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she’ll probably end up in porn if she isnt already.
learn how to spell sweetheart.
http://www.bestmate.ca
That’s one hot scrapbooker.
nice, im in the 10 percent.
a good-looking guy who just checks this at work so i don’t fall asleep. but to the nerds, thanks for making it happen.
As much as I dislike blonds (esp. blonds that wear pink shirts with “I <3 …”), that shirt probably says “I <3 Collagen”. In case you don’t know what that is, it’s the shit they inject into your moms lips every week because she doesn’t have any skin left on her butt to make them bigger and firmer.
You dumb asses.
The shirt probably says collagen.
Hey its collage barbie.
cock-gobbling whores.
Raise your hand if you don’t know what “collage” means.
Raise your hand if you think she meant “college.”
Put one or both of them down if you wouldn’t fuck the shit out of her because of her fake tits.
Oh god, I think I’m in love.
“collage” is what i call my cock.
I’m in the 10% at work – with a woody popping up against the bottom of my desk drawer . . .
Is it college or collagen ?
Nice Mormon evening around the family table, doing a collage together of the church picnic, the one when auntie Jean was fucked by the pastors dog.
If anybody fucks her, I hope they use my dick
Thank you, Cletus, for pointing that out for us. I’m sure you had no help in reaching that conclusion. Now go fuck yourself.
asher roth is not a rapper…and that song was overplayed the second time I heard it…this chicks dad must be so proud that his investment in her college M.R.S. Degree chest will probably not pan out…yeah it will
Needless to say, she has very cute looking!! lots pretty chicks like her should be very famous on the ta ll da ting site: ___TallMingle.com___. Maybe she can join to attend the sexy session to attract ta ll guys!! at least, that’s what my bros and i happen to know!!
If they’re there, they’re real.
Prove it, prove it, prove it!
Fatty.
You know, this “living in their mothers’ basements” shit is getting a little cliche. I’ll have you know that SOME of us live in filthy one-bedroom apartments with rent paid by our parents. Thank you.
your an idiot
I’m a hot white girl who’s modeled and is a Paralegal. What’s your point?
You’re hot
is that supossed to be better?
Here’s a translation for those of you who don’t speak Syreen.
“hot white girl” = can mean either 300-lb balding virgin, or 500-lb trailer trash whale with a particularly nasty yeast infection
“who has modeled” = “who has had sex with several dogs against their will”
“and is a Paralegal” = “and sits on his/her fat ass all day collecting disability $$$ from Uncle Sam”
“What’s your point” = “please God, let this be the day someone pays attention to me”
Ah, man. You hit me right on the spot. How did you know?
you’re*** idiot
I’d rather do that chick with the big tits
why would you make such a compromise. it’s my fantasy i choose both.
That song is stupid
Zombie, don’t even try to mention rap music on HT, 90% of the people who actually read this are fat white nerds with big bitch tits and ponytails (Imagine comic book guy, except with a black Metallica shirt and greasier, longer hair) who still live in their mothers basement, continuously refreshing HT so they can comment first on each post.
Hey guys, Have you heard that Asher Roth Song ‘I love college’? LOL
=P
..and I love yau
“corrected” was spelled correctly, so what the fuck was the fucking point of your fucking post?
corrected*
you’re a fucking idiot*
he corrected himself already*
mishappen*
*fcuking
So you would turn down a girl with fake tits? You sir are a homo.
Touche, Mr. Blake.
yes it does.
astroturf is real. I’ve seen it.
Not to me.
If I can squeeze ‘em, they are real enough.
But in the end, does it matter?
Obviously, this woman has some concept of many small things coming together to make a whole picture.
Lots of small surgeries and nobody will care how stupid you are on the large scale. It’s worked before.
it’s working in my pants.
I heart your big fake tits.
yep, those are about as real as Astroturf.
she looks a little mishapen….
misshapen*
maybe she just really likes to put a lot of pictures together.
Collagen FTW!!
I think it says “I (heart) Collagen”…which is actually more funny considering her fake body…
it’s more teh funny if you don’t explain it.
That would be nice, but i’m sure mr. hefner pays better.
Well, after her undergrad doesn’t pan out, I’m sure you can pay her to work in your pants, too.
now
i love college