Omegle.com, the new website that lets you chat with random strangers, is the newest rage on the Internet. So, we spent a little time chatting with strangers and realized that there are only six different types of conversations that you’ll have on there. And here they are, with examples. We assure you these are 100% real.
The Internet Meme Chat
A lot of times, peole start out a chat with a quote from some film or song, and then they want you to say the next line. In this chat, someone tried to "Rick Roll" me, (writing out the lyrics of Rick Astley's "Never Gonna Give You Up) but instead, I just strung them a long for as long as I could until they realized it wasn't going to be possible.
The Screwing With Foreigners Chat
I would say 75 percent of the people on Omegle are not from the United States. So, inevitably what ends up happening is, you can't help yourself from screwing with them, as we did here.
The Insult Chat
A lot of people really just want to come on and call you names and tell you what a piece of shit you are. In this one, we instigated and they happily obliged.
The Cyber Sex Chat
What would the internet be, without people trying to have sex with each other. This happens incredibly often, and when it does, they want to get straight down to business. So, we tried to oblige, but we weren't sexy enough apparently in this one...
CHAT 1
So then we tried to initiate in this one, but he was unhappy with the result.
CHAT 2
The "They Don't Like Your First Response" Chat
A finally, a lot of times if you don't say exactly what they want to hear right away, well, that's just not good enough.
The Fake Scenario
Lastly, sometimes someone starts off with something weird, and if you play along, it turns into an incredibly strange fake scenario. Basically just two nerds sitting at a computer, wishing this was their real life. Us being one of those nerds.
You: "new" website that lets you chat with random strangers?Stranger: you're a douche
You: internetz are full of chat rooms and forums that do that already
Stranger: you're a huge douche
What about the copy and pasters? I got a goatse ASCII art thing pasted into one of my chats haha and everybody has some reason to always say "the game" and shit... damn 4chan nerds. also people paste stuff about the FBI wanting them for child porn.
This site is an endless source of entertainment. Just had this chat:
Stranger: Hi, I'm looking for a 43 year old woman from the Netherlands, is that you?
You: it's me!
Stranger: Holy shit!
Stranger: So
Stranger: You got big tits?
You: can you believe that shit?
Stranger: Like
You: what are the odds
Stranger: fucking huge
Stranger: seriously
Stranger: what are the fucking odds
Stranger: oh wait
You: well you tell me
You: have a look
Stranger: 4286 out of 1!
You: http://www.shotgunreviews.com/new/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/manboobs.JPG
Stranger: hahah!
Stranger: i do know!
Stranger: GOD DAMN IT
Stranger: ANOTEHR PEDOPHILE
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You: HI!!!
Stranger: hey!!!
Stranger: love you!!!
You: a/s/l
Stranger: why does everyone say that
Stranger: i wont be a stranger if i tell you all about myself
You: because its a great opener to find out if I want to use my strap-on on you
Stranger: and you wont know if i tell the truth anyways
Stranger: haha oh yoiu do
Stranger: but i dont like it in the ass sorry
You: I tell you what, let me use the electrified prostate massager add-on
You: Ill plug in...
You: BzzzzzzzZZzZzzzZzzz
Stranger: awesome
Stranger: ewwwww that tickles
You: *bends you over*
Stranger: what are you drinking
You: okay... hold on... this wont hurt a bit
Stranger: ok i lied i like it in the ass
Stranger: i never knew
You: *pushes secret button on the side of the Electro9000 Prostate Tickler*
You: SCHWING razor sharp blades pop out!
Stranger: uh ok
Stranger: ahhh
Stranger: fuck!!
You: OKAY IM GONNA RAPE U
Stranger: i alWAYS HIT THE WRONG SHIT
Stranger: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
Stranger: i dont think i want to meet you
You: *thrusting into your completely abused asshole*
You: wow I didnt know the human rectum BLED this much
You: But, its kinda like getting your "red wings" when I have my period
Stranger: gawd i wish the blades weernt so wide
You: OoooOOOO! Feel that? THATS YOUR SPLEEN IM POKING
Stranger: you have a period i have a bloody ass
Stranger: fair
You: *you start to feel lightheaded form blood loss*
Stranger: jesus your a creative fucker arent you
You: *you start to pass out*
Stranger: or its all reherst
You: *l let you die so i can use my Electro-9000 Prostate Tickler on your lifeless corpse*
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You: MIRC is better
Stranger: ok
Stranger: what chann
You: #USA foreva'
Stranger: No.
You: yes!
Stranger: MIRC shall never be better than anything.
Stranger: Except itself.
You: yeah well it's still going strong :P
Stranger: true lol
You: how many people still ICQ?
Stranger: i don't even know lol
You: I'm gonna post this on HolyTaco
You: so you like HolyTAco?
Stranger: no
You: too bad
You: I was just reading the article about omegle
You: stop jacking off please
Stranger: ... What?
That's a long greeting.
You: I want continuity
Stranger: That's a quite reasonable wish.
You: so can you pretend you are the person I chatted with previously?
You: they were masturbating
Stranger: Well, I'm sure I can whop out the good ol' salmon.
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You: you have been reported to the FBI
You: this is the police
You: we are from the CIA
Stranger: If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.
If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.
Stranger: =)
You: hmm
You: police doesn't trigger it?
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I'm not sure what made me laugh more, "No no, you find a cock. I'm a dude." or "I'm LACTOSE INTOLERANT." Great post guys! If I had any interest in talking to people rather than blurting my inane thoughts and ignoring any unlikely response I'd probably check out this site.
I think this adds to the list somewhere, this was a somewhat awkward conversation.
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Stranger: hi!
You: so how bout them cowboys
Stranger: I prefer spetnatz myself
You: spetnatz?
Stranger: yes
You: spetnatz is a word?
Stranger: noun. properr to be exact
You: are you sure you weren't just confusing this with some hebrew?
Stranger: why are you a jew????
You: Why are you a nazi?
Stranger: its rude to answer a question with a question my good lady.
You: You'd be quite sadly mistaken to think I'm a lady
Stranger: jew lady sorry
You: then you're a nazi man?
You: HAIL HITLER
You: I mean
You: Heil Hitler
Stranger: dumbass
You: Sorry, my spellings a little bad
Stranger: your obviously no grammer nazi.
You: You're obviously no soup nazi.
Stranger: oh shit
You: Yeah thats right
You: thats what I thought
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You: hello?
Stranger: Eric u cunt!
You: Sam you dick
Stranger: is that u
Stranger: u think u can take my money and run
You: yea this is eric
You: is this sam
Stranger: yes!
You: you son of a bich
Stranger: fuck u
Stranger: wheres my money
You: i took your money cuz u fucked my mom
You: you asshole
Stranger: i gave u the hookers to rape
You: what do you have ot say for yourself
Stranger: ure mom had a dick
Stranger: did u know?
You: so
You: shes mydad?
Stranger: so
Stranger: it was fucking shit
Stranger: i had to fuck her asshole
Stranger: coz she had a dick
Stranger: i was like wtf
Stranger: whats this shit u hoe
You: well
You: man
You: my life has changed
You: pretty drasticly
Stranger: i bet
Stranger: u should just kill ureself
You: maybe i can take your money
You: make her a girl
Stranger: i tried man!
You: i should of stole more
You: all i got is 5.37
You: shit man
Stranger: where did the rest go?
Stranger: i gave u plenty fucker
You: i invested in AiG
You: not working to good
You: so hey
You: can i borrow some cash
Stranger: did u also have any in bear sterns?
You: i dont speak spanish
Stranger: its a fucking finance corporation u fucking dumb nigga
You: well fuck
You: obviously not
You: all i did was Aig and get season tickets to the lions
You: i gotta go
imo This is probably the funniest post ever. I am now going to go to this chat site and cause untold havoc. HT you magnificent bastard, you've done it again!
You: hello
Stranger: hey
You: how goes it?
Stranger: goes good
Stranger: how do you feel about niggers?
You: they are wonderful things
Stranger: explain yourself
You: their tops are made out of rubber, their bottoms are made out of springs
Stranger: tru
You: They're bouncy, trouncy, flouncy, pouncy
Fun, fun, fun, fun, fun!
Stranger: not tiggers
Stranger: niggers
You: Aaah. my bad
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This site was obviously built specifically for boys.. I would say men but I doubt men argue with strangers online. I guarantee there's only like 3 chicks on there at any given time and they will probably just get freaked out by the first "stranger" they meet and never return.
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You: あなたのお名前は何ですか
Stranger: ballsack
Stranger: ahhhh arab!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: japaense
You: japanese
You: not arab
Stranger: same thing i cant read it
Stranger: do u like cheese?
You: yea neith can I
You: I just googled it
Stranger: google is awesom
You: Yea cheese is good
Stranger: on toast? now dats savage
You: ط يأكل وجهك
You: thats arabic
Stranger: just incase ye dont no........savage=good :)
You: i söövad su nägu
You: Thats Estonian
Stranger: wat dat mean?
You: i will eat your face
You: in estonian
Stranger: cul
Stranger: ur a legend and i dont even no ye
You: thats true
You: det finns 2 monster i mitt hus
Stranger: asl?
You: that means there are two monsters in my house
You: What lenguage is ASL?
Stranger: age? sex? location?
You: Are you some kind of pervert?
Stranger: no just ur every day pedo
You: oh ok
You: I just want to talk about saying things in other lenguages
You: do you know how to say hello in german?
Stranger: no but gimme a min and ill do it
You: its Guten Tag!
You: you lost
You: now you have to cut off a toe
You: thats how the game goes
Stranger: wat happens wen i run out of toes?
Stranger: please dont say my penis
You: why would i say that
Stranger: Sie riechen wie ein Esel
Stranger: say wat?
Stranger: sorry haha
You: whats your favorite water polo team?
Stranger: i dont follow waterpolo
You: Really what country are you from
Stranger: ireland
Stranger: ha
You: don't they have water there?
Stranger: im gona jizz in my pants now
Stranger: later fag
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I got on and after a couple of times I got this (and this DID really happen!)
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Stranger: heeey
You: my mommy told me to never talk to strangers
Stranger: my mother told me the same
Stranger: but i never listen to her :/
You: did she also tell you to never leave the toilet seat up?
Stranger: no...because i’m a lady;
You: oh...
Stranger: so where are you from stranger?
You: then did she tell you never to shove things up you special place?
You: if I told you where I’m from then I wouldn’t be a stranger...
Stranger: that’s right
Stranger: if i told you where i’m from you will disconnect like they always do
You: do you shove things up your special place?
Stranger: i think we are hated T_T
You: I agree...
You: what is a penis?
Stranger: a thing that i dont have
You: oh...
Stranger: do you have one?
You: no, but I have a pee pee!
Stranger: haha ;x
You: But my mommy says never to show it to anyone...
Stranger: she’s right
You: Do you have a mommy too?
Stranger: i’m adopted
You: What’s adopted?
You: Like Angelina Jolie’s children?!
Stranger: AUHSHUASHUA
Stranger: my english sucks
You: What’s that word?
Stranger: yeah yeah
Stranger: like angelina’s children
You: oh...
You: I think I have to go poozie in the toozie...
Stranger: so hurry up
You: no, it’s all good
You: I went in my diaper
Stranger: sad
You: I’m HAPPY!
Stranger: so that’s good
You: are you happy?
Stranger: I guess
Stranger: tomorrow I don’t have to go to school
Stranger: so i’m happy
You: I GO TO PRE-SCHOOL!
Stranger: middle school?
You: no, pre-school!
You: the one before kindergarden!
Stranger: kids shouldn’t stay at the computer at this time
You: But my daddy is drunk and beating my mother in the other room...
You: So I got on the computer...
Stranger: call the police
Stranger: 911
You: No, she’s not beat too bad...
Seriously this did happen and I have pics to prove it! lol but this is before I thought it had gone too far...so the rest is...
You: (This is a prank, jk no one is in danger)
You: no reason to over react
Stranger: ;O
Stranger: I believed in you
You: But thanks for playing along
You: lol
Stranger: ;D you’re welcome
You: haha
You: ok, now I’m serious
You: lol
Stranger: just now?
Stranger: :p
You: so, how are you?
Stranger: fine and you?
You: good
The funny part is is that she was fine when I asked her how she was...this just makes be laugh every time.
Hahahahaha. I'd never heard of omegle til tonight. I had fun for HOURS just going around fucking with people! It was awesome trying to convince people I'm a chick (I really am, just nobody ever believes me.) Best conversation opener: "PENIS!"
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You: PENIS!
Stranger: Type the first thing that comes into your head...
You: PENIS!
Stranger: wowzers
You: Chicken?
Stranger: cut?
You: Inspector gadget?
Stranger: monkey?
You: Squirrel!
Stranger: nuts!!
You: PENIS!
You: And we go full circle
Stranger: full circle €!!
You: SCORE!
Stranger: :)
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Stranger: talk nerdy to me
You: I can't perform on demand, damnit! I'm still a newb!
Stranger: i'm not satisfied :[
You: 1337?
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You: Twinkies?
Stranger: tater tots.
You: *nods sagely* You are wise, young grasshoppa
Stranger: i know.
Stranger: im about to eat some tater tots soon
Stranger: just gotta wait for them to finish baking
You: For he who would forsake the twinkie for the tot is truly a leader
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You: herro
Stranger: hey
You: whats up
Stranger: tell me your deepest secret
You: i'm a virgin
You: haha
Stranger: haha
You: you?
Stranger: faggot
Stranger: virgin
You: really?
You: haha
You: i'm, pretty sure everyone knows you're a faggot, its not a secret :\
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You: you lose the game!!!
Stranger: ...
You: im sorry but you lost
Stranger: Um..
You: well you did
Stranger: Yay?
You: no you LOST
Stranger: I can yay if i lost
You: no you can only yay if you won but you didnt you lost
You: you always lose the game
Stranger: Maybe im happy i lost
You: no one every wins
You: no you cant be happy
Stranger: Why not?
You: because you LOST
Stranger: Maybe i wanted to lose
You: no you wanted to win
Stranger: What game was it?
You: THE game
Stranger: Which is?
You: THE GAME
You: which you lost
Stranger: Hmm ok
You: wanna play again?
Stranger: Sure
You: you lost the game
You: okok... once more il be fair i promise
Stranger: Ok
You: ..what were we just talking about?
Stranger: Some game
You: YOU LOSE THE GAME
You: hello?
Stranger: Why did i lose?
You: because you thought of the game
Stranger: Ohh
You: get it or do you want to play again?
Stranger: I get it.
You: get what?
Stranger: idk
You: DAMN YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: YOU STILL LOST
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You: why, hello there...
Stranger: hello
You: last movie you saw?
Stranger: aliens vs monsters
You: good?
Stranger: ok
You: who won?
Stranger: more for the kids
You: how many kid do you have? I have one; she's about a year old.
Stranger: 2
You: so, how did you hear about us?
Stranger: boy 7 and girl 10
Stranger: us?
You: Omegle
Stranger: found a link on a blog
You: cool.
Stranger: do you work for Omegle
You: yes
You: Any suggestions on making it better?
Stranger: not sure yet. I think this is pretty cool.
You: first day?
Stranger: second day
You: what do you think is the worst thing about omegle?
Stranger: it's awsome that it's all random, but it might be nice to know if you have talked with someone before. double edge knife
You: ahhh yes, we get that a lot. We thought about using "nicknames", but it was voted down.
Stranger: I think your right to vote that down.
Stranger: I might be cool to track the convos on your side and then just display a message when the session starts if these poeople have talked before. maybe you can track that with cookies
You: That's a good one. If you think of any other suggestions, feel free to go to our "omegle blog" and add it to the list. We take all suggestions seriously. And, truth be known, we even take complete junk entries, seriously...
Stranger: hehehe thats good
You: Currently, we track locations of IP addresses, and # of logins per IP, but, that's about it.
Stranger: one other thing...
You: yes?
Stranger: i might be cool if users could fill out a profle of likes and dislikes and omegle could attempt to match up people, but still keep it anymouns (sp?)
You: Good good; keep them coming! And, have fun.
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You: hello
Stranger: johnson
You: Penis and scrotum!
Stranger: pay attention maggot
You: *salutes*
Stranger: okay
Stranger: heres the deal
Stranger: they have the bologna
Stranger: and we want the shit back
Stranger: do you have any idea how we are gunna get it?
Stranger: soldier?
You: Sir, I suggest a full frontal assault with processed cheeze, sir!
Stranger: hoo lee shit son
Stranger: your full of good ideas
Stranger: but incorrect
Stranger: we go in with some good ol DVDA
Stranger: no lube
You: *wide eyes* But sir, that's suicide!
Stranger: i know son..
Stranger: but we're desperate!
Stranger: when this heli lands we go down mainstreet and fuck these jeehads up
You: Sir, I'll get behind you all the way, sir!
Stranger: you faggot
Stranger: okay
Stranger: get ready
Stranger: 3
Stranger: 2
Stranger: 1
Stranger: go go go
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Stranger: Hi, I'm Chris Hansen with Dateline NBC and we're doing a story on internet predators who try to meet teens online
You: hello im seth and im one of them internet predators u mentioned
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Stranger: hi
You: hey
Stranger: asl
You: thats not very nice calling me that
Stranger: i am sorry
You: its ok
You: just let it happen again
You: or i leave
Stranger: ok
Stranger: i will never repeat
You: i hope not
Stranger: i am from china. where are you come from?
You: i came from my mom and dad
You: at least i hope so
You: they never hug me
Stranger: why?
You: i dont know
Stranger: your mother and father never hug you? they do not love you ?
You: at least they let me out of the cage once in a while
Stranger: i think you should communicate with them
You: so cramped
Stranger: maybe they want you to become more dependent
You: they dont know im on computer
You: im not allowed to be on it
Stranger: why? every body should learn how to use computer
You: they say it have dirty pictures and that i will touch myself if i see them
You: i cant find these picture they speak of
You: maybe they lying
Stranger: oh, yes , but i think you should control yourself not digging in these dirty picutres
You: i wanna see them though
You: i wanna know why they r dirty
You: i touched my arm today is that bad?
Stranger: you are a young child?
You: it was by accident
You: no im 25 and a half
You: they dont let me outside
Stranger: o ,so why ? that is terrific
You: they say that nobody wants to see my face
Stranger: your face?
You: yeah
Stranger: what is the problem of your face?
You: as far as i can tell nothing is wrong with it
You: maybe they lying to me
Stranger: have you ever communicate with your parent about it?
Stranger: i think you should communicate with them
You: they say if i go outside i will do disgusting things with girls and that i should not be allowed to breed
Stranger: only in that case can you know why they prevent
You: if i talk out of line then they hit me
You: can u help me find these dirty pictures
Stranger: oh , that is family-voilate.
Stranger: you can not find it:?
You: no i looked but cannot find
Stranger: you looked but not find?
You: maybe u can help me?
Stranger: that is confict
You: it be our secret
You: i wont tell
You: i promise
Stranger: i am sorry, i should have lunch.
Stranger: hoping next time i will see you again
You: i thought u were my friend
You: i guess i was wrong
Stranger: actually we are friends
You: :(
You: friends help each other
Stranger: you are not wrong. but i am really hungry.
You: u dont wanna help me
Stranger: of course not.
Stranger: but at the very time i have something to do
You: ohoh daddy is home i gotta go before he finds me
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Just tried omegle for the first time last night (when I was very VERY drunk). Had a mad conversation with an american girl where I introduced myself as a 69yr old virgin called Troy McMammothpenis (Who has remained a virgin for fear that my mammoth 2 inch wang would split any woman in half).
She played along brilliantly & it was the most fun I've had on the internet in years!
I forgot to log the conversation though (bastard).
Still - Excellent site, hope they don't change anything.
You: hello
Stranger: how r u
You: alright you?
Stranger: good
Stranger: where r u
You: fuck is that supposed to mean? you trying to find me?
Stranger: yes i will kill you
You: not if i start break dancing motherfucker
Stranger: what
You: you heard me
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Keep in mind, I have no clue who the hell Andrew is:
Stranger: Hello
You: hi
Stranger: How are you?
You: im ok
You: you?
Stranger: Where you from? Im great thanks.
You: canada
Stranger: Oh awesome
Stranger: How old are you?
You: 24
Stranger: Andrew?
You: howd you know my name?
Stranger: What happened tonight
You: i dont want to talk about it
Stranger: Please
You: no i cant
Stranger: Omg dont do this
Stranger: What happened
You: no, im not talking about it, i dont want to
Stranger: Youre not Andrew
Stranger: Whats my name
You: i am, i just know who the fuck you are
Stranger: Tell me my name
You: im done with you, just stay out of my life
You: you cause me too much shit
You: i need to get myself together
You: and you arent helping
Stranger: What
Stranger: What have I done?
You: i just cant do it anymore
You: im severing ties
Stranger: Look, out of the 3045 ppl online we bumped into each other
Stranger: You have to listen
You: i need to think for myself now
You: call it selfish
Stranger: Tell me my name
You: but i need to do this
Stranger: And I'll believe you
You: im not playing games, i'm done
Stranger: Liar
You: its ridiculous
Stranger: Tell me my name Andrew
You: you just REALLY hope its not me
You: im done
You: fuck this
Stranger: Whats wrong with you?
You: i just cant take it anymore
Stranger: Youve totally turned on me
You: im going fucking nuts
Stranger: I dont believe you, tell me my name
Stranger: Tell me my name and I'll leave you alone
Stranger: Why are you pretending to be someone youre not
You: just leave me be, its over
Stranger: How did she see Andrew?
You: its not just you im separating myself from everyone
Stranger: We got 'caught' doing what? Nothing was going on
You: its too much, im not even kidding
You: ive seriously been thinking about suicide
Stranger: Youre not Andrew
You: i need help
Stranger: Tell me my fucking name
You: i just dont know how to get it
You: youre just being a fucking bitch and not helping me
Stranger: Andrew would never say that to me
Stranger: Who are you and what game are you playing
You: andrew has been holding alot in lately
Stranger: Tell me my name and I'll believe you
You: im not the same andrew anymore
You: im not myself
Stranger: Fucking tell me my name
Stranger: You are lying
Stranger: Thats sick, I have a friend I really care about and youre pretending to be him
You: im done, i got some pills from this guy at work im just downing them all with some whiskey
You: you arent any help
You: goodbye
Stranger: Andrew
Stranger: Tell me my name
Stranger: Fucking hell :'(
Stranger: Please tell me youre some loser fucking with me
Stranger: You cant tell me my name so Im assuming this isnt him after all
Stranger: And if this is Andrew, I hope she's happy!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Had this convo with a dude that was convinced I was a 14 year old girl from California that wanted to get drunk and hook up with him. After about an hour of talking he gave me his screen name, the address to his house and his cell phone number. The convo is REALLY long so here's the thrilling conclusion:
Stranger: k. text me whenever.
Stranger: cant wait to see you babe!
You: me either :)
Stranger: xoxox
You: hee hee
Stranger: ill be waiting
Stranger: im so excited
You: i cant wait lol
Stranger: me nietherr!!!
You: :) :)
Stranger: well i reallly hafta get going; ill see you soon hun!
You: ok
You: My names is actually Officer Thomas Vastel of the San Diego County Sheriff's Department. Your IP address and phone number have been recorded and given to the Albany County Sheriff's Office. You are will now be charged with 3 felony charges including solicitation of a minor under 15, attempted lewd acts with a minor under 15 and endangerment of a minor under 15.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: penis
Stranger: hi
You: hows it hangin ;]
Stranger: fuck u
You: no fuck me ;]
Stranger: and?
You: lick me?
Stranger: oh,no,its so short
You: no i've been keeping up with my enlargement pills
You: all for you ;]
Stranger: ok
You: well aren't you happy?!
Stranger: so great
You: you've been on my back about it for months!
Stranger: go on
You: and do what ;]
Stranger: do u have msn?
You: oh sadly enough no
Stranger: fuck me
You: i will!
You: i do!
You: i love it! ;]
Stranger: which position?
You: you know my favorite one ;]
Stranger: sit
Stranger: face to face?
You: on my lap? ;]
Stranger: i like face to face
You: because thats no fruit in my pants, i AM happy to see you ;]
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: PENIS
Stranger: hi..
You: hey
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey
Stranger: Hi
You: how are you?
Stranger: Im mad as hell right now.
Stranger: you?
You: why's that?!?
You: im god
Stranger: Depends , asl?
You: 14/f/australia
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this is awesome, I didnt think that it was going to go this way but it was still cool
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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: bigfoot is the king of hosts
Stranger: wanna play shadow?
You: no
Stranger: no
You: the person that repeats this likes to suck dick with a big black fake wang in his ass
Stranger: the person that repeats this likes to suck dick with a big black fake wang in his ass
You: at lest you can admit it
You have disconnected.
This is a chat I just had. It's very funny.
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: asl
Stranger: hi
You: ask
You: *asl
Stranger: 19 f ohio
Stranger: you?
You: 20/m/NY
You: Wanna sex?
Stranger: oh ya
You: *takes off top
You: *
You: *takes off pants*
You: *Takes off your pants*
Stranger: ohhhhhh
You: *rips off your tube top
Stranger: oh ya
You: *turns on CNN*
Stranger: ?
You: Oh wow, ther'es a car chase going on
You: Mmmmmmmm
You: I love car chases
Stranger: i want ur car in my tunnle
You:
And I'm gay
You: I have AIDS
Stranger: oh i'm into 3 ways
You: I already raped you
Stranger: kinky
You: You gonna die
Stranger: ehh i'll live
You: I'll give you cancer
You: Breast cancer
You: and skin cancer
You: and liver cancer
Stranger: extra kinky
You: and brain cancer
You: and crabs
You: and lice
You: and herpes
Stranger: i'm shaved i cant get crabs
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
I gave her like 20 types of cancer and lice and herpes and crabs. Yep, I'm super cyber-sexy.
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hey
Stranger: time to get freaky
You: Oh yeah?
Stranger: oh yeah
You: Lets do it!
Stranger: *does it*
You: *it was awesome*
Stranger: mmm that's nice
You: I know.
You: Like rice.
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Holy Taco Goes to the Bahamas
April 2nd, 2009 at 12:34 pm
A "new" website that lets you chat with random strangers? The internetz are full of chat rooms and forums that do that already.
April 2nd, 2009 at 01:38 pm
always a debbie downer somewhere
April 2nd, 2009 at 02:07 pm
You: "new" website that lets you chat with random strangers?Stranger: you're a douche
You: internetz are full of chat rooms and forums that do that already
Stranger: you're a huge douche
April 2nd, 2009 at 12:36 pm
LOL the cyber one was a bit tight. the guy really had his hopes up
April 2nd, 2009 at 01:07 pm
Fuck yeah. This made me laugh.
April 2nd, 2009 at 01:38 pm
MOOBS woohoo!
April 2nd, 2009 at 01:47 pm
What about the copy and pasters? I got a goatse ASCII art thing pasted into one of my chats haha and everybody has some reason to always say "the game" and shit... damn 4chan nerds. also people paste stuff about the FBI wanting them for child porn.
_/_____\_____________\____________/____\
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_\_______|_/_________/__\\\___--___\\_______:
__\______\/_____--~~__________~--__|_\_____|
___\______\_-~___________________~-_\____|
____\______\_________.----------.________\|___|
______\_____\______//_________(_(__>__\___|
_______\___.__C____)_. you __(_(____>__|__/
_______/\_|___C_____)/_just __\_(_____>__|_/
______/_/\|___C_____)_lost the__|__(___>___/__\
_____|___(___C_____)\__game__/__//___/_/_____\
_____|____\__|_____\\_________//__(__/______|
____|_\____\____)___`----___--'______________|
____|__\______________\_______/__________/_|
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____|____________|____./______\___\__________|_
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___|___________/_____..\___/\___/_____|_________|
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etc
April 2nd, 2009 at 02:02 pm
I'm not sure why, but I am overcome with a sense of pride that this has finally been posted in our comment section. Thank you, Anonymous.
April 2nd, 2009 at 02:04 pm
that was easily the funniest shite you guys have every posted here. tears in my eyes. thank you and bravo.
April 2nd, 2009 at 02:09 pm
i can't believe you guys get paid to do this. i mean that in a good way.
April 2nd, 2009 at 02:18 pm
haahahahah this was fucking hilarious
April 2nd, 2009 at 02:37 pm
This site is an endless source of entertainment. Just had this chat:
Stranger: Hi, I'm looking for a 43 year old woman from the Netherlands, is that you?
You: it's me!
Stranger: Holy shit!
Stranger: So
Stranger: You got big tits?
You: can you believe that shit?
Stranger: Like
You: what are the odds
Stranger: fucking huge
Stranger: seriously
Stranger: what are the fucking odds
Stranger: oh wait
You: well you tell me
You: have a look
Stranger: 4286 out of 1!
You: http://www.shotgunreviews.com/new/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/manboobs.JPG
Stranger: hahah!
Stranger: i do know!
Stranger: GOD DAMN IT
Stranger: ANOTEHR PEDOPHILE
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
April 2nd, 2009 at 03:36 pm
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: HI!!!
Stranger: hey!!!
Stranger: love you!!!
You: a/s/l
Stranger: why does everyone say that
Stranger: i wont be a stranger if i tell you all about myself
You: because its a great opener to find out if I want to use my strap-on on you
Stranger: and you wont know if i tell the truth anyways
Stranger: haha oh yoiu do
Stranger: but i dont like it in the ass sorry
You: I tell you what, let me use the electrified prostate massager add-on
You: Ill plug in...
You: BzzzzzzzZZzZzzzZzzz
Stranger: awesome
Stranger: ewwwww that tickles
You: *bends you over*
Stranger: what are you drinking
You: okay... hold on... this wont hurt a bit
Stranger: ok i lied i like it in the ass
Stranger: i never knew
You: *pushes secret button on the side of the Electro9000 Prostate Tickler*
You: SCHWING razor sharp blades pop out!
Stranger: uh ok
Stranger: ahhh
Stranger: fuck!!
You: OKAY IM GONNA RAPE U
Stranger: i alWAYS HIT THE WRONG SHIT
Stranger: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
Stranger: i dont think i want to meet you
You: *thrusting into your completely abused asshole*
You: wow I didnt know the human rectum BLED this much
You: But, its kinda like getting your "red wings" when I have my period
Stranger: gawd i wish the blades weernt so wide
You: OoooOOOO! Feel that? THATS YOUR SPLEEN IM POKING
Stranger: you have a period i have a bloody ass
Stranger: fair
You: *you start to feel lightheaded form blood loss*
Stranger: jesus your a creative fucker arent you
You: *you start to pass out*
Stranger: or its all reherst
You: *l let you die so i can use my Electro-9000 Prostate Tickler on your lifeless corpse*
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April 2nd, 2009 at 04:08 pm
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: MIRC is better
Stranger: ok
Stranger: what chann
You: #USA foreva'
Stranger: No.
You: yes!
Stranger: MIRC shall never be better than anything.
Stranger: Except itself.
You: yeah well it's still going strong :P
Stranger: true lol
You: how many people still ICQ?
Stranger: i don't even know lol
You: I'm gonna post this on HolyTaco
You: so you like HolyTAco?
Stranger: no
You: too bad
You: I was just reading the article about omegle
You: stop jacking off please
Stranger: ... What?
That's a long greeting.
You: I want continuity
Stranger: That's a quite reasonable wish.
You: so can you pretend you are the person I chatted with previously?
You: they were masturbating
Stranger: Well, I'm sure I can whop out the good ol' salmon.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
April 2nd, 2009 at 04:14 pm
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: you have been reported to the FBI
You: this is the police
You: we are from the CIA
Stranger: If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.
If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.
Stranger: =)
You: hmm
You: police doesn't trigger it?
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April 2nd, 2009 at 04:55 pm
CAN U GET TEH AIDS FROM ANIMALS?
April 2nd, 2009 at 06:12 pm
I'm not sure what made me laugh more, "No no, you find a cock. I'm a dude." or "I'm LACTOSE INTOLERANT." Great post guys! If I had any interest in talking to people rather than blurting my inane thoughts and ignoring any unlikely response I'd probably check out this site.
April 2nd, 2009 at 07:23 pm
OMEGLE.COM I SPITE YOU!!!
this site is really just all that though... haw haw...
its fun too .
but i hate the site name
April 2nd, 2009 at 08:28 pm
this shit's actually hilarious
April 2nd, 2009 at 08:57 pm
I think this adds to the list somewhere, this was a somewhat awkward conversation.
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi!
You: so how bout them cowboys
Stranger: I prefer spetnatz myself
You: spetnatz?
Stranger: yes
You: spetnatz is a word?
Stranger: noun. properr to be exact
You: are you sure you weren't just confusing this with some hebrew?
Stranger: why are you a jew????
You: Why are you a nazi?
Stranger: its rude to answer a question with a question my good lady.
You: You'd be quite sadly mistaken to think I'm a lady
Stranger: jew lady sorry
You: then you're a nazi man?
You: HAIL HITLER
You: I mean
You: Heil Hitler
Stranger: dumbass
You: Sorry, my spellings a little bad
Stranger: your obviously no grammer nazi.
You: You're obviously no soup nazi.
Stranger: oh shit
You: Yeah thats right
You: thats what I thought
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April 3rd, 2009 at 12:04 am
You: hello?
Stranger: Eric u cunt!
You: Sam you dick
Stranger: is that u
Stranger: u think u can take my money and run
You: yea this is eric
You: is this sam
Stranger: yes!
You: you son of a bich
Stranger: fuck u
Stranger: wheres my money
You: i took your money cuz u fucked my mom
You: you asshole
Stranger: i gave u the hookers to rape
You: what do you have ot say for yourself
Stranger: ure mom had a dick
Stranger: did u know?
You: so
You: shes mydad?
Stranger: so
Stranger: it was fucking shit
Stranger: i had to fuck her asshole
Stranger: coz she had a dick
Stranger: i was like wtf
Stranger: whats this shit u hoe
You: well
You: man
You: my life has changed
You: pretty drasticly
Stranger: i bet
Stranger: u should just kill ureself
You: maybe i can take your money
You: make her a girl
Stranger: i tried man!
You: i should of stole more
You: all i got is 5.37
You: shit man
Stranger: where did the rest go?
Stranger: i gave u plenty fucker
You: i invested in AiG
You: not working to good
You: so hey
You: can i borrow some cash
Stranger: did u also have any in bear sterns?
You: i dont speak spanish
Stranger: its a fucking finance corporation u fucking dumb nigga
You: well fuck
You: obviously not
You: all i did was Aig and get season tickets to the lions
You: i gotta go
April 3rd, 2009 at 04:22 am
imo This is probably the funniest post ever. I am now going to go to this chat site and cause untold havoc. HT you magnificent bastard, you've done it again!
April 3rd, 2009 at 08:23 am
You: hello
Stranger: hey
You: how goes it?
Stranger: goes good
Stranger: how do you feel about niggers?
You: they are wonderful things
Stranger: explain yourself
You: their tops are made out of rubber, their bottoms are made out of springs
Stranger: tru
You: They're bouncy, trouncy, flouncy, pouncy
Fun, fun, fun, fun, fun!
Stranger: not tiggers
Stranger: niggers
You: Aaah. my bad
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April 3rd, 2009 at 09:44 am
LOL this is my favorite.
April 3rd, 2009 at 09:46 am
This site was obviously built specifically for boys.. I would say men but I doubt men argue with strangers online. I guarantee there's only like 3 chicks on there at any given time and they will probably just get freaked out by the first "stranger" they meet and never return.
April 3rd, 2009 at 12:01 pm
You can have hours of fun fucking with these people....
Thanks HolyTaco!
April 3rd, 2009 at 12:05 pm
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: あなたのお名前は何ですか
Stranger: ballsack
Stranger: ahhhh arab!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: japaense
You: japanese
You: not arab
Stranger: same thing i cant read it
Stranger: do u like cheese?
You: yea neith can I
You: I just googled it
Stranger: google is awesom
You: Yea cheese is good
Stranger: on toast? now dats savage
You: ط يأكل وجهك
You: thats arabic
Stranger: just incase ye dont no........savage=good :)
You: i söövad su nägu
You: Thats Estonian
Stranger: wat dat mean?
You: i will eat your face
You: in estonian
Stranger: cul
Stranger: ur a legend and i dont even no ye
You: thats true
You: det finns 2 monster i mitt hus
Stranger: asl?
You: that means there are two monsters in my house
You: What lenguage is ASL?
Stranger: age? sex? location?
You: Are you some kind of pervert?
Stranger: no just ur every day pedo
You: oh ok
You: I just want to talk about saying things in other lenguages
You: do you know how to say hello in german?
Stranger: no but gimme a min and ill do it
You: its Guten Tag!
You: you lost
You: now you have to cut off a toe
You: thats how the game goes
Stranger: wat happens wen i run out of toes?
Stranger: please dont say my penis
You: why would i say that
Stranger: Sie riechen wie ein Esel
Stranger: say wat?
Stranger: sorry haha
You: whats your favorite water polo team?
Stranger: i dont follow waterpolo
You: Really what country are you from
Stranger: ireland
Stranger: ha
You: don't they have water there?
Stranger: im gona jizz in my pants now
Stranger: later fag
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April 3rd, 2009 at 08:26 pm
I got on and after a couple of times I got this (and this DID really happen!)
Connecting to server...
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: heeey
You: my mommy told me to never talk to strangers
Stranger: my mother told me the same
Stranger: but i never listen to her :/
You: did she also tell you to never leave the toilet seat up?
Stranger: no...because i’m a lady;
You: oh...
Stranger: so where are you from stranger?
You: then did she tell you never to shove things up you special place?
You: if I told you where I’m from then I wouldn’t be a stranger...
Stranger: that’s right
Stranger: if i told you where i’m from you will disconnect like they always do
You: do you shove things up your special place?
Stranger: i think we are hated T_T
You: I agree...
You: what is a penis?
Stranger: a thing that i dont have
You: oh...
Stranger: do you have one?
You: no, but I have a pee pee!
Stranger: haha ;x
You: But my mommy says never to show it to anyone...
Stranger: she’s right
You: Do you have a mommy too?
Stranger: i’m adopted
You: What’s adopted?
You: Like Angelina Jolie’s children?!
Stranger: AUHSHUASHUA
Stranger: my english sucks
You: What’s that word?
Stranger: yeah yeah
Stranger: like angelina’s children
You: oh...
You: I think I have to go poozie in the toozie...
Stranger: so hurry up
You: no, it’s all good
You: I went in my diaper
Stranger: sad
You: I’m HAPPY!
Stranger: so that’s good
You: are you happy?
Stranger: I guess
Stranger: tomorrow I don’t have to go to school
Stranger: so i’m happy
You: I GO TO PRE-SCHOOL!
Stranger: middle school?
You: no, pre-school!
You: the one before kindergarden!
Stranger: kids shouldn’t stay at the computer at this time
You: But my daddy is drunk and beating my mother in the other room...
You: So I got on the computer...
Stranger: call the police
Stranger: 911
You: No, she’s not beat too bad...
Seriously this did happen and I have pics to prove it! lol but this is before I thought it had gone too far...so the rest is...
You: (This is a prank, jk no one is in danger)
You: no reason to over react
Stranger: ;O
Stranger: I believed in you
You: But thanks for playing along
You: lol
Stranger: ;D you’re welcome
You: haha
You: ok, now I’m serious
You: lol
Stranger: just now?
Stranger: :p
You: so, how are you?
Stranger: fine and you?
You: good
The funny part is is that she was fine when I asked her how she was...this just makes be laugh every time.
April 3rd, 2009 at 09:05 pm
Hahahahaha. I'd never heard of omegle til tonight. I had fun for HOURS just going around fucking with people! It was awesome trying to convince people I'm a chick (I really am, just nobody ever believes me.) Best conversation opener: "PENIS!"
April 3rd, 2009 at 09:10 pm
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: PENIS!
Stranger: Type the first thing that comes into your head...
You: PENIS!
Stranger: wowzers
You: Chicken?
Stranger: cut?
You: Inspector gadget?
Stranger: monkey?
You: Squirrel!
Stranger: nuts!!
You: PENIS!
You: And we go full circle
Stranger: full circle €!!
You: SCORE!
Stranger: :)
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April 3rd, 2009 at 09:12 pm
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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: talk nerdy to me
You: I can't perform on demand, damnit! I'm still a newb!
Stranger: i'm not satisfied :[
You: 1337?
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April 3rd, 2009 at 09:17 pm
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Twinkies?
Stranger: tater tots.
You: *nods sagely* You are wise, young grasshoppa
Stranger: i know.
Stranger: im about to eat some tater tots soon
Stranger: just gotta wait for them to finish baking
You: For he who would forsake the twinkie for the tot is truly a leader
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April 5th, 2009 at 07:54 pm
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: herro
Stranger: hey
You: whats up
Stranger: tell me your deepest secret
You: i'm a virgin
You: haha
Stranger: haha
You: you?
Stranger: faggot
Stranger: virgin
You: really?
You: haha
You: i'm, pretty sure everyone knows you're a faggot, its not a secret :\
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
April 6th, 2009 at 02:06 pm
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: you lose the game!!!
Stranger: ...
You: im sorry but you lost
Stranger: Um..
You: well you did
Stranger: Yay?
You: no you LOST
Stranger: I can yay if i lost
You: no you can only yay if you won but you didnt you lost
You: you always lose the game
Stranger: Maybe im happy i lost
You: no one every wins
You: no you cant be happy
Stranger: Why not?
You: because you LOST
Stranger: Maybe i wanted to lose
You: no you wanted to win
Stranger: What game was it?
You: THE game
Stranger: Which is?
You: THE GAME
You: which you lost
Stranger: Hmm ok
You: wanna play again?
Stranger: Sure
You: you lost the game
You: okok... once more il be fair i promise
Stranger: Ok
You: ..what were we just talking about?
Stranger: Some game
You: YOU LOSE THE GAME
You: hello?
Stranger: Why did i lose?
You: because you thought of the game
Stranger: Ohh
You: get it or do you want to play again?
Stranger: I get it.
You: get what?
Stranger: idk
You: DAMN YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: YOU STILL LOST
April 6th, 2009 at 09:28 pm
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: why, hello there...
Stranger: hello
You: last movie you saw?
Stranger: aliens vs monsters
You: good?
Stranger: ok
You: who won?
Stranger: more for the kids
You: how many kid do you have? I have one; she's about a year old.
Stranger: 2
You: so, how did you hear about us?
Stranger: boy 7 and girl 10
Stranger: us?
You: Omegle
Stranger: found a link on a blog
You: cool.
Stranger: do you work for Omegle
You: yes
You: Any suggestions on making it better?
Stranger: not sure yet. I think this is pretty cool.
You: first day?
Stranger: second day
You: what do you think is the worst thing about omegle?
Stranger: it's awsome that it's all random, but it might be nice to know if you have talked with someone before. double edge knife
You: ahhh yes, we get that a lot. We thought about using "nicknames", but it was voted down.
Stranger: I think your right to vote that down.
Stranger: I might be cool to track the convos on your side and then just display a message when the session starts if these poeople have talked before. maybe you can track that with cookies
You: That's a good one. If you think of any other suggestions, feel free to go to our "omegle blog" and add it to the list. We take all suggestions seriously. And, truth be known, we even take complete junk entries, seriously...
Stranger: hehehe thats good
You: Currently, we track locations of IP addresses, and # of logins per IP, but, that's about it.
Stranger: one other thing...
You: yes?
Stranger: i might be cool if users could fill out a profle of likes and dislikes and omegle could attempt to match up people, but still keep it anymouns (sp?)
You: Good good; keep them coming! And, have fun.
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April 6th, 2009 at 11:22 pm
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hello
Stranger: johnson
You: Penis and scrotum!
Stranger: pay attention maggot
You: *salutes*
Stranger: okay
Stranger: heres the deal
Stranger: they have the bologna
Stranger: and we want the shit back
Stranger: do you have any idea how we are gunna get it?
Stranger: soldier?
You: Sir, I suggest a full frontal assault with processed cheeze, sir!
Stranger: hoo lee shit son
Stranger: your full of good ideas
Stranger: but incorrect
Stranger: we go in with some good ol DVDA
Stranger: no lube
You: *wide eyes* But sir, that's suicide!
Stranger: i know son..
Stranger: but we're desperate!
Stranger: when this heli lands we go down mainstreet and fuck these jeehads up
You: Sir, I'll get behind you all the way, sir!
Stranger: you faggot
Stranger: okay
Stranger: get ready
Stranger: 3
Stranger: 2
Stranger: 1
Stranger: go go go
April 7th, 2009 at 02:46 pm
Seriously, I think I broke a rib on the last one. Dear God that was funny.
April 16th, 2009 at 08:54 pm
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi, I'm Chris Hansen with Dateline NBC and we're doing a story on internet predators who try to meet teens online
You: hello im seth and im one of them internet predators u mentioned
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April 16th, 2009 at 08:58 pm
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hey
Stranger: asl
You: thats not very nice calling me that
Stranger: i am sorry
You: its ok
You: just let it happen again
You: or i leave
Stranger: ok
Stranger: i will never repeat
You: i hope not
Stranger: i am from china. where are you come from?
You: i came from my mom and dad
You: at least i hope so
You: they never hug me
Stranger: why?
You: i dont know
Stranger: your mother and father never hug you? they do not love you ?
You: at least they let me out of the cage once in a while
Stranger: i think you should communicate with them
You: so cramped
Stranger: maybe they want you to become more dependent
You: they dont know im on computer
You: im not allowed to be on it
Stranger: why? every body should learn how to use computer
You: they say it have dirty pictures and that i will touch myself if i see them
You: i cant find these picture they speak of
You: maybe they lying
Stranger: oh, yes , but i think you should control yourself not digging in these dirty picutres
You: i wanna see them though
You: i wanna know why they r dirty
You: i touched my arm today is that bad?
Stranger: you are a young child?
You: it was by accident
You: no im 25 and a half
You: they dont let me outside
Stranger: o ,so why ? that is terrific
You: they say that nobody wants to see my face
Stranger: your face?
You: yeah
Stranger: what is the problem of your face?
You: as far as i can tell nothing is wrong with it
You: maybe they lying to me
Stranger: have you ever communicate with your parent about it?
Stranger: i think you should communicate with them
You: they say if i go outside i will do disgusting things with girls and that i should not be allowed to breed
Stranger: only in that case can you know why they prevent
You: if i talk out of line then they hit me
You: can u help me find these dirty pictures
Stranger: oh , that is family-voilate.
Stranger: you can not find it:?
You: no i looked but cannot find
Stranger: you looked but not find?
You: maybe u can help me?
Stranger: that is confict
You: it be our secret
You: i wont tell
You: i promise
Stranger: i am sorry, i should have lunch.
Stranger: hoping next time i will see you again
You: i thought u were my friend
You: i guess i was wrong
Stranger: actually we are friends
You: :(
You: friends help each other
Stranger: you are not wrong. but i am really hungry.
You: u dont wanna help me
Stranger: of course not.
Stranger: but at the very time i have something to do
You: ohoh daddy is home i gotta go before he finds me
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April 17th, 2009 at 04:19 am
Bob.monkeypimp@googlemail.com
Just tried omegle for the first time last night (when I was very VERY drunk). Had a mad conversation with an american girl where I introduced myself as a 69yr old virgin called Troy McMammothpenis (Who has remained a virgin for fear that my mammoth 2 inch wang would split any woman in half).
She played along brilliantly & it was the most fun I've had on the internet in years!
I forgot to log the conversation though (bastard).
Still - Excellent site, hope they don't change anything.
April 17th, 2009 at 02:37 pm
You: hello
Stranger: how r u
You: alright you?
Stranger: good
Stranger: where r u
You: fuck is that supposed to mean? you trying to find me?
Stranger: yes i will kill you
You: not if i start break dancing motherfucker
Stranger: what
You: you heard me
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April 17th, 2009 at 02:42 pm
Keep in mind, I have no clue who the hell Andrew is:
Stranger: Hello
You: hi
Stranger: How are you?
You: im ok
You: you?
Stranger: Where you from? Im great thanks.
You: canada
Stranger: Oh awesome
Stranger: How old are you?
You: 24
Stranger: Andrew?
You: howd you know my name?
Stranger: What happened tonight
You: i dont want to talk about it
Stranger: Please
You: no i cant
Stranger: Omg dont do this
Stranger: What happened
You: no, im not talking about it, i dont want to
Stranger: Youre not Andrew
Stranger: Whats my name
You: i am, i just know who the fuck you are
Stranger: Tell me my name
You: im done with you, just stay out of my life
You: you cause me too much shit
You: i need to get myself together
You: and you arent helping
Stranger: What
Stranger: What have I done?
You: i just cant do it anymore
You: im severing ties
Stranger: Look, out of the 3045 ppl online we bumped into each other
Stranger: You have to listen
You: i need to think for myself now
You: call it selfish
Stranger: Tell me my name
You: but i need to do this
Stranger: And I'll believe you
You: im not playing games, i'm done
Stranger: Liar
You: its ridiculous
Stranger: Tell me my name Andrew
You: you just REALLY hope its not me
You: im done
You: fuck this
Stranger: Whats wrong with you?
You: i just cant take it anymore
Stranger: Youve totally turned on me
You: im going fucking nuts
Stranger: I dont believe you, tell me my name
Stranger: Tell me my name and I'll leave you alone
Stranger: Why are you pretending to be someone youre not
You: just leave me be, its over
Stranger: How did she see Andrew?
You: its not just you im separating myself from everyone
Stranger: We got 'caught' doing what? Nothing was going on
You: its too much, im not even kidding
You: ive seriously been thinking about suicide
Stranger: Youre not Andrew
You: i need help
Stranger: Tell me my fucking name
You: i just dont know how to get it
You: youre just being a fucking bitch and not helping me
Stranger: Andrew would never say that to me
Stranger: Who are you and what game are you playing
You: andrew has been holding alot in lately
Stranger: Tell me my name and I'll believe you
You: im not the same andrew anymore
You: im not myself
Stranger: Fucking tell me my name
Stranger: You are lying
Stranger: Thats sick, I have a friend I really care about and youre pretending to be him
You: im done, i got some pills from this guy at work im just downing them all with some whiskey
You: you arent any help
You: goodbye
Stranger: Andrew
Stranger: Tell me my name
Stranger: Fucking hell :'(
Stranger: Please tell me youre some loser fucking with me
Stranger: You cant tell me my name so Im assuming this isnt him after all
Stranger: And if this is Andrew, I hope she's happy!
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April 17th, 2009 at 02:47 pm
Had this convo with a dude that was convinced I was a 14 year old girl from California that wanted to get drunk and hook up with him. After about an hour of talking he gave me his screen name, the address to his house and his cell phone number. The convo is REALLY long so here's the thrilling conclusion:
Stranger: k. text me whenever.
Stranger: cant wait to see you babe!
You: me either :)
Stranger: xoxox
You: hee hee
Stranger: ill be waiting
Stranger: im so excited
You: i cant wait lol
Stranger: me nietherr!!!
You: :) :)
Stranger: well i reallly hafta get going; ill see you soon hun!
You: ok
You: My names is actually Officer Thomas Vastel of the San Diego County Sheriff's Department. Your IP address and phone number have been recorded and given to the Albany County Sheriff's Office. You are will now be charged with 3 felony charges including solicitation of a minor under 15, attempted lewd acts with a minor under 15 and endangerment of a minor under 15.
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April 17th, 2009 at 03:35 pm
This is fuckin hilarious.
April 17th, 2009 at 09:55 pm
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: penis
Stranger: hi
You: hows it hangin ;]
Stranger: fuck u
You: no fuck me ;]
Stranger: and?
You: lick me?
Stranger: oh,no,its so short
You: no i've been keeping up with my enlargement pills
You: all for you ;]
Stranger: ok
You: well aren't you happy?!
Stranger: so great
You: you've been on my back about it for months!
Stranger: go on
You: and do what ;]
Stranger: do u have msn?
You: oh sadly enough no
Stranger: fuck me
You: i will!
You: i do!
You: i love it! ;]
Stranger: which position?
You: you know my favorite one ;]
Stranger: sit
Stranger: face to face?
You: on my lap? ;]
Stranger: i like face to face
You: because thats no fruit in my pants, i AM happy to see you ;]
April 18th, 2009 at 01:24 am
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: PENIS
Stranger: hi..
You: hey
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April 18th, 2009 at 01:27 am
i feel so unloved!!
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey
Stranger: Hi
You: how are you?
Stranger: Im mad as hell right now.
Stranger: you?
You: why's that?!?
You: im god
Stranger: Depends , asl?
You: 14/f/australia
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April 18th, 2009 at 06:39 pm
this is awesome, I didnt think that it was going to go this way but it was still cool
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: bigfoot is the king of hosts
Stranger: wanna play shadow?
You: no
Stranger: no
You: the person that repeats this likes to suck dick with a big black fake wang in his ass
Stranger: the person that repeats this likes to suck dick with a big black fake wang in his ass
You: at lest you can admit it
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April 18th, 2009 at 06:48 pm
This is a chat I just had. It's very funny.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: asl
Stranger: hi
You: ask
You: *asl
Stranger: 19 f ohio
Stranger: you?
You: 20/m/NY
You: Wanna sex?
Stranger: oh ya
You: *takes off top
You: *
You: *takes off pants*
You: *Takes off your pants*
Stranger: ohhhhhh
You: *rips off your tube top
Stranger: oh ya
You: *turns on CNN*
Stranger: ?
You: Oh wow, ther'es a car chase going on
You: Mmmmmmmm
You: I love car chases
Stranger: i want ur car in my tunnle
You:
And I'm gay
You: I have AIDS
Stranger: oh i'm into 3 ways
You: I already raped you
Stranger: kinky
You: You gonna die
Stranger: ehh i'll live
You: I'll give you cancer
You: Breast cancer
You: and skin cancer
You: and liver cancer
Stranger: extra kinky
You: and brain cancer
You: and crabs
You: and lice
You: and herpes
Stranger: i'm shaved i cant get crabs
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I gave her like 20 types of cancer and lice and herpes and crabs. Yep, I'm super cyber-sexy.
April 18th, 2009 at 10:49 pm
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hey
Stranger: time to get freaky
You: Oh yeah?
Stranger: oh yeah
You: Lets do it!
Stranger: *does it*
You: *it was awesome*
Stranger: mmm that's nice
You: I know.
You: Like rice.
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