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Shocking Photos Of Celebrities Before They Were Famous

Everybody loves a good photo of a Celebrity before they were famous. But sometimes those photos reveal a deep dark secret about them. Here’s 7 Celebrities who have secrets you will NOT believe. Because we photoshopped them.


7. TOM CRUISE’S SENIOR PHOTO
See, he’s not gay. Although he is rather classless.


6. REX GROSSMAN VOTED A MOST LIKELY
I KNEW Diane O’Neill would be a shitty NFL quarterback the first time I saw her.


5. VIN DEISEL ON THE CHEER SQUAD
It’s a rough high school life being the team manager of the cheer squad. I hope he finally got a shot to cheer in a real game.


4. STEPHEN HAWKING ON THE WORLD CHAMPION SAN FRANCISCO 49ERS
He may not have had all the physical tools, but he had heart, and he played with smarts, and there’s always room on a Bill Walsh team for that. I’m mostly impressed he can carry Walsh and his voice box at the same time.

3. Dick Cheney At A Hippie Party

I bet he was just there to bang chicks.


2. BRAD PITT AN ALL-STATE WRESTLER
CGI, people. That’s how they make it look like he has arms and legs in Ocean’s 13.


1. PINK ON THE SWIM TEAM
I don’t really need to say anything about this one.

11 Responses to "Shocking Photos Of Celebrities Before They Were Famous"

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  2. Anonymous says:

    roflsmpo to the last photo :3

  3. unPC says:

    Brilliant. Fucking brilliant.

  4. kate says:

    lol, i love this site

  5. Jay T. says:

    That last photo isn’t even altered…

  6. palaboy says:

    LOL! simply brilliant!!! I love the last photo it looks so natural.

  7. double negative says:

    youre missing the one of oprah licking a battery

  8. Stephen67 says:

    simply brilliant and would love to see more

  9. sallywang says:

    cool photos…
    seems i have seen this on tall dating site:” Tallmingle…com “,may be some one upload it on to that site,it is so famous ,many people talk about it on the forum

  10. Edwordrules says:

    i didnt know Fergy and Pink went to the same school and were on the same swim team. Small world!!

  11. tenz0 says:

    your photoshop skills turn this article to shit.