Sarah Michelle Gellar, Get Naked!

Here is yet ANOTHER picture of Sarah Michelle Gellar almost naked. This is from a Vaseline ad campaign/contest called “Mystery Celebrity” where you try and guess who the naked celebrity is. This is like the one millionth time I’ve seen the headline “Sarah Michelle Gellar Naked/Topless” only to click on it and find out she’s covering all the parts that make you naked. It’d be like renting Gangs of New York and every time Daniel Day-Lewis is about to come on, they cut to a scene of Leonardo Dicaprio talking to Cameron Diaz in that weird accent. Check out this “topless” photo spread Gellar did for Maxim.

That’s weird, she’s “topless” but I can’t see her “boobs.” Why am I putting stuff in “quotes?” Anyway, I say we band together to not click on any headlines that say SMG is naked ever again. But, wait, what if she is? Okay, we designate ONE of us to do it, then that person tells the rest of us if she is. For now, I’ll be that guy, but let’s try and find somebody more qualified/less lazy. Please leave your resume in the comments section.