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Sarah Jessica Parker Love Doll?

This my friends, is a Sarah Jessica Parker love doll found on a German site called bildschirmarbeiter.com, by a reader who wishes to remain anonymous for obvious reasons.  Why you would want a SJP love doll, I have no idea.  It’d be like be going to The Home Depot for lunch.

I swear to  you I did not make this in photoshop.  If I had, I would have used an actual picture of Sarah Jessica Parker and not what is clearly a transvestite who shockingly looks almost exactly like SJP.  Plus, if I could come up with both “Sarah Jessica Porkher” and “She Loves Sex In Her Shitty,” I wouldn’t be wasting my time as a blogger, I’d be show running “Two and a Half Men.”  The greatest part about this is that this website offers several of these celebrity love dolls and none of the models look ANYTHING like the celebrities.  Take a look at J-Lo‘s, or should I say “J-Ho’s.”  I’m pretty sure this was just the first hispanic woman that walked past their office.

5 Responses to "Sarah Jessica Parker Love Doll?"

  1. Chaosman says:

    I’m not sure that i really wanted to know that these products existed. I guess thats one way to know you’ve made it. Your incorporation into the “Celebrity Love Doll” market.

  2. Beyonce says:

    That bitch has got a big old booty

  3. Lars says:

    Check out the website. The Pamela Anderson doll looks just like Christina Applegate, and the Jessica Simpson one looks like Anna Nicole. Hilarious!!

  4. jonze says:

    sarah jessica porkher in sex in her shitty” – thats classic

    http://www.bannedinhollywood.com

  5. KeeblerKahn says:

    At last, now I can make love to a horse-faced women too. It’s almost as good as being Matthew Broderick. I hear if you feed her sugar cubes and call her “pretty girl” you can do anything to her you want. A-N-Y-T-H-I-N-G


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