Screamo Bands Explained

April 5th, 2009 | 08:16 pm
Screamo Bands Explained

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65 Responses to "Screamo Bands Explained"

  1. Anonymous Says:

    very nice

  2. Pierre Says:

    yes. yes i would.

  3. Anon Says:

    No, no i would not. She's hot but, I would rather never get laid than be a sellout.

  4. jarhead6353 Says:

    give us a call after a couple of years of not selling out.

  5. Waldo Extremo Says:

    Anon @ #3 is lying. Anonymous and Pierre are being honest with us, and I'll go ahead and agree with them.

  6. Anonymous Says:

    nice body face is ok but yes i would lol!!

  7. FUCK YOU Says:

    Yeah guys, nothing like 14 year olds.
    If she stays on the right path she'll have badly done fake tits and collagen in her lips in no time.
    Daddy would be proud.

  8. inkngrease Says:

    yea, whores are terrible people. thats why you don't make friends with them, you touch them with your penis. It's not my fault if she had a step dad with boundry issues, and I really don't care what happens to whores when they get old and gross. If you object so strongly to whores than, "horay!" more whores for the rest of us.

  9. Anonymous Says:

    "Terrible people?" Why would you say that...I could suggest your parents were "terrible people" for spawning you.

  10. inkngrease Says:

    step dad thing hit a little to close to home?

  11. inkngrease Says:

    or are you good friends with some skank that won't give it up to you because you guys are "such good friends," meanwhile she's blowing some terrible person like me every chance she gets.

  12. Spence Says:

    Yeah, the first thing I thought was that she looks like she is 15. Nothing like fucking children in exchange for art. You guys are fucking retarded.

  13. Scot Says:

    yeah, okay, good, I'm glad I'm not the only one who thinks that she looks like a middle-schooler without the benefit of a school-girl uniform.

  14. Juliano Says:

    yeah, do you think we can get her into a schoolgirl uniform? or maybe a little french maid outfit....

  15. Anonymous Says:

    legs are too skinny for me. almost alien. freaky looking.

    i like meat on girls.

    she's really not acceptable. nothing to grab nothing to look at. unless you love looking at ribs.

  16. Anonymous Says:

    You sick fucks she cant be older than 14 i mean i know i'd do her but i'm a peodo

  17. P0rnn St@rzz Says:

    She s gonna scream all night long with me.

  18. Kaiten Says:

    She looks like one of those Japanese robots. A little too "perfect". But I'll bite - where can I find more photos of her?

  19. Anonymous Says:

    Why did you surround the word 'perfect' in scare quotes?

  20. Claudia Says:

    You need to stop reading Nietzsche.

  21. analcarbomb Says:

    They also sacrifice "not being listed on meganslaw.com".

  22. Anonymous Says:

    mmmm ... Megan Slaw.

  23. Anonymous Says:

    that's great

  24. Pratik Says:

    Too skinny and too middle school looking.

  25. OMGOSH A FEMALE Says:

    A thin girl with a little meat? Get a nice big grab on me then. ;) Hahaha.

  26. Anony-my-hands-reaching-out-to-grab-that-phat-ass Says:

    As long as you've got curves its groovy...
    Rolls are for gravy

  27. Paul Says:

    I would fuck her and tell her everything she knew about me was a lie and go listen to her fag ass scrEMO and cut her wrists.

  28. R.A. Says:

    well.we don't make em like we used to.

  29. Damian Says:

    What a selfish bitch! look at the pictures in the background of the left pic, They are all of herself it looks like!

  30. Anonymous Says:

    They are of a "famous" scene girl.

  31. Anonymous Says:

    one.day.we.men.will.be.stronger.and.not.let.the.power.of.pussy.reduce.us.all.to.weaklings...men.of.the.world.unite!

  32. d0gma Says:

    If I can direct your attention to the keyboard. I see you know where the . button is. Now look slightly lower and to the left. That big one, it's called a spacebar. Thank you.

  33. :D! Says:

    doubtful, the pussy is all powerful. it rules your lives.

  34. Anonymous Says:

    Whats hot about her? Sticks with bad haircuts that are built like little boys don't do it for me.

  35. Eveboy420 Says:

    gotta agree with anonymous there face isnt terrible but very little boylike you sick nambla members

  36. AfterFart Says:

    My cock wouldn't even fit in that bitch... I'd like to try though..

  37. Anonymous Says:

    that filament you call a "cock" wouldn't even touch the sides of her cunt.

  38. Dom Says:

    Those legs are of an underdeveloped 14 yr. old. No thank you. Plus those raggedy hair extensions are retarded looking.
    E.T. Phone home you crazy bitch!

  39. Anonymous Says:

    Is that a fucking little girl!?!?!?! thats fucking against the law!

  40. Anonymous Says:

    I already sacrificed that, what else should i do?

  41. fingfangfoom Says:

    Afterfart, you are a mile off. Havent you ever heard "Big girl, big pussy. Little girl, bigger pussy."
    you couldnt hurt that shit with a thermos. Its like an optical illusion or a magic trick. Hips that appear to be thinner in diameter than your cock, yet its a gaping maw when you rattle it around in there.

  42. dt Says:

    I thought it was "Big girl, big hole. Small girl, all hole."

  43. AfterFart Says:

    Naw her hips are too small for the 'hotdog down a hallway' syndrome.. I'd still fuck it.. I like petite!

  44. AdviceJerk.com Says:

    "you couldnt hurt that shit with a thermos. Its like an optical illusion or a magic trick. Hips that appear to be thinner in diameter than your cock, yet its a gaping maw when you rattle it around in there."

    fucking hilarious and so true

  45. Anonymous Says:

    Please. Afterfart ain't had no pussy since pussy had him.

  46. blueBalls Says:

    wtf, that little kid is just a bag of bones with a pretty face - good for a blowjob, nothing more. never understood you dudes with the skeletor fetish...

  47. Anonymous Says:

    I would take this girl out for a fine seafood dinner and NEVER call her again

  48. Anonymous Says:

    lol!
    Shes a SAINT, you hear me? A SAINT!!!

  49. Thunderscrotum Says:

    ZOMG U QUOTED ANCHORMAN!!! HOW THE FUCK DID U THINK 2 DO THAT, HOLY SHIT I'M DYING OVER HERE THAT IS SOME FUCKING FUNNY SHIT

  50. Anony Mouses Says:

    Jeezus that is one scary cunt sack. No way I'd give up my artistic integrity for THAT... unless it'd get her away from me!

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