Sh*t His Dad Says: A Father’s Day Story

Father’s Day approaches and of all the fathers in all the world, Holy Taco has an attachment to former editor Justin Halpern’s because he’s funnier than any of our fathers and he’s sort of like Holy Taco’s dad if you drink a lot and explain it until it starts making sense.  Anyway, Justin shared this Father’s Day tale and it’s worth a read if you’re feeling a little wistful this weekend.  If you’re not sure you can commit to clicking a link, let’s drop some quotes on you;

“You can pretty much get to do whatever you want if you give me ham.”

“You mind? I’m watching the f*cking Nature Channel.”

“But you know I would murder another human being for you if it came down to it.  Murder.  F*cking homicide.  If it came down to it.”

“Your bed smells like shit.  Where can I sit that doesn’t smell like shit?”