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Shannyn Sossaman Pictures

Where You’ve Seen Her: Shannyn Sossaman is an oddly attractive actress, but attractive nonetheless.  She was in the movie A Knights Tale, which sucked,  and has gone on to other artistic ventures like DJing and Dancing.  Her name is also the equivalent of spelling this site as Holi Taako — doesn’t impress anybody.
Pointless Quote: "I don’t think I could live with myself if I stopped trying."


14 Responses to "Shannyn Sossaman Pictures"

  1. shawn says:

    I love this chick… she actually lives in my neighborhood.

    she actually DJ’d before acting, in case anyone cares. which I’m sure they won’t. : )

  2. DonkeyXote says:

    Are you kidding? I do that shit every morning!

  3. slayer94 says:

    finally first!

  4. DonkeyXote says:

    Will you cum on my disgusting man-boobs?

  5. Ann T Christ says:

    Sure Sailor, as long as you put on a Princess Di, mask and recite the opening lines to “Thriller” while sticking match box cars up your hairy ass

  6. Rainn Wilson says:

    Everyone knows Dwight has no twin, idiot!

    Don’t you watch The Office you stupid motherfucker.

  7. Dwight K Schute's Straight Twin says:

    That is not DonkeyXote Dwight EPIC FAIL!!
    Dad says to get home you homo, the street lights are on

  8. Dharmabum says:

    Dibiddy dat whatame sat… Whooow, she is very easy on the iris. I hate those odd names to my friend. Mine has gotten me into trouble from time to time. Specially on the road. Jack Kerouac

  9. Ben Affleck says:

    Dead on, Holi Taako. Stupidly spelled names make trouble for your kids. They’ll either become actors, since apparently all that is needed to act is a weird name, or they become server technicians in dark basements because the beatings of childhood crushed their social capacities and left them as fractured shells of once humans, forever destined to outcast themselves into the only delightful nepenthe called Star Trek and make the occasional idiotic post on sites like this.

    Shannyn… pfft. And my name is Bhenn A’fleauxx.

  10. Circle Jerk says:

    I’d suck those itty bitty titties.

  11. KickBoyFace says:

    There once was a girl name of Shannyn
    Looked like she’d been shot from a cannyn
    With her appocalypse hayr
    And her thousand yard stayr
    She had fans i dont think she was plannyn.

  12. Lou Woods says:

    I have never been too crazy about chicks that have hair shorter than mine, but she really does it for me. I like it.


  13. pratik says:

    Is that a wig in the third and fifth thumbnail?

  14. Anony-mouse says:

    A knights tale was a great movie