If you figured Scarlett Johansson was sad and alone and that you were the one who would sweep her off her feet…well you’re a retard if you thought that. According to HollywoodRag.com she is now engaged to Ryan Reynolds:
The ‘Lost in Translation’ actress, who has been dating Ryan for almost a year, is said to be smitten with the ‘Smokin’ Aces’ star and has accepted his marriage proposal.
A source said: “We can expect an engagement announcement from Ryan and Scarlett any day now. They are very much in love and have decided to take the next step. Scarlett is thrilled!”
But, with every story there is a silver lining. At least you won’t have to…um, I mean, there’s always…nope. Sorry, this story pretty much sucks all around. Congratulations Ryan. I definitely hope you don’t suffer a non-lethal, but serious injury that horribly disfigures your face.