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34 Responses to "She Should Get Some Curtains"

  1. Ralph the Wonder Llama says:

    I’m betting she has some great curtains, beef curtains that is. I wanna see em!!!!!!

  2. Anonymous 1 says:

    …The fuck is wrong with this place..?

  3. pratik says:

    If she had curtains, we couldn’t check out her ass.

  4. DonkeyXote says:


  5. POOnonymous says:

    If she had curtains I would have to get off this tree

  6. Flint says:

    OOOOH. Now I get it.

  7. Dwight K. Schrute says:

    prtik, will you fuck my ass?

  8. pratik says:

    It’s pratik you stupid retard. Get familiar with that name, you’ll be screaming it later, right now I got start my 15hour shift in the Nike factory.

  9. pratik says:

    15 hours? What the fuck, you this ain’t no chinese menu. I want a dick in my ass NOW! and stop being so fucking picky you indian cunt!

  10. Dwight K. Schrute says:

    I’m not Indian, you’re Indian.

    SO BUUUUUUUUURN, FAGGOT! and I don’t want nothing to do with you.

    YoU RuDe MiStEr!!!

  11. yxofxotcogcg45696 says:

    dude you have problems

  12. phuckyou says:

    I’d like to french kiss her butthole

  13. Dwight K. Schrute says:

    phuckyou, will you french kiss my poophole?

  14. phuckyou says:

    Hell no!!!!!!!!

  15. carlos says:

    fuck the curtains bust out the G-strings

  16. Dwight K. Schrute says:

    Carlos, will you fuck my ass and wipe your dick on my curtains?

  17. Carlos says:

    As tempting as that sounds – wiping my cream on your curtains that is – I’m gonna say… NO.

    Do you understand that word, Dwight?

    D0 y0u?

  18. Dwight K. Schrute says:

    Just this once, I’ll make it worthwhile….

  19. Carlos says:


  20. POOnonymous says:

    Ho Ho Hoo, I now have a folder named after her

  21. Dwight K. Schrute says:

    Anony, will you fuck my ass?

  22. Anony says:

    FUCK OFF FAGGOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  23. Anony says:

    Her name is April Cheryse

  24. Me again says:

    oh goodness

  25. Dwight K. Schrute says:

    Hi. Wanna do me up the bum? I’ll for the KFC dinner!

  26. Me again says:

    You’ll what, WHAT?

    Either way, BIG FUCKING NO!

  27. HOLY FUCK! says:

    …She’s hot lol

  28. Dwight K. Schrute says:

    I’ll take it up the bum, you in?

  29. HOLY FUCK! says:

    Nah hahaha! I’m good, thanks!

  30. Straight Girl says:

    Dude, I’m a straight girl and I’m turned on! LOL

  31. DonkeyXote says:

    Guess that means you’re not a straight girl eh, dyke! Now get back into the fucking kitchen where you belong FUCKWIT!

  32. Dwight K. Schrute says:

    Donkey, will you… oh wait, I wrote that!!

    haha silly me!!

  33. Dwight K. Schrute says:

    WTF!? you’re telling me there’s noone out there willing to shread to pieces this crusty boo-tay?

    FUCK YOU GUYS!!! This is not what I signed up for!!

    Now if you’ll excuse I’m gonna take these sweet ol’ cheeks elsewhere to someone that appreciates me exactly for who I am, MICHAEL!!

  34. Captain Obvious says:

    Looks like DonkeyPwnte got ahold of Dwight K. Schrute’s nickname again. Donkey, if you want someone to shred your ass but are too afraid someone will judge you, just ask Phil Jones, he doesn’t judge because he’s also a repulsive individual. JUST LIKE YOU.