A few years ago, my penis and I wrote up a contract laying out some basic rules both of us needed to follow. Some of the highlights were, “I, Penis, hereby promise to not become erect when at any beach and or water park,” and “I, Justin, state that I will not use any sock in excess of 3 years of age no matter the laundry situation or time constraints, when performing my mandatory mastabatorial duties.” Well, the last article of the contract clearly states “If there were to be released, a theatrical version of the television show “Sex And The City,” and host party were to view it, the contract in its entirety would become null and void.” Hence, I ain’t going to see this movie. But listen to how awesome it sounds! People.com reports:
The Sex and the City movie is the cinematic fashion event of the summer , a rumored 81 costume changes for Sarah Jessica Parker alone!
I remember when the same rumor came out about Schlindler’s List! How could you possibly have one character, in a two hour movie, be in 81 different costumes. Let’s see here…. Well, they’re probably going to want to appeal to the male demographic, so we may see something like this:
Then of course there’s the scene where Carrie wins the Kentucky Derby
And what comedy isn’t complete without a 300 parody: