This kid's name is actually Adolf Hitler. No, really. And his parents are mad because their local Shop Rite wouldn't make li'l Adolf a cake with his name on it for his third birthday. According to lehighvalleylive.com:
JoyceLynn Aryan Nation Campbell, Honszlynn Hinler Jeannie Campbell and Adolf Hitler Campbell.
Good names for a trio of toddlers? Heath and Deborah Campbell think so. The Holland Township couple has picked those names and the oldest child, Adolf Hitler Campbell, turns 3 today.
"We believe the request ... to inscribe a birthday wish to Adolf Hitler is inappropriate," said Karen Meleta, a ShopRite spokeswoman.
"ShopRite can't even make a cake for a 3-year-old," said Deborah Campbell, 25, who is Heath's wife of three years and the mother of the children. "That's sad."
The grocer offered to make a cake with enough room for the Campbells to write their own inscription. But the Campbells refused, saying they would have a cake made at the Wal-Mart in Lower Nazareth Township. The Campbells say Wal-Mart made cakes for Adolf's first two birthdays.
A spokeswoman for Wal-Mart said the store won't put anything illegal or profane on a cake but thinks it's important to respect the views of customers and employees.
"Our No. 1 priority in decorating cakes is to serve the customer to the best of our ability," Anna Taylor, the spokeswoman, said from Bentonville, Ark.
Isn't it great that Wal-Mart will forego any concerns for decency in order to make $13 on a birthday cake? It's refreshing to see someone take a stand for the little (racist) guy.
But I was left wondering, if Wal-Mart would put "Adolf Hitler" on a cake, could ANYONE walk in and get their name on a special birthday cake? Oh, and did I mention that my name is "Wal-Mart Loves To Suck Big Fat Donkey Cocks"? Here's what my Wal-Mart cake looks like:
"Our No. 1 priority in decorating cakes is to serve the customer to the best of our ability," Joseph Goebbels Auschwitz Von Rudolph Hess, the spokeswoman, said from Bentonville, Ark.
DAMMIT, i knew i should not have changed my name to Edword, i miss being called Pontius Pilate. i miss getting birthday and chistmas presents at the same time =(
If I worked at a cake store and got this request, I'd make the cake, because the poor lick f*cker deserves all the happiness he can get at this point --- he's in for a rough life thanks to his douchebag parents.
That is just sad that people like that are allowed to reproduce...Did you see all three of the kid’s names? These parents must be filled with Pure Hate...Pathetic!!
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Holy Taco Goes to the Bahamas
December 16th, 2008 at 07:36 am
Wow. Another couple who should not be allowed to reproduce. I like how the mother said "that's sad" about them not making the cake.
What's sad is your kids retarded names and the fact that you're alive.
And your husband is probably fucking your sister.
December 16th, 2008 at 07:56 am
It's not Wal Mart's fault that this kid's parents are retards.
December 16th, 2008 at 08:25 am
"Our No. 1 priority in decorating cakes is to serve the customer to the best of our ability," Joseph Goebbels Auschwitz Von Rudolph Hess, the spokeswoman, said from Bentonville, Ark.
December 16th, 2008 at 08:33 am
DAMMIT, i knew i should not have changed my name to Edword, i miss being called Pontius Pilate. i miss getting birthday and chistmas presents at the same time =(
December 16th, 2008 at 08:51 am
That was ridiculous. Who the fuck names their kid ADOLF HITLER? We need a final solution for idiots like these.
December 16th, 2008 at 09:19 am
what kind of fucked up parents name their kid Adolf Hitler?
December 16th, 2008 at 09:57 am
"The Campbells say Wal-Mart made cakes for Adolf's first two birthdays."
Then why didn't they go there again? Nazis be crazy, yo!
December 16th, 2008 at 10:06 am
If I worked at a cake store and got this request, I'd make the cake, because the poor lick f*cker deserves all the happiness he can get at this point --- he's in for a rough life thanks to his douchebag parents.
December 16th, 2008 at 10:28 am
Id put special ingredients in that cake
December 16th, 2008 at 10:58 am
Well, at least he's cute... I mean, in a mass genocide of a race kind of way.
December 19th, 2008 at 12:20 am
With all the Hatred Hitler caused I couldn't
imagine naming my Adolph Hitler. that just sick.
December 21st, 2008 at 03:31 pm
That is just sad that people like that are allowed to reproduce...Did you see all three of the kid’s names? These parents must be filled with Pure Hate...Pathetic!!
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