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She Had Sex With Mini Me

I’m sure you’ve seen the Mini Me Sex Tape (if you want to) by now. And now we’d like to kick off Ranae Shrider’s 15 minutes of fame. Well, since she’s the girl starring alongside Mini Me, it may be closer to 15 seconds. She’s an aspiring model from Kentucky who apparently has a dog that’s about the size of her little friend.

It has to really suck to be her father. You understand that when your little girl leaves her old Kentucky home for the bright lights and glamor of Los Angeles that she’s going to have to sleep with some people if she wants to achieve her dreams of becoming a model. It’s just the way the world works. But, I’m pretty sure her father would hope she would sleep with someone like Tom Sizemore or Skeet Ulrich or Ted McGinley. Then you find out she’s sleeping with Mini Me. Yep, that’s gotta be a pretty sad day for ol’ dad.

10 Responses to "She Had Sex With Mini Me"

  1. kkthanks. says:

    butterface? Her body isn’t that nice. She’s no model. She looks like a crack addicted whore. I’m sure mini me was the only willing to sleep with her.

  2. Keeblerkahn says:

    So Vern landed himself a butterface, I guess I shouldn’t be surprised.

  3. Vent says:

    with the exception of the last one, I think her face is just photoshopped into every picture… head slightly tilted, toothy smile, buggy eyes.

    So is she just freaky or an opportunist? I’m voting for the latter.

  4. Devin Smith says:

    I’d suck Verne Troyer’s midget cock for no money.

  5. Dr. says:

    Horsefaces can’t be models. Unless it’s for derby clothes. She is from Kentucky after all.

  6. One of two things happened.
    1) They delayed the “release” of mini-me’s sex tape so that it wouldn’t hurt the Love Guru’s box-office.
    2) They moved up the “release” of mini-me’s sex tape b/c the Love Guru tanked in a desperate effort for publicity.

  7. fightfan says:

    Dont ask what is wrong with me…but does anyone know a link or a website where you can see the entire tape, not just the 25 clip that TMZ has been showing?

    I have to admit I am curious??!!??

  8. ikcedar says:

    maybe austin powers wasnt lying about the penis pump not being his.

  9. KTFO says:

    What did Nigel Powers say? It’s like a baby’s arm holding an apple.

  10. Fucking epic. Pimp, Vern, Pimp.