When I lived in Chicago, there was a guy who lived in the building across the street from me that looked exactly like the guy in this video, and that guy used to have a bad habit: he would masturbate out the window. I would be sitting there watching TV in my living room, and then something would catch my eye out the window and, without thinking about how this had happened many times before, I would glance over to see this dude vigorously jerking off onto the heads (and umbrellas) of pedestrians below. It was pretty gross. A couple of times I just opened up my window and yelled "stop masturbating out the window!", which would freak out the people on the sidewalk below, but never seemed to deter him from taking care of business. The guy in this video is Dutch, so they're probably not the same person, but if I ever managed to have a conversation with Window Spooge Guy, I'm pretty sure that he would say things exactly like this.
Correct, How can he shun gays his own peopl,e did you hear him he stutered every time before he said vagina or vaginal(which he pronouced wrong)he another religious prick who should die
I totally agree what a cunt! He's never heard of feminism then, if a woman is not enjoying sex then you're doing wrong. If this guy is married then his kids are going to be retarded twofold, and perhaps if he fucks without caring if the woman ur fucking likes it then i think adultery on his wifes part, and a divorce is on the cards.
Anal sex can hurt initially but the longer ur cock is in there the asshole widens and she begins to appreciates it, try sticking a dildo up ur ass and see what it feels like, don't try a cucumber, an ex says it hurts, even in her pussy
Depends on the fruit. I don't really like sticking my dick in tomatoes - kinda burns. Pears make good buttplugs. Pineapples -- well, I've said too much already.
This guy cannot be serious! If the 90's grunge hair and unbuttoned shirt isn't enough to make the ladies run like hell, I'm betting the minute he open his mouth it does the trick. Would certainly explain his lack of knowledge about the opposite sex.....
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May 29th, 2009 at 10:08 am
What a doucheknuckle
August 25th, 2009 at 12:30 am
Correct, How can he shun gays his own peopl,e did you hear him he stutered every time before he said vagina or vaginal(which he pronouced wrong)he another religious prick who should die
September 2nd, 2009 at 02:00 pm
I totally agree what a cunt! He's never heard of feminism then, if a woman is not enjoying sex then you're doing wrong. If this guy is married then his kids are going to be retarded twofold, and perhaps if he fucks without caring if the woman ur fucking likes it then i think adultery on his wifes part, and a divorce is on the cards.
Anal sex can hurt initially but the longer ur cock is in there the asshole widens and she begins to appreciates it, try sticking a dildo up ur ass and see what it feels like, don't try a cucumber, an ex says it hurts, even in her pussy
May 29th, 2009 at 10:26 am
Is fruit sex supposed to hurt?
May 30th, 2009 at 02:36 am
fruit sex feels gooooooooood!
June 1st, 2009 at 10:24 am
Depends on the fruit. I don't really like sticking my dick in tomatoes - kinda burns. Pears make good buttplugs. Pineapples -- well, I've said too much already.
May 29th, 2009 at 10:27 am
This guy cannot be serious! If the 90's grunge hair and unbuttoned shirt isn't enough to make the ladies run like hell, I'm betting the minute he open his mouth it does the trick. Would certainly explain his lack of knowledge about the opposite sex.....
May 29th, 2009 at 10:28 am
LOL .. I love the moment at the end where he looks into the fruit and gets this expression on his face like he saw something unexpected.
May 29th, 2009 at 10:28 am
This guy makes a lot of sense.
May 29th, 2009 at 10:50 am
I love the part when he looks at the tomato(?) and you can see it on his face, he's thinking " I am sooo going to fuck this later on"
May 29th, 2009 at 11:05 am
I would like him to have the sex talk with my child.
May 29th, 2009 at 11:34 am
damn it i watched it all
warning label fail
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May 29th, 2009 at 12:02 pm
that was obviously the explanation he received when his vagina hurt.
September 15th, 2009 at 04:17 pm
Haha i agree.
May 29th, 2009 at 01:07 pm
What is American Idol's Constantine doing talking about his vagina? There are other more important things I need the space in my brain for...
May 30th, 2009 at 11:32 am
fuck you.
May 30th, 2009 at 07:01 pm
that was so stupid, you can tell he doesn't get much action. he just sits at home playing with fruit
May 31st, 2009 at 01:08 am
ha that guys not getting laid anytime soon
May 31st, 2009 at 02:23 am
These Horny Sex Addicts know exactly what their doing and you can join the fun too!
May 31st, 2009 at 07:54 pm
He's obviously gay and fooling around...on camera and later with guys.
June 2nd, 2009 at 09:49 am
He was recently hired as a babysitter at the Neverland ranch.
June 2nd, 2009 at 12:39 pm
Is he for real with this? Like... really? Hes a douche.. XD
July 22nd, 2009 at 06:10 pm
I want to take him up the bum.
July 22nd, 2009 at 11:50 pm
Yeah, lets teach him that blood is a natural lubricant!
August 26th, 2009 at 09:52 pm
He couldn't properly satisfy a woman. This is his rationale.
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