I always figured the time I shit my pants right after I watched Schindler’s List was the most depressing day in the world. Apparently though, according to scientists, yesterday was.
Ananova.com reports:
Experts say Monday, January 19, 2009, will go down as the most depressing day in history.
Psychologist Dr Cliff Arnall has devised a mathematical formula that pinpoints today as Blue Monday.
He says there are six depressive factors – winter weather, Christmas credit card bills, abandoned New Year’s resolutions, job security fears, mounting debt and the house price collapse.
I was waiting for the article to go on to say "Dr. Arnall went on to add a seventh factor which he said involved the "Phila-f*&kin-delphia Eagles failing to cover the god damned spread against the Arizona Cardinals. The ARIZONA F&*KIN’ CARDINALS! How do you not know they’re going to throw the ball?! They have zero running game! Ugh."
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The reason it was so depressing is because it was the last day we had a real man for a president of this country instead of a communist, teleprompter-dependent Muppet.
Not only should they have known they were going to throw the ball, the Cardinal’s only had ONE freakin receiver to cover. Your boys couldn’t even do that. It could be worse though; I am a Saints fan
Everyday is the most depressing day!
Instead of mounting debt, maybe they should try mounting their wives. Freaks.
Dies ist ein gro
Actually today was pretty damned depressing. Liberty died on November 4, 2008 and today was the funeral.
Heil Fuhrer Obama and his glorious…sigh…fourth reich.
Is it 2012 yet?
Newer studies have shown that the “most depressing day” of the year thing in January isn’t true, that it’s more likely right around Thanksgiving based on internet searches for “depression” and help for it. The holidays happening actually causes more significant depression than them ending.
Oh, and because this is a comment on Holy Taco I guess I should add something like– Big titties 4eva!
Heard that mdogg … usually between Turkey day and Xmas …