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Sexual Harassment Hotties: Ines Sainz vs. Paula Jones

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Sexual harassment is no laughing matter, unless that delightful Benny Hill is involved. That’s why I was so upset to hear about the recent accusations of sexual harassment involving players from the New York Jets and Mexican sports reporter Ines Sainz. The idea that in this day and age, a woman (or anyone, for that matter) would be exposed to offensive behavior in a men’s locker room is revolting. And the fact that the victim of the alleged harassment is claiming she never even felt embarrassed or threatened just goes to show how traumatized she must be. Denial ain’t just a river in Egypt.

Because I am so disgusted by what transpired, I refuse to lower myself to writing a comedic article on the matter. However, I have absolutely no problem comparing pictures of two women involved in high-profile sexual harassment cases and having you, the reader, choose who is hotter. Today’s match up: Ines Sainz vs. Paula Jones. Both are hot, but who is hotter?

Ines Sainz
ines sainzInes Sainz is a 32-year-old sports journalist for TV Azteca in Mexico. She hosts a sports related show called DxTips, which according to wikipedia, is pronounced: Deportips. That’s either unintentionally hilarious, or some wacky Internet prankster is messing with us. She has a B.A. in law and was voted the fifth sexiest female sports reporter in the world by FMH magazine, probably because she’s unbelievably sexy.

Her recent incident (or non incident, if you ask her) with the Jets has brought her national attention in the U.S.

Paula Jones
paula jones clintonBest known for filing a sexual harassment suit against former President Bill Clinton, Paula Jones is every bit as sexy as Ines Sainz, and she’s a citizen to boot. The constant media attention resulting from the case caused Jones to have cosmetic surgery, including braces for her teeth and a nose job. The result elevated her nearly flawless features to Supermodel-level hotness.

After receiving a $850,000 settlement (but no apology) from Clinton, she went on to pose nude for Penthouse, and also took part in the Fox Network’s "Celebrity Boxing" against Tonya Harding in 2002. She lost.

So, dear readers, who do you find hotter: Ines Sainz or Paula Jones? Sound off below. And please, keep the comments tasteful.

14 Responses to "Sexual Harassment Hotties: Ines Sainz vs. Paula Jones"

  1. jake says:

    Ines Sainz is hotter. But, I’d bang Paula too.

  2. Debt Relief says:

    He was only the Governor back then.

  3. Anonymous says:

    Shut up you stupid woman you dress like a whore you get treated like a whore. thats life you want to get taken seriously? take off the whore heels tight pants and tits hanging out of your shirt. and wear something respectful and you will be treated respectfully

  4. eleanor jones says:

    That would be boring

  5. bear says:

    i,d pile drive ines,a ass till she thought she was a
    (tramp)oline i like dirty little tramps they do anything

  6. charlie's bitch says:

    first

  7. guy with eyes says:

    Inez is WAY Hotter by FFFFAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!! Definate 10… Paula is a 4 at best

  8. douche bag says:

    Inez is a butter girl.

    everything is nice but…..

    was Bill C. drunk when he met Paula or was she sliding a whole banana down her throat in an Arkansas Starbucks?

  9. Angus McFartsucker says:

    I would suck a fart out of Paula’s ass

  10. Orifice Jerq says:

    bahahahahaha, it’s funny because it’s true.

  11. Trask Runswilder says:

    paula jones looks like marilyn manson.

  12. Celebrate tonight c'mon says:

    Paula Jones is unbelievably hot.

    Sixth!!

  13. the representative says:

    stop censoring me fags. All I said was that I wanted PJ to make love to me. Jeez!!

  14. the representative says:

    with her mouth.


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