrity Love Doll” market.
That bitch has got a big old booty
Check out the website. The Pamela Anderson doll looks just like Christina Applegate, and the Jessica Simpson one looks like Anna Nicole. Hilarious!!
sarah jessica porkher in sex in her shitty” – thats classic
http://www.bannedinhollywood.com
At last, now I can make love to a horse-faced women too. It’s almost as good as being Matthew Broderick. I hear if you feed her sugar cubes and call her “pretty girl” you can do anything to her you want. A-N-Y-T-H-I-N-G