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68 Responses to "Screamo Bands Explained"

  1. Pratik says:

    Too skinny and too middle school looking.

  2. OMGOSH A FEMALE says:

    A thin girl with a little meat? Get a nice big grab on me then. ;) Hahaha.

  3. fingfangfoom says:

    Afterfart, you are a mile off. Havent you ever heard “Big girl, big pussy. Little girl, bigger pussy.”
    you couldnt hurt that shit with a thermos. Its like an optical illusion or a magic trick. Hips that appear to be thinner in diameter than your cock, yet its a gaping maw when you rattle it around in there.

  4. Eveboy420 says:

    gotta agree with anonymous there face isnt terrible but very little boylike you sick nambla members

  5. AfterFart says:

    My cock wouldn’t even fit in that bitch… I’d like to try though..

  6. Anonymous says:

    I would take this girl out for a fine seafood dinner and NEVER call her again

  7. R.A. says:

    well.we don’t make em like we used to.

  8. :D! says:

    doubtful, the pussy is all powerful. it rules your lives.

  9. Anonymous says:

    Is that a fucking little girl!?!?!?! thats fucking against the law!

  10. Tyler says:

    It is the comments that make Holy Taco.

    P.S. I would sell out even if I only got to put just the tip in.

  11. dt says:

    I thought it was “Big girl, big hole. Small girl, all hole.”

  12. Anonymous says:

    I already sacrificed that, what else should i do?

  13. Anonymous says:

    Yeh, right, y’all go ahead and do her…at risk of snapping her right in half and facing murder charges.

    That, or risk being strangled by her hair; I think that it must be its own living entity.

  14. Anonymous says:

    Alrighty guys!!! This chick went to Marcus High School in Dallas Texas..Believe it or not she is the ripe age of 23..SO CONTINUE WITH THE I’D DO HER COMMENTS CAUSE I WOULD TO!!

  15. blueBalls says:

    wtf, that little kid is just a bag of bones with a pretty face – good for a blowjob, nothing more. never understood you dudes with the skeletor fetish…

  16. Anony Mouses says:

    Jeezus that is one scary cunt sack. No way I’d give up my artistic integrity for THAT… unless it’d get her away from me!

  17. d0gma says:

    If I can direct your attention to the keyboard. I see you know where the . button is. Now look slightly lower and to the left. That big one, it’s called a spacebar. Thank you.

  18. Anonymous says:

    I’m so sick of people mislabeling bands as screamo. This girl is probably more into deathcore or metalcore. Screamo is probably the most often mislabeled genre. Do your homework and stop being ignorant.

  19. Paul says:

    I would fuck her and tell her everything she knew about me was a lie and go listen to her fag ass scrEMO and cut her wrists.

  20. www.bonethefish.com says:

    She’s about 12 you pervs!

    http://www.bonethefish.com

  21. Dom says:

    Those legs are of an underdeveloped 14 yr. old. No thank you. Plus those raggedy hair extensions are retarded looking.
    E.T. Phone home you crazy bitch!

  22. Anonymous says:

    lol!
    Shes a SAINT, you hear me? A SAINT!!!

  23. AdviceJerk.com says:

    “you couldnt hurt that shit with a thermos. Its like an optical illusion or a magic trick. Hips that appear to be thinner in diameter than your cock, yet its a gaping maw when you rattle it around in there.”

    fucking hilarious and so true

  24. Anonymous says:

    Jeffree star pictures all over her notice board

    what a role model

    she’s too skinny anyways

  25. Anonymous says:

    They are of a “famous” scene girl.

  26. analcarbomb says:

    They also sacrifice “not being listed on meganslaw.com”.

  27. Anonymous says:

    one.day.we.men.will.be.stronger.and.not.let.the.power.of.pussy.reduce.us.all.to.weaklings…men.of.the.world.unite!

  28. Damian says:

    What a selfish bitch! look at the pictures in the background of the left pic, They are all of herself it looks like!

  29. Anony-my-hands-reaching-out-to-grab-that-phat-ass says:

    As long as you’ve got curves its groovy…
    Rolls are for gravy

  30. Anonymous says:

    Whats hot about her? Sticks with bad haircuts that are built like little boys don’t do it for me.

  31. You rye says:

    looks shopped

  32. Anonymous says:

    But ignorance is what makes the internet hilarious.

  33. CHILD says:

    I AGREE WITH ANON @#3

  34. AfterFart says:

    Naw her hips are too small for the ‘hotdog down a hallway’ syndrome.. I’d still fuck it.. I like petite!

  35. my kitty says:

    I wonder if her head pops off like the real Barbie..heh

  36. Anonymous says:

    that’s great

  37. Anonymous says:

    mmmm … Megan Slaw.

  38. Anonymous says:

    that filament you call a “cock” wouldn’t even touch the sides of her cunt.

  39. Thunderscrotum says:

    ZOMG U QUOTED ANCHORMAN!!! HOW THE FUCK DID U THINK 2 DO THAT, HOLY SHIT I’M DYING OVER HERE THAT IS SOME FUCKING FUNNY SHIT

  40. Anonymous says:

    Please. Afterfart ain’t had no pussy since pussy had him.

  41. HAppyBoi says:

    Tight =)

  42. Spence says:

    Yeah, the first thing I thought was that she looks like she is 15. Nothing like fucking children in exchange for art. You guys are fucking retarded.

  43. FUCK YOU says:

    Yeah guys, nothing like 14 year olds.
    If she stays on the right path she’ll have badly done fake tits and collagen in her lips in no time.
    Daddy would be proud.

  44. inkngrease says:

    yea, whores are terrible people. thats why you don’t make friends with them, you touch them with your penis. It’s not my fault if she had a step dad with boundry issues, and I really don’t care what happens to whores when they get old and gross. If you object so strongly to whores than, “horay!” more whores for the rest of us.

  45. Scot says:

    yeah, okay, good, I’m glad I’m not the only one who thinks that she looks like a middle-schooler without the benefit of a school-girl uniform.

  46. Juliano says:

    yeah, do you think we can get her into a schoolgirl uniform? or maybe a little french maid outfit….

  47. jarhead6353 says:

    give us a call after a couple of years of not selling out.

  48. Anon says:

    No, no i would not. She’s hot but, I would rather never get laid than be a sellout.

  49. Anonymous says:

    nice body face is ok but yes i would lol!!

  50. Anonymous says:

    very nice

  51. Ryan says:

    Oh my god,,what would you NOT do to her =]

    I’m 16, what age do you reckon she would be?

    woudnt really matter but sure…

  52. Pierre says:

    yes. yes i would.

  53. Anonymous says:

    Why did you surround the word ‘perfect’ in scare quotes?

  54. Kaiten says:

    She looks like one of those Japanese robots. A little too “perfect”. But I’ll bite – where can I find more photos of her?

  55. ico says:

    Whats with her hair? Looks like it was styled by a gay anime character.

  56. Anonymous says:

    legs are too skinny for me. almost alien. freaky looking.

    i like meat on girls.

    she’s really not acceptable. nothing to grab nothing to look at. unless you love looking at ribs.

  57. Anonymous says:

    You sick fucks she cant be older than 14 i mean i know i’d do her but i’m a peodo

  58. P0rnn St@rzz says:

    She s gonna scream all night long with me.

  59. inkngrease says:

    step dad thing hit a little to close to home?

  60. Anonymous says:

    “Terrible people?” Why would you say that…I could suggest your parents were “terrible people” for spawning you.

  61. inkngrease says:

    or are you good friends with some skank that won’t give it up to you because you guys are “such good friends,” meanwhile she’s blowing some terrible person like me every chance she gets.

  62. Waldo Extremo says:

    Anon @ #3 is lying. Anonymous and Pierre are being honest with us, and I’ll go ahead and agree with them.

  63. billybob says:

    to the fag who said she is to skinny! you like fucking fat girls thats good dude but we dont want to hear about it keep that to you and your mom

  64. Anonymous says:

    shes a model and shes 17 you idiots

  65. Claudia says:

    You need to stop reading Nietzsche.

  66. Johnny Wilson says:

    Is she 11 or 12 years old in that picture?

  67. Big Mac says:

    Alrite, she is 54 ok…. Not 12. And btw just because some1 thinks shes too skinny, doesnt mean he likes fat girls. means he dont like Anorexic girls.

  68. Anonymous44444444 says:

    they are not any of that shit u say they are sexy that is it so fuck u all who say they are sluts and that shit


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