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This Scammer Isn’t Very Good At Scamming

posted 03/22/2009
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His honesty has to be worth a few bucks, doesn’t it?
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11 Responses to "This Scammer Isn’t Very Good At Scamming"

  1. Anonymous says:
    March 24, 2009 at 4:48 pm

    That’s actually funny. I laughed… i swear.

  2. </a></cite> <span class="says">says:</span></cite> </div> <div class="comment-meta commentmetadata"><a href="http://www.holytaco.com/scammer-isnt-very-good-scamming/#comment-63626">May 13, 2009 at 8:56 am</a></div> <p>Good morning. I?m telling you, things are getting out of hand. Or maybe I?m discovering that things were never in my hands.<br /> I am from Libya and too bad know English, please tell me right I wrote the following sentence: “Ministry of industry and energy for.Soviet cars produced by avtovaz skip to content.”</p> <p>Thank <img src='http://cdn2.holytaco.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':-)' class='wp-smiley' /> Amissa.</p> </div> </li> <li class="comment even thread-even depth-1" id="li-comment-23408"> <div id="comment-23408" class="commentListBox "> <div class="comment-author vcard"> <cite><cite class="fn">Anonymous</cite> <span class="says">says:</span></cite> </div> <div class="comment-meta commentmetadata"><a href="http://www.holytaco.com/scammer-isnt-very-good-scamming/#comment-23408">March 23, 2009 at 6:36 am</a></div> <p>he can’t pull off that ugly green V-neck sweater. i don’t care that he has no eyes, or face, for it to clash with. Mr. Dutu, if you want to sell very important business propositions you are going to need a wardrobe upgrade, and likely a face for that matter.</p> </div> </li> <li class="comment odd alt thread-odd thread-alt depth-1" id="li-comment-27153"> <div id="comment-27153" class="commentListBox "> <div class="comment-author vcard"> <cite><cite class="fn">Anonymous</cite> <span class="says">says:</span></cite> </div> <div class="comment-meta commentmetadata"><a href="http://www.holytaco.com/scammer-isnt-very-good-scamming/#comment-27153">March 22, 2009 at 9:39 pm</a></div> <p>I feel bad for the people in Nigeria that legitimately want to purchase things online.</p> </div> </li> <li class="comment even thread-even depth-1" id="li-comment-29603"> <div id="comment-29603" class="commentListBox "> <div class="comment-author vcard"> <cite><cite class="fn">ico</cite> <span class="says">says:</span></cite> </div> <div class="comment-meta commentmetadata"><a href="http://www.holytaco.com/scammer-isnt-very-good-scamming/#comment-29603">March 22, 2009 at 7:54 pm</a></div> <p>How’d they guess my secret?</p> </div> </li> <li class="comment odd alt thread-odd thread-alt depth-1" id="li-comment-29937"> <div id="comment-29937" class="commentListBox "> <div class="comment-author vcard"> <cite><cite class="fn">Anonymous</cite> <span class="says">says:</span></cite> </div> <div class="comment-meta commentmetadata"><a href="http://www.holytaco.com/scammer-isnt-very-good-scamming/#comment-29937">March 22, 2009 at 7:16 pm</a></div> <p>he tries to rob him and he’s all nice? pussy</p> </div> </li> <li class="comment even thread-even depth-1" id="li-comment-32569"> <div id="comment-32569" class="commentListBox "> <div class="comment-author vcard"> <cite><cite class="fn">Anonymous</cite> <span class="says">says:</span></cite> </div> <div class="comment-meta commentmetadata"><a href="http://www.holytaco.com/scammer-isnt-very-good-scamming/#comment-32569">March 23, 2009 at 12:51 am</a></div> <p>good</p> </div> </li> <li class="comment odd alt thread-odd thread-alt depth-1" id="li-comment-32570"> <div id="comment-32570" class="commentListBox "> <div class="comment-author vcard"> <cite><cite class="fn">Mr. Robert Dutu</cite> <span class="says">says:</span></cite> </div> <div class="comment-meta commentmetadata"><a href="http://www.holytaco.com/scammer-isnt-very-good-scamming/#comment-32570">March 23, 2009 at 12:54 am</a></div> <p>Am Robert Dutu. I still have important business proposition for your consideration.</p> </div> </li> <li class="comment even thread-even depth-1" id="li-comment-38144"> <div id="comment-38144" class="commentListBox "> <div class="comment-author vcard"> <cite><cite class="fn">T BONE</cite> <span class="says">says:</span></cite> </div> <div class="comment-meta commentmetadata"><a href="http://www.holytaco.com/scammer-isnt-very-good-scamming/#comment-38144">March 22, 2009 at 10:51 pm</a></div> <p>bloody hilarious lol</p> </div> </li> <li class="comment odd alt thread-odd thread-alt depth-1" id="li-comment-51487"> <div id="comment-51487" class="commentListBox "> <div class="comment-author vcard"> <cite><cite class="fn">Morty</cite> <span class="says">says:</span></cite> </div> <div class="comment-meta commentmetadata"><a href="http://www.holytaco.com/scammer-isnt-very-good-scamming/#comment-51487">March 22, 2009 at 8:31 pm</a></div> <p>That guy has got to be the stupidest mother f-r ever, i sent 5 grand to mr dutu and he is sending me 5 million dollars cash, you would be stupid not to trust a nigerian prince</p> </div> </li> <li class="comment even thread-even depth-1" id="li-comment-53084"> <div id="comment-53084" class="commentListBox "> <div class="comment-author vcard"> <cite><cite class="fn">Dirk Digler</cite> <span class="says">says:</span></cite> </div> <div class="comment-meta commentmetadata"><a href="http://www.holytaco.com/scammer-isnt-very-good-scamming/#comment-53084">March 23, 2009 at 7:31 am</a></div> <p>Mr. Dutu and I are also business partners I don’t understand how people think this is a scam I have been sending him a check for 2 grand every month the past 5 years and it is only a matter of time before he is able to move his riches, we will be the ones laughing in the end with our 5 million dollars</p> </div> </li> </ol> </div> </div> <div id="column-right"> <div class="block"> <div id="re_ad_300x250"> <!-- BEGIN 300x250 ad tag --> <script 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