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The next time your dad/boss/reverend/grandma/daughter/warden catches you with a porno, just show them this video and explain to them that you’re just watching a movie about a harmonica player and a bassist riding horses and playing pinball. It’s just good, wholesome fun.

14 Responses to "SFW Porn Is Somehow Better Than NSFW Porn"

  1. oscar says:

    OMG! that is an instant classic. i cant imagine how long that took to make.

  2. Frank N Beans says:

    I had no idea my mom did porn!

  3. Mr. Balls says:

    I am almost positive the skittles girl is Savannah Samson

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Savanna_Samson

  4. jörgen says:

    This is the funniest shit ever

  5. Futura says:

    Good afternoon. Photographers do this for a living, every single day — they point their lenses toward every single corner of our world and somehow make the mundane mesmerizing through their artistic eye. It’s all a matter of being aware of your surroundings and realizing that there are some really amazing and interesting things to look at, even if it may just be something so simple as a wall being covered up by paint.
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  6. Dom says:

    This is seriously one of the funniest things i’ve seen in a while.

  7. Riptzen says:

    Skittles as semen? If this was real, my girlfriend would swallow…

  8. Pratik says:

    FUNNIEST SHIT EVER. That French chick with the accordian was great.

  9. Nick says:

    Shit. Now i’m gonna have to masterbate everytime i see a girl playing the bongos.
    I guess i was gonna have to start sometime….

  10. Xchel says:

    HARMONICA!! Blues traveler should really pursue her for a solo in on of their songs.

  11. Mr. Balls says:

    Riptzen, your girlfriend does swallow.

  12. Tyler says:

    Nice one Mr. Balls….nice

  13. Mr. B says:

    Is it weird that I just masterbated to that?

  14. JoeShmo says:

    Does anyone know the name of the girl with the skittles?