Screaming Things At Monkeys Makes Screaming Monkeys

posted 01/21/2009
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If you think about it, this is probably incredibly similar to how this dude hits on women at a bar. "Hey, you want a drink?! Look at me, I have drinks! I have drinks!" The end result is hopefully exactly the same.

I don’t think I’ve ever been to a zoo where people didn’t taunt the monkeys. When I was in high school, everyone knew not to taunt the homeless dude who lived by the Taco Bell, because one time he threw his cum on this one girl, or as we used to say, "Multiple Miggs’d her." After that, no one dared taunt him. Word to the monkeys, band together and start flinging the sticky.

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