So I didn’t really give a crap when I first heard that the kid from Lord of the Flies might be banging Sienna Miller. I figured she’s too in love with the kooky, but lovable guy from Notting Hill (yes, my girl made me watch it, in exchange for some below-the-belt stuff) to do such a thing for the second time and that it was all a vicious rumor. Well, the adultery gods have smiled on the British blonde again and now dudes everywhere get the benefit because there are some breasticle pics to go with the story. I don’t really care that she wrecked another home and there are four children whose lives will be filled with unsuccessful therapy and some sort of happy pill, because boobs cancel out everything. At least that’s what my grandmother told me. But there were a few great quotes to come out of the story and here’s my favorite about her ex, Rhys Ifans, regarding him learning the truth:
"At least Rhys Ifans can try to get over it now. He knows she lied to him about Prague so that will make it a bit easier for him to move on."
I’m sure he’ll get over it. Let’s see, Getty is a kinda-successful actor who is worth millions and millions of dollars from his family’s oil business. Ifans is a British actor who makes scale in Brit films and looks like Tom Petty going as Elton John for Halloween — after a stint in a Russian gulag. Sure, he’ll score a chick as hot as Sienna Miller again. They are a dime a dozen for him. As for the "truth about Prague", it has something to do with something I don’t care about, but means something to other people. Via celebnewswire