Sometimes girls treat sex like Forrest Gump treats talking to strangers: regardless of the circumstances, they just refuse to give it up. Keep this Sex Excuses Bingo Card close to your bed (or wherever you bone most often) and check the excuses off as you go (a word of warning, though: if you get a Bingo, I think that means you lose).
hello,everyone!!
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Guess what? Women shouldn't just give up their bodies to who ever wants them. Of course their hot, but that doesn't mean they should sleep with you.
Maybe they don't want an STD or an STI or to get pregnant. Even if your on some type of birth control or a condom these things can still happen to you. Condoms don't even protect against HIV. The only time a women should "give it up" is when their husband wants to have sex or have their way with them. It's called marital relations and our society doesn't know how to honor it properly or keep it within the confines of marriage.
I don't like you one bit. Please keep your moralizing to yourself. Perhaps you would be more comfortable visiting another website that caters to your antiquated sexual preferences. I suggest www.I'm-an-asshole-who-doesn't-get-laid-even-when-I-offer-to-pay-for-it.com
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Holy Taco Goes to the Bahamas
October 16th, 2009 at 10:17 am
I don't see even one decent excuse on that card.
October 16th, 2009 at 12:36 pm
That's because your head is inside me right now.
October 17th, 2009 at 12:07 pm
hahhahaha
October 17th, 2009 at 04:45 pm
i LOLed at that as well.
October 16th, 2009 at 11:42 am
you sunk my battleship
October 16th, 2009 at 08:21 pm
I'm carrying a calcified stillbirth =
http://www.filthyrichmond.com/2009/10/prodigal-daughter.html
October 16th, 2009 at 09:11 pm
My vagina has teeth
October 16th, 2009 at 09:40 pm
What about Pillow Pants?
October 16th, 2009 at 09:47 pm
Wow dude that is liek the coolest thing ever!
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October 16th, 2009 at 10:07 pm
LOOOL! I just took a shit is my favorite. Hilarious!
October 18th, 2009 at 07:03 am
BINGO!
October 18th, 2009 at 10:41 am
More like "blackout."
October 18th, 2009 at 03:29 pm
What about: "I'm not your wife, get out of my house or I'll call the cops."
October 18th, 2009 at 03:32 pm
i noticed "i'm your son" didn't make, this list. i guess that's fitting since it never actually worked, for me
October 18th, 2009 at 08:28 pm
hello,everyone!!
I found a great dating site___seekrichbeauty . c o m___The best dating club for seeking the rich singles, sexy beauties and even hot celebs..what's the most important is that you dont have to be a millionaire.but you can meet one.I think everyone need to meet some miracle after all the terrible stuff in the news and the economy .You should check it out!!!
October 21st, 2009 at 06:46 pm
GREAT !!! I laugh a lot now, but not so much when one told me "Im getting married next month" ¬¬ at least I now it was truth
October 27th, 2009 at 06:36 pm
Guess what? Women shouldn't just give up their bodies to who ever wants them. Of course their hot, but that doesn't mean they should sleep with you.
Maybe they don't want an STD or an STI or to get pregnant. Even if your on some type of birth control or a condom these things can still happen to you. Condoms don't even protect against HIV. The only time a women should "give it up" is when their husband wants to have sex or have their way with them. It's called marital relations and our society doesn't know how to honor it properly or keep it within the confines of marriage.
October 27th, 2009 at 08:12 pm
EAT.
A.
DICK.
October 29th, 2009 at 09:40 pm
you don't get laid much, do ya philip j. sherman
October 30th, 2009 at 07:00 am
I don't like you one bit. Please keep your moralizing to yourself. Perhaps you would be more comfortable visiting another website that caters to your antiquated sexual preferences. I suggest www.I'm-an-asshole-who-doesn't-get-laid-even-when-I-offer-to-pay-for-it.com
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