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He’s obviously gay and fooling around…on camera and later with guys.
that was so stupid, you can tell he doesn’t get much action. he just sits at home playing with fruit
ha that guys not getting laid anytime soon
What is American Idol’s Constantine doing talking about his vagina? There are other more important things I need the space in my brain for…
Yeah, lets teach him that blood is a natural lubricant!
I want to take him up the bum.
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He was recently hired as a babysitter at the Neverland ranch.
Is he for real with this? Like… really? Hes a douche.. XD
fuck you.
He couldn’t properly satisfy a woman. This is his rationale.
That man is not only a dumbass, but a virgin. the hole he created on that tomato thing is probably the closest he has ever been, and will ever be to a vagina like opening, unless he foists himself off on some poor animal. yet i have no pity…
I love the face he makes in the last second of the video while looking at the tomato. xD
He’s got maybe half a point, speaking scientifically: in strictly biological terms, no, the female doesn’t have to enjoy sex to get impregnated and have a baby, which is pretty much what sex is for, to make babies. But human women tend not to conceive right off the bat, and thus if a human man can convince her that having sex with him is a great activity, by, say, not tearing into her vagina like a spoon into a satsuma, she’ll be a lot more likely to keep having sex with him, and then have his baby, which is like the jackpot of reproductive activity. Then the guy knows it’s his kid, the woman’s not getting all torn up and is maybe amenable to having more kids, the kids grow up in an environment of minimal painful rape, everyone’s happy.
In non reproductive terms, we humans invented this thing called birth control, so women (who are people and not fruit) can choose have tons of awesome sex without having kids.
And without coming anywhere this douchewaffle.
that was obviously the explanation he received when his vagina hurt.
Haha i agree.
Is fruit sex supposed to hurt?
fruit sex feels gooooooooood!
Depends on the fruit. I don’t really like sticking my dick in tomatoes – kinda burns. Pears make good buttplugs. Pineapples — well, I’ve said too much already.
This guy cannot be serious! If the 90′s grunge hair and unbuttoned shirt isn’t enough to make the ladies run like hell, I’m betting the minute he open his mouth it does the trick. Would certainly explain his lack of knowledge about the opposite sex…..
LOL .. I love the moment at the end where he looks into the fruit and gets this expression on his face like he saw something unexpected.
This guy makes a lot of sense.
I would like him to have the sex talk with my child.
What a doucheknuckle
Correct, How can he shun gays his own peopl,e did you hear him he stutered every time before he said vagina or vaginal(which he pronouced wrong)he another religious prick who should die
I totally agree what a cunt! He’s never heard of feminism then, if a woman is not enjoying sex then you’re doing wrong. If this guy is married then his kids are going to be retarded twofold, and perhaps if he fucks without caring if the woman ur fucking likes it then i think adultery on his wifes part, and a divorce is on the cards.
Anal sex can hurt initially but the longer ur cock is in there the asshole widens and she begins to appreciates it, try sticking a dildo up ur ass and see what it feels like, don’t try a cucumber, an ex says it hurts, even in her pussy
I love the part when he looks at the tomato(?) and you can see it on his face, he’s thinking ” I am sooo going to fuck this later on”
damn it i watched it all
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