Sarah Palin is a busy lady. She's touring for her new book, she's got a full schedule of talking shit about politicians and media personalities, and on top of all of that, she's still keeping up her daily advice column for the Anchorage Daily News. Here's a taste:
I didn't bother to read your little commie hit piece on our 45th President. I just stopped by to say fuck Adolf Judas Obama, fuck that communist sasquatch wife of his, and fuck Joe "Retard" Biden.
Wheres the one with Obama agonizing over Afghanistan for months? wheres the one with Obama single handedly destroying the economy and the dollar? wheres the one with Obama tripling the national debt? guess we're hoping that will just go away and just blindly follow obama to our doom. Palin has more courage and decisiveness than Obama will ever dream to have.
yeah well just because this nation was fucked before doesnt give him obama license to fuck it up even more. "oh bush did it so obama can do it 10x faster", yeah that makes sense fuckin libs and their double bitching.
What an original idea Taco! Let's rip on Palin and say she's a dumbass, what did you guys do, go trolling the Huffington Post for this one, this is just pathetic. If you're going to rip on Palin, I expect something original. I am also expecting an Obama rip-job sometime soon, or did Break Media also take your balls and spine away. Get original of GTFO bitches! If I wanted non-stop rip-jobs on the conservatives I would go to other shittier websites. I expect more from the Taco. Get to it Bitches.
wow, I thought the readers of Holy Taco were alot smarter. It's too bad only people who think a woman who can barely string together intelligible sentences is able to even begin to understand politics. Holy Taco, I can attest to the majority of the readers and the country itself; this was a funny article.
You are indeed an r-tard. Because let me tell you shit for brains,"a lot" is two words! Or did you fail to learn that in your 6th grade advanced grammar class you took last year?
Linguistics tells us that there is no such thing as "proper English," being that the language is a living thing, constantly changing, and if your or someone understands what is being said or written, it is acceptable. I advise you to take a trip to Alaska, dress up like a wolf, and wait for a retarded woman who shares your values to shoot you in the head from a helicopter like a REAL AMERICAN! WOOOOHA! *air guitar*
god i hate it when people try to wax poetic about stupid shit like this, "a lot" is still two words and you are as fucking stupid as the one who posted for trying to rationalize it you shit face cock grabber!
This was funny, I pity the fool who would want her to lead his country, but I bet she would make a great character to any follow up of Home Alone come Christmas time. Yeppersnickerdoodleykins!
and that, good sir, is why we realize she has no common sense.
Because she, like yourself, can't pick up a dictionary to learn how to spell - or speak - for that matter.
Also, in no way, does this dummy represent the female population. The rest of us are much smarter.
OK ... EVERYBODY above me needs to get laid. Like NOW. Just take whatever part of your penis that hasn't been absorbed by fat, and just throw it into the next hole you see. For fuck's SAKE, people.
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November 24th, 2009 at 04:26 pm
FIRST! *yessss*
November 24th, 2009 at 04:59 pm
Nice one Taco! This will be circulating around the office, pho-scho.
November 24th, 2009 at 05:55 pm
I didn't bother to read your little commie hit piece on our 45th President. I just stopped by to say fuck Adolf Judas Obama, fuck that communist sasquatch wife of his, and fuck Joe "Retard" Biden.
Palin 2012 fuckers.
November 25th, 2009 at 05:37 am
But what if she quits 2 years into it for the love of the country? Then it would leave us with president beck and v.p hannity.
December 11th, 2009 at 07:55 am
The 45th President? Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
November 24th, 2009 at 06:38 pm
This was amazing
November 24th, 2009 at 07:40 pm
I'm awaiting your article on the brilliant Joe Biden.
November 24th, 2009 at 11:51 pm
Keep an eye out over the next few weeks. We've got a couple of good Biden posts in our back pockets.
November 24th, 2009 at 08:46 pm
Wheres the one with Obama agonizing over Afghanistan for months? wheres the one with Obama single handedly destroying the economy and the dollar? wheres the one with Obama tripling the national debt? guess we're hoping that will just go away and just blindly follow obama to our doom. Palin has more courage and decisiveness than Obama will ever dream to have.
November 24th, 2009 at 10:54 pm
You are not fit to operate a computer.
November 25th, 2009 at 05:01 am
Yeah, you're right, fuck Obama. Everything in this country was all sunshine and rainbows before that asshole showed up.
November 25th, 2009 at 10:44 am
yeah well just because this nation was fucked before doesnt give him obama license to fuck it up even more. "oh bush did it so obama can do it 10x faster", yeah that makes sense fuckin libs and their double bitching.
November 24th, 2009 at 09:10 pm
What an original idea Taco! Let's rip on Palin and say she's a dumbass, what did you guys do, go trolling the Huffington Post for this one, this is just pathetic. If you're going to rip on Palin, I expect something original. I am also expecting an Obama rip-job sometime soon, or did Break Media also take your balls and spine away. Get original of GTFO bitches! If I wanted non-stop rip-jobs on the conservatives I would go to other shittier websites. I expect more from the Taco. Get to it Bitches.
November 25th, 2009 at 07:34 am
Go to foxnews.com, that's a shittier website.
November 24th, 2009 at 10:37 pm
Sarah Palin Writes an Advice Column FTL. Stick to thuh bewbs. We come here for bewbs, bacon-related humor and guy stuff. Not politishit.
November 24th, 2009 at 10:51 pm
wow, I thought the readers of Holy Taco were alot smarter. It's too bad only people who think a woman who can barely string together intelligible sentences is able to even begin to understand politics. Holy Taco, I can attest to the majority of the readers and the country itself; this was a funny article.
November 25th, 2009 at 06:49 am
You are indeed an r-tard. Because let me tell you shit for brains,"a lot" is two words! Or did you fail to learn that in your 6th grade advanced grammar class you took last year?
November 25th, 2009 at 07:34 am
Linguistics tells us that there is no such thing as "proper English," being that the language is a living thing, constantly changing, and if your or someone understands what is being said or written, it is acceptable. I advise you to take a trip to Alaska, dress up like a wolf, and wait for a retarded woman who shares your values to shoot you in the head from a helicopter like a REAL AMERICAN! WOOOOHA! *air guitar*
November 27th, 2009 at 05:46 pm
god i hate it when people try to wax poetic about stupid shit like this, "a lot" is still two words and you are as fucking stupid as the one who posted for trying to rationalize it you shit face cock grabber!
November 25th, 2009 at 02:12 am
This was funny, I pity the fool who would want her to lead his country, but I bet she would make a great character to any follow up of Home Alone come Christmas time. Yeppersnickerdoodleykins!
November 25th, 2009 at 06:15 am
Funny article, keep em coming
November 25th, 2009 at 06:46 am
Didnt you guys post this a few months go?
November 25th, 2009 at 07:35 am
No, she's just been retarded for a reeeeeeally long time.
November 26th, 2009 at 10:31 am
yeah it comes up as october 08 if you search for it in the search bar (though they dont let you click on it)
recycling old articles, nice.
November 25th, 2009 at 08:12 am
I'd still fuck her. Anal's not adultery.
November 25th, 2009 at 12:23 pm
If you fucks could get over her good looks and just listen to what she has to say you might understand the words "common sence"
November 25th, 2009 at 06:41 pm
and that, good sir, is why we realize she has no common sense.
Because she, like yourself, can't pick up a dictionary to learn how to spell - or speak - for that matter.
Also, in no way, does this dummy represent the female population. The rest of us are much smarter.
November 26th, 2009 at 03:28 am
Well done holy taco faggots
Sarah Palin is actually a hard working and brilliant woman who rose to great heights
and she is a great supporter of israel
she is against the creation of a palestinian state
anyone who hates sarah palin is a fucking douchebag
November 28th, 2009 at 09:07 pm
OK ... EVERYBODY above me needs to get laid. Like NOW. Just take whatever part of your penis that hasn't been absorbed by fat, and just throw it into the next hole you see. For fuck's SAKE, people.
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