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The Six Types Of Omegle.com Chats

Omegle.com, the new website that lets you chat with random strangers, is the newest rage on the Internet. So, we spent a little time chatting with strangers and realized that there are only six different types of conversations that you’ll have on there. And here they are, with examples.  We assure you these are 100% real.
 
The Internet Meme Chat
 
A lot of times, peole start out a chat with a quote from some film or song, and then they want you to say the next line.  In this chat, someone tried to "Rick Roll" me, (writing out the lyrics of Rick Astley’s "Never Gonna Give You Up) but instead, I just strung them a long for as long as I could until they realized it wasn’t going to be possible.
 

 
 
The Screwing With Foreigners Chat
 
I would say 75 percent of the people on Omegle are not from the United States.  So, inevitably what ends up happening is, you can’t help yourself from screwing with them, as we did here.
 
 
The Insult Chat
 
A lot of people really just want to come on and call you names and tell you what a piece of shit you are.  In this one, we instigated and they happily obliged.
 
 
The Cyber Sex Chat
 
What would the internet be, without people trying to have sex with each other.  This happens incredibly often, and when it does, they want to get straight down to business.  So, we tried to oblige, but we weren’t sexy enough apparently in this one…
 
CHAT 1
 
 
So then we tried to initiate in this one, but he was unhappy with the result.
 
CHAT 2
 
 
 
The "They Don’t Like Your First Response" Chat
 
A finally, a lot of times if you don’t say exactly what they want to hear right away, well, that’s just not good enough.
 
 
The Fake Scenario
 
Lastly, sometimes someone starts off with something weird, and if you play along, it turns into an incredibly strange fake scenario.  Basically just two nerds sitting at a computer, wishing this was their real life.  Us being one of those nerds. 
 
 
 
 
 

95 Responses to "The Six Types Of Omegle.com Chats"

  1. Anonymous says:

    Connecting to server…
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: herro
    Stranger: hey
    You: whats up
    Stranger: tell me your deepest secret
    You: i’m a virgin
    You: haha
    Stranger: haha
    You: you?
    Stranger: faggot
    Stranger: virgin
    You: really?
    You: haha
    You: i’m, pretty sure everyone knows you’re a faggot, its not a secret :\
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

  2. Fallen85 says:

    This site was obviously built specifically for boys.. I would say men but I doubt men argue with strangers online. I guarantee there’s only like 3 chicks on there at any given time and they will probably just get freaked out by the first “stranger” they meet and never return.

  3. Anonymous says:

    Connecting to server…
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: Connecting to server…
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: Connecting to server…
    You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: Connecting to server…
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: MIRC is better
    Stranger: ok
    Stranger: what chann
    You: #USA foreva’
    Stranger: No.
    You: yes!
    Stranger: MIRC shall never be better than anything.
    Stranger: Except itself.
    You: yeah well it’s still going strong :P
    Stranger: true lol
    You: how many people still ICQ?
    Stranger: i don’t even know lol
    You: I’m gonna post this on HolyTaco
    You: so you like HolyTAco?
    Stranger: no
    You: too bad
    You: I was just reading the article about omegle
    You: stop jacking off please
    Stranger: … What?
    That’s a long greeting.
    You: I want continuity
    Stranger: That’s a quite reasonable wish.
    You: so can you pretend you are the person I chatted with previously?
    You: they were masturbating
    Stranger: Well, I’m sure I can whop out the good ol’ salmon.
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

  4. WTF says:

    Connecting to server…
    You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: あなたのお名前は何ですか
    Stranger: ballsack
    Stranger: ahhhh arab!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    You: japaense
    You: japanese
    You: not arab
    Stranger: same thing i cant read it
    Stranger: do u like cheese?
    You: yea neith can I
    You: I just googled it
    Stranger: google is awesom
    You: Yea cheese is good
    Stranger: on toast? now dats savage
    You: ط يأكل وجهك
    You: thats arabic
    Stranger: just incase ye dont no……..savage=good :)
    You: i söövad su nägu
    You: Thats Estonian
    Stranger: wat dat mean?
    You: i will eat your face
    You: in estonian
    Stranger: cul
    Stranger: ur a legend and i dont even no ye
    You: thats true
    You: det finns 2 monster i mitt hus
    Stranger: asl?
    You: that means there are two monsters in my house
    You: What lenguage is ASL?
    Stranger: age? sex? location?
    You: Are you some kind of pervert?
    Stranger: no just ur every day pedo
    You: oh ok
    You: I just want to talk about saying things in other lenguages
    You: do you know how to say hello in german?
    Stranger: no but gimme a min and ill do it
    You: its Guten Tag!
    You: you lost
    You: now you have to cut off a toe
    You: thats how the game goes
    Stranger: wat happens wen i run out of toes?
    Stranger: please dont say my penis
    You: why would i say that
    Stranger: Sie riechen wie ein Esel
    Stranger: say wat?
    Stranger: sorry haha
    You: whats your favorite water polo team?
    Stranger: i dont follow waterpolo
    You: Really what country are you from
    Stranger: ireland
    Stranger: ha
    You: don’t they have water there?
    Stranger: im gona jizz in my pants now
    Stranger: later fag
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

  5. Anonymous says:

    I got on and after a couple of times I got this (and this DID really happen!)

    Connecting to server…
    You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

    Stranger: heeey
    You: my mommy told me to never talk to strangers
    Stranger: my mother told me the same
    Stranger: but i never listen to her :/
    You: did she also tell you to never leave the toilet seat up?
    Stranger: no…because i’m a lady;
    You: oh…
    Stranger: so where are you from stranger?
    You: then did she tell you never to shove things up you special place?
    You: if I told you where I’m from then I wouldn’t be a stranger…
    Stranger: that’s right
    Stranger: if i told you where i’m from you will disconnect like they always do
    You: do you shove things up your special place?
    Stranger: i think we are hated T_T
    You: I agree…
    You: what is a penis?
    Stranger: a thing that i dont have
    You: oh…
    Stranger: do you have one?
    You: no, but I have a pee pee!
    Stranger: haha ;x
    You: But my mommy says never to show it to anyone…
    Stranger: she’s right
    You: Do you have a mommy too?
    Stranger: i’m adopted
    You: What’s adopted?
    You: Like Angelina Jolie’s children?!
    Stranger: AUHSHUASHUA
    Stranger: my english sucks
    You: What’s that word?
    Stranger: yeah yeah
    Stranger: like angelina’s children
    You: oh…
    You: I think I have to go poozie in the toozie…
    Stranger: so hurry up
    You: no, it’s all good
    You: I went in my diaper
    Stranger: sad
    You: I’m HAPPY!
    Stranger: so that’s good
    You: are you happy?
    Stranger: I guess
    Stranger: tomorrow I don’t have to go to school
    Stranger: so i’m happy
    You: I GO TO PRE-SCHOOL!
    Stranger: middle school?
    You: no, pre-school!
    You: the one before kindergarden!
    Stranger: kids shouldn’t stay at the computer at this time
    You: But my daddy is drunk and beating my mother in the other room…
    You: So I got on the computer…
    Stranger: call the police
    Stranger: 911
    You: No, she’s not beat too bad…

    Seriously this did happen and I have pics to prove it! lol but this is before I thought it had gone too far…so the rest is…

    You: (This is a prank, jk no one is in danger)
    You: no reason to over react
    Stranger: ;O
    Stranger: I believed in you
    You: But thanks for playing along
    You: lol
    Stranger: ;D you’re welcome
    You: haha
    You: ok, now I’m serious
    You: lol
    Stranger: just now?
    Stranger: :p
    You: so, how are you?
    Stranger: fine and you?
    You: good

    The funny part is is that she was fine when I asked her how she was…this just makes be laugh every time.

  6. Ray says:

    Connecting to server…
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: talk nerdy to me
    You: I can’t perform on demand, damnit! I’m still a newb!
    Stranger: i’m not satisfied :[
    You: 1337?
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

  7. Paul says:

    You: hello?
    Stranger: Eric u cunt!
    You: Sam you dick
    Stranger: is that u
    Stranger: u think u can take my money and run
    You: yea this is eric
    You: is this sam
    Stranger: yes!
    You: you son of a bich
    Stranger: fuck u
    Stranger: wheres my money
    You: i took your money cuz u fucked my mom
    You: you asshole
    Stranger: i gave u the hookers to rape
    You: what do you have ot say for yourself
    Stranger: ure mom had a dick
    Stranger: did u know?
    You: so
    You: shes mydad?
    Stranger: so
    Stranger: it was fucking shit
    Stranger: i had to fuck her asshole
    Stranger: coz she had a dick
    Stranger: i was like wtf
    Stranger: whats this shit u hoe
    You: well
    You: man
    You: my life has changed
    You: pretty drasticly
    Stranger: i bet
    Stranger: u should just kill ureself
    You: maybe i can take your money
    You: make her a girl
    Stranger: i tried man!
    You: i should of stole more
    You: all i got is 5.37
    You: shit man
    Stranger: where did the rest go?
    Stranger: i gave u plenty fucker
    You: i invested in AiG
    You: not working to good
    You: so hey
    You: can i borrow some cash
    Stranger: did u also have any in bear sterns?
    You: i dont speak spanish
    Stranger: its a fucking finance corporation u fucking dumb nigga
    You: well fuck
    You: obviously not
    You: all i did was Aig and get season tickets to the lions
    You: i gotta go

  8. Anonymous says:

    Connecting to server…
    You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: hello
    Stranger: johnson
    You: Penis and scrotum!
    Stranger: pay attention maggot
    You: *salutes*
    Stranger: okay
    Stranger: heres the deal
    Stranger: they have the bologna
    Stranger: and we want the shit back
    Stranger: do you have any idea how we are gunna get it?
    Stranger: soldier?
    You: Sir, I suggest a full frontal assault with processed cheeze, sir!
    Stranger: hoo lee shit son
    Stranger: your full of good ideas
    Stranger: but incorrect
    Stranger: we go in with some good ol DVDA
    Stranger: no lube
    You: *wide eyes* But sir, that’s suicide!
    Stranger: i know son..
    Stranger: but we’re desperate!
    Stranger: when this heli lands we go down mainstreet and fuck these jeehads up
    You: Sir, I’ll get behind you all the way, sir!
    Stranger: you faggot
    Stranger: okay
    Stranger: get ready
    Stranger: 3
    Stranger: 2
    Stranger: 1
    Stranger: go go go

  9. Stranger says:

    CAN U GET TEH AIDS FROM ANIMALS?

  10. Bill says:

    I’m not sure what made me laugh more, “No no, you find a cock. I’m a dude.” or “I’m LACTOSE INTOLERANT.” Great post guys! If I had any interest in talking to people rather than blurting my inane thoughts and ignoring any unlikely response I’d probably check out this site.

  11. brad says:

    this shit’s actually hilarious

  12. Pierre says:

    You: hello
    Stranger: hey
    You: how goes it?
    Stranger: goes good
    Stranger: how do you feel about niggers?
    You: they are wonderful things
    Stranger: explain yourself
    You: their tops are made out of rubber, their bottoms are made out of springs
    Stranger: tru
    You: They’re bouncy, trouncy, flouncy, pouncy
    Fun, fun, fun, fun, fun!
    Stranger: not tiggers
    Stranger: niggers
    You: Aaah. my bad
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

  13. TwinkieTot says:

    Connecting to server…
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: Twinkies?
    Stranger: tater tots.
    You: *nods sagely* You are wise, young grasshoppa
    Stranger: i know.
    Stranger: im about to eat some tater tots soon
    Stranger: just gotta wait for them to finish baking
    You: For he who would forsake the twinkie for the tot is truly a leader
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

  14. Jaya says:

    Hahahahaha. I’d never heard of omegle til tonight. I had fun for HOURS just going around fucking with people! It was awesome trying to convince people I’m a chick (I really am, just nobody ever believes me.) Best conversation opener: “PENIS!”

  15. Mia says:

    Connecting to server…
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: PENIS!
    Stranger: Type the first thing that comes into your head…
    You: PENIS!
    Stranger: wowzers
    You: Chicken?
    Stranger: cut?
    You: Inspector gadget?
    Stranger: monkey?
    You: Squirrel!
    Stranger: nuts!!
    You: PENIS!
    You: And we go full circle
    Stranger: full circle €!!
    You: SCORE!
    Stranger: :)
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

  16. Harry Clark says:

    imo This is probably the funniest post ever. I am now going to go to this chat site and cause untold havoc. HT you magnificent bastard, you’ve done it again!

  17. Smackdaddiest1 says:

    You can have hours of fun fucking with these people….

    Thanks HolyTaco!

  18. Kefkai says:

    I think this adds to the list somewhere, this was a somewhat awkward conversation.

    Connecting to server…
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: hi!
    You: so how bout them cowboys
    Stranger: I prefer spetnatz myself
    You: spetnatz?
    Stranger: yes
    You: spetnatz is a word?
    Stranger: noun. properr to be exact
    You: are you sure you weren’t just confusing this with some hebrew?
    Stranger: why are you a jew????
    You: Why are you a nazi?
    Stranger: its rude to answer a question with a question my good lady.
    You: You’d be quite sadly mistaken to think I’m a lady
    Stranger: jew lady sorry
    You: then you’re a nazi man?
    You: HAIL HITLER
    You: I mean
    You: Heil Hitler
    Stranger: dumbass
    You: Sorry, my spellings a little bad
    Stranger: your obviously no grammer nazi.
    You: You’re obviously no soup nazi.
    Stranger: oh shit
    You: Yeah thats right
    You: thats what I thought
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

  19. Anonymous says:

    Seriously, I think I broke a rib on the last one. Dear God that was funny.

  20. Fallen85 says:

    LOL this is my favorite.

  21. Anonymous says:

    Connecting to server…
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: you have been reported to the FBI
    You: this is the police
    You: we are from the CIA
    Stranger: If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.
    If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.
    Stranger: =)
    You: hmm
    You: police doesn’t trigger it?
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

  22. chad2bert says:

    OMEGLE.COM I SPITE YOU!!!

    this site is really just all that though… haw haw…

    its fun too .
    but i hate the site name

  23. Dark Pimp says:

    Connecting to server…
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: Hi, I’m Chris Hansen with Dateline NBC and we’re doing a story on internet predators who try to meet teens online
    You: hello im seth and im one of them internet predators u mentioned
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

  24. Anonymous says:

    Connecting to server…
    You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: HI!!!
    Stranger: hey!!!
    Stranger: love you!!!
    You: a/s/l
    Stranger: why does everyone say that
    Stranger: i wont be a stranger if i tell you all about myself
    You: because its a great opener to find out if I want to use my strap-on on you
    Stranger: and you wont know if i tell the truth anyways
    Stranger: haha oh yoiu do
    Stranger: but i dont like it in the ass sorry
    You: I tell you what, let me use the electrified prostate massager add-on
    You: Ill plug in…
    You: BzzzzzzzZZzZzzzZzzz
    Stranger: awesome
    Stranger: ewwwww that tickles
    You: *bends you over*
    Stranger: what are you drinking
    You: okay… hold on… this wont hurt a bit
    Stranger: ok i lied i like it in the ass
    Stranger: i never knew
    You: *pushes secret button on the side of the Electro9000 Prostate Tickler*
    You: SCHWING razor sharp blades pop out!
    Stranger: uh ok
    Stranger: ahhh
    Stranger: fuck!!
    You: OKAY IM GONNA RAPE U
    Stranger: i alWAYS HIT THE WRONG SHIT
    Stranger: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
    Stranger: i dont think i want to meet you
    You: *thrusting into your completely abused asshole*
    You: wow I didnt know the human rectum BLED this much
    You: But, its kinda like getting your “red wings” when I have my period
    Stranger: gawd i wish the blades weernt so wide
    You: OoooOOOO! Feel that? THATS YOUR SPLEEN IM POKING
    Stranger: you have a period i have a bloody ass
    Stranger: fair
    You: *you start to feel lightheaded form blood loss*
    Stranger: jesus your a creative fucker arent you
    You: *you start to pass out*
    Stranger: or its all reherst
    You: *l let you die so i can use my Electro-9000 Prostate Tickler on your lifeless corpse*
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

  25. "I WORK FOR OMEGLE" says:

    Connecting to server…
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: why, hello there…
    Stranger: hello
    You: last movie you saw?
    Stranger: aliens vs monsters
    You: good?
    Stranger: ok
    You: who won?
    Stranger: more for the kids
    You: how many kid do you have? I have one; she’s about a year old.
    Stranger: 2
    You: so, how did you hear about us?
    Stranger: boy 7 and girl 10
    Stranger: us?
    You: Omegle
    Stranger: found a link on a blog
    You: cool.
    Stranger: do you work for Omegle
    You: yes
    You: Any suggestions on making it better?
    Stranger: not sure yet. I think this is pretty cool.
    You: first day?
    Stranger: second day
    You: what do you think is the worst thing about omegle?
    Stranger: it’s awsome that it’s all random, but it might be nice to know if you have talked with someone before. double edge knife
    You: ahhh yes, we get that a lot. We thought about using “nicknames”, but it was voted down.
    Stranger: I think your right to vote that down.
    Stranger: I might be cool to track the convos on your side and then just display a message when the session starts if these poeople have talked before. maybe you can track that with cookies
    You: That’s a good one. If you think of any other suggestions, feel free to go to our “omegle blog” and add it to the list. We take all suggestions seriously. And, truth be known, we even take complete junk entries, seriously…
    Stranger: hehehe thats good
    You: Currently, we track locations of IP addresses, and # of logins per IP, but, that’s about it.
    Stranger: one other thing…
    You: yes?
    Stranger: i might be cool if users could fill out a profle of likes and dislikes and omegle could attempt to match up people, but still keep it anymouns (sp?)
    You: Good good; keep them coming! And, have fun.
    You have disconnected.

  26. Anonymous says:

    Connecting to server…
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: you lose the game!!!
    Stranger: …
    You: im sorry but you lost
    Stranger: Um..
    You: well you did
    Stranger: Yay?
    You: no you LOST
    Stranger: I can yay if i lost
    You: no you can only yay if you won but you didnt you lost
    You: you always lose the game
    Stranger: Maybe im happy i lost
    You: no one every wins
    You: no you cant be happy
    Stranger: Why not?
    You: because you LOST
    Stranger: Maybe i wanted to lose
    You: no you wanted to win
    Stranger: What game was it?
    You: THE game
    Stranger: Which is?
    You: THE GAME
    You: which you lost
    Stranger: Hmm ok
    You: wanna play again?
    Stranger: Sure
    You: you lost the game
    You: okok… once more il be fair i promise
    Stranger: Ok
    You: ..what were we just talking about?
    Stranger: Some game
    You: YOU LOSE THE GAME
    You: hello?
    Stranger: Why did i lose?
    You: because you thought of the game
    Stranger: Ohh
    You: get it or do you want to play again?
    Stranger: I get it.
    You: get what?
    Stranger: idk
    You: DAMN YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    You: YOU STILL LOST

  27. tinkerbell1308 says:

    no u cant

  28. TheLizziMonster says:

    Hey. I’m one of those chicks thank you very much. -.- And in all actuality, it’s more like…oh you’re a stranger? HUG! Do yous have can-day?^^

  29. AwesomeSauce says:

    I laughed til I cried. XD

  30. Kaos says:

    I seriously can’t stop laughing at this one.

  31. chel says:

    cool ass site

  32. PRINCE says:

    NOTHING

  33. Wow says:

    The best conversation ever:

    You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    :/

  34. Anonymous says:

    Connecting to server…
    You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: Hi. :]
    You: i. am. DRUNK!
    You: hello
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    hahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

  35. Dark Pimp says:

    Connecting to server…
    You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: hi
    You: hey
    Stranger: sup?
    You: not much
    You: u
    Stranger: about the same
    You: how exciting
    Stranger: Don’t you just HATE it when people disconnect as soon as you tell them you’re a guy?
    You: yup
    You have disconnected.

  36. adare says:

    i had 3 nice normal conversations on there today and am a girl

  37. Dark Pimp says:

    Connecting to server…
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: hai
    You: hi
    Stranger: Who are you
    You: im Batman
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

  38. PEACH PIE EATERS LOSE THE GAME says:

    Connecting to server…
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: hi
    Stranger: I like pie.
    You: hairpie?
    Stranger: Pie in general.
    You: what’s your favorite pie
    Stranger: Peach.
    You: peach pie, hmmmmm
    You: is it true what they say about peach pie eaters?
    Stranger: They are fags?
    Stranger: Yes
    You: that you always lose the game…
    You: _/_____\_____________\____________/____\
    |_______|_____________\__________|______|
    |_______`._____________|_________|_______:
    .\________|____________|_________\|_______|
    _\_______|_/_________/__\\\___–___\\_______:
    __\______\/_____–~~__________~–__|_\_____|
    ___\______\_-~___________________~-_\____|
    ____\______\_________.———-.________\|___|
    ______\_____\______//_________(_(__>__\___|
    _______\___.__C____)_. you __(_(____>__|__/
    _______/\_|___C_____)/_just __\_(_____>__|_/
    ______/_/\|___C_____)_lost the__|__(___>___/__\
    _____|___(___C_____)\__game__/__//___/_/_____\
    _____|____\__|_____\\_________//__(__/______|
    ____|_\____\____)___`—-___–’______________|
    ____|__\______________\_______/__________/_|
    ____|_____________/____|_____|__\___________|
    ____|____________|____./______\___\__________|_
    ___|____________/____..|_______|___\__________|
    ___|___________/_____..\___/\___/_____|_________|
    ___|__________/________|____|_______|_________|
    __|__________|_________|____|_______|_________|

    Stranger: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
    You: YUP, YOU JUST LOST
    Stranger: I just raged
    Stranger: ty
    Stranger: kind sir
    You have disconnected.

  39. Ricki says:

    Connecting to server…
    You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: hi this is God.
    You: ….Hi God.
    You: How’s…uh…how’s Heaven?
    Stranger: it’s pretty great. how’s earth?
    You: Okay, I guess.
    Stranger: it’s earth day bitch. appreciate it.
    You: GOD DOESN’T CUSS!
    You: IMPOSTER!
    Stranger: YOU WANT TO DIE?
    You: NO!
    Stranger: YOU WANT TO DIE TODAY????
    You: NO!
    Stranger: I’LL MAKE IT HAPPEN.
    Stranger: THEN SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LISTEN TO ME.
    Stranger: i have a mission for you.
    You: …Okay. I’m listening.
    Stranger: go to the train station by your house.
    You: OKay.
    Stranger: look for carl.
    You: Okay.
    Stranger: and have sex with him.
    You: NO!
    You: NO!
    You: I REFUUUUUSE!
    Stranger: this is essential to your future.
    You: NO IT’S NOT!
    Stranger: GOOD DAY, THEN.
    You: DX
    Stranger: YOU’RE GOING TO GET STRUCK BY LIGHTENING.
    You: NOOOOOOOOOO!
    You: NOOOOOO!
    Stranger: HAVE FUN IN HELL.
    Stranger: <3 xoxo
    Stranger: gossip girl.
    You: NOOOO!

  40. Anonymous says:

    hehe (:
    Connecting to server…
    You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: Hey, asl?
    You: 41, m, australia
    You: u?
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

  41. IRANIANS LOSE TOO! says:

    Connecting to server…
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: sup
    You: sup
    Stranger: what country u from
    You: US, how about you?
    Stranger: iran
    You: cool
    Stranger: can u speak persian
    You: a little
    Stranger: شبثصقعثعتبثعضدرش
    Stranger: مخنهاسشابیشسبصض
    You: lol
    Stranger: رزدذطظدزبیل
    You: i can’t read
    Stranger: oh
    You: sorry about that
    Stranger: do you like our president
    You: you are american, too?
    Stranger: no iran
    Stranger: do you like our president
    You: i can barely pronounce his name
    Stranger: LOL
    Stranger: do you think he is evil
    You: i’ve never met him
    Stranger: do you know what he sayd
    Stranger: says*
    You: i get the sense from the media, that he likes to play games
    You: do you like to play games?
    Stranger: “شسبشسبشصقصشیسبیبلسبقریر”
    Stranger: translation ” I want to blow israel of the map and destroy america”
    You: Well, he might be a bit nicer if he played omegle chat games
    Stranger: LOL
    You: you can’t help but laught
    Stranger: haha you funny
    You: no really, let’s play,.l
    Stranger: what game
    You: oh, it doesn’t matter, you already lost
    Stranger: huh
    You: you see, you already lost the game
    You: _/_____\_____________\____________/____\
    |_______|_____________\__________|______|
    |_______`._____________|_________|_______:
    .\________|____________|_________\|_______|
    _\_______|_/_________/__\\\___–___\\_______:
    __\______\/_____–~~__________~–__|_\_____|
    ___\______\_-~___________________~-_\____|
    ____\______\_________.———-.________\|___|
    ______\_____\______//_________(_(__>__\___|
    _______\___.__C____)_. you __(_(____>__|__/
    _______/\_|___C_____)/_just __\_(_____>__|_/
    ______/_/\|___C_____)_lost the__|__(___>___/__\
    _____|___(___C_____)\__game__/__//___/_/_____\
    _____|____\__|_____\\_________//__(__/______|
    ____|_\____\____)___`—-___–’______________|
    ____|__\______________\_______/__________/_|
    ____|_____________/____|_____|__\___________|
    ____|____________|____./______\___\__________|_
    ___|____________/____..|_______|___\__________|
    ___|___________/_____..\___/\___/_____|_________|
    ___|__________/________|____|_______|_________|
    __|__________|_________|____|_______|_________|

    Stranger: sorry i dont understand can you translate
    You: SEE, YOU LOST!

  42. Anonymous says:

    Connecting to server…
    You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: hiii :)
    You: hey
    You: What’s up?
    Stranger: Not much..
    Stranger: You?
    You: Sitting here.
    Stranger: Cool :D
    You: =D
    You: ASL?
    Stranger: 16, female, aus.
    Stranger: you? :D
    You: 1/Male/Aus.
    Stranger: Nice.
    You: Yeah I can’t read.
    Stranger: :(
    You: lol
    You: You have a youtube? Myspace? Twitter?
    Stranger: YEAH EHR UEOIJFNKM
    You: Oh fuck you.
    Stranger: A limo driver takes care of a buffalo found in a big office in a hospital.
    You: What?
    Stranger: Sensible executives meet and become friends in a military outpost.
    You: Thats awesome!

  43. Dark Pimp says:

    Connecting to server…
    You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: hi
    Stranger: hey
    You: im a guy
    Stranger: me 2
    You: so good bye
    Stranger: good bye
    You: was nice chatting
    Stranger: yup
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

  44. Dark Pimp says:

    Connecting to server…
    You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: hi
    Stranger: hi
    Stranger: asl?
    You: whats with everyone calling me a asl
    You: it hurts my feelings
    You: im a good person
    You: not a asshole
    You: but everyone here calls me that :(
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

  45. Pierre says:

    Stranger: BRASIL?
    You: No, US.
    Your conversatonal partner has disconnected.

  46. Anonymous says:

    Upload your funny and bizarre chats to http://www.mobozo.com

  47. Anonymous says:

    You: hello
    Stranger: GREETINGS EARTHLING
    You: greetings!
    You: im not from earth
    Stranger: how is the planet earth on this splendid evening?
    You: well i wouldnt know
    Stranger: and why is this human?
    You: im not human
    Stranger: oh, youre on of us?
    You: are you slow, you extra terrestrial dimwit?
    You: i am one of you
    Stranger: oh:)
    You: but i do not believe we are from the same planet
    Stranger: cousin brad?
    You: hmmmm
    You: yes
    You: it is me
    You: i did not think you would recognize me so quickly
    Stranger: oh brad! i was searching the galaxy to find you
    You: i have been watching you all this time
    You: watching you as your destiny played out
    You: have you been to uranus recently…i’ve heard its lovely this time of year
    Stranger: and cousin brad, what have you decided about my destiny? is it worthy of the family name?
    You: no
    You: no i don’t think it is
    You: and that is not easy to fix
    You: here is what i think youy should do
    You: marry an earthling
    You: and take her family name
    Stranger: an earthling??
    You: so as not to shame ours
    Stranger: earthlings are filthy creatures
    You: sometimes we must sacrifice ourselves for the well being of our family
    Stranger: i agree. i would never was to disgrace our family name
    Stranger: i will take the last name smith.
    You: i’m glad you are so mature
    You: no
    You: you cannot just choose a last name
    You: you must marry an earthling
    Stranger: what characteristics are we looking for, for a suitable earthling?
    You: well…are you a male or female? i forgot
    Stranger: female
    You: well
    You: this earthling must have a penis
    Stranger: a penis? interesting.. go on
    You: do you know what a penis looks like? will you know when you see one?
    Stranger: i dont know cousin brad, i do not know.
    You: hmmm
    You: you have to make sure this earthling is clean so as not to dirty our perfect race..so you will need to inspect this penis also
    You: a penis can be a variety of colors..so don’t be afraid of that
    You: depending on the race of the earthling
    Stranger: i will search for the qualifications the penis must have
    You: also there can be a variety of sizes..some are very very small, while some are large
    You: now
    You: we are trying to make a master race here…so to fulfill your destiny and not be a complete disgrace to our family anymore you must…
    You: make a half alien, half earthling baby with this male earthling
    Stranger: interesting. it will be a new species
    You: i feel like you are not taking this seriously
    Stranger: im sorry cousin brad

  48. YOU JUST LOST THE GAME, AGAIN! says:

    Connecting to server…
    You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: any body sain
    You: nobody
    Stranger: thought so
    You: let’s play a game
    Stranger: what
    You: a game
    You: whoops
    Stranger: yer what game
    You: you already lost
    You: i’m sorry, but you’ve lost
    You: see?
    You: _/_____\_____________\____________/____\
    |_______|_____________\__________|______|
    |_______`._____________|_________|_______:
    .\________|____________|_________\|_______|
    _\_______|_/_________/__\\\___–___\\_______:
    __\______\/_____–~~__________~–__|_\_____|
    ___\______\_-~___________________~-_\____|
    ____\______\_________.———-.________\|___|
    ______\_____\______//_________(_(__>__\___|
    _______\___.__C____)_. you __(_(____>__|__/
    _______/\_|___C_____)/_just __\_(_____>__|_/
    ______/_/\|___C_____)_lost the__|__(___>___/__\
    _____|___(___C_____)\__game__/__//___/_/_____\
    _____|____\__|_____\\_________//__(__/______|
    ____|_\____\____)___`—-___–’______________|
    ____|__\______________\_______/__________/_|
    ____|_____________/____|_____|__\___________|
    ____|____________|____./______\___\__________|_
    ___|____________/____..|_______|___\__________|
    ___|___________/_____..\___/\___/_____|_________|
    ___|__________/________|____|_______|_________|
    __|__________|_________|____|_______|_________|
    You: YOU JUST LOST THE GAME, MOTHER FUCKER!
    Stranger: yer funny
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

  49. Anonymous says:

    Connecting to server…
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: Hey
    Stranger: time to get freaky
    You: Oh yeah?
    Stranger: oh yeah
    You: Lets do it!
    Stranger: *does it*
    You: *it was awesome*
    Stranger: mmm that’s nice
    You: I know.
    You: Like rice.
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

  50. Lizzzzzz says:

    On Bragster, we set out to bug the shit out of the strangers…or at least creep them out…..

    http://www.bragster.com/users/305872-lizrd/brags/319660-entry-for-freak-out-online-people-in-most-original-ways

    Hilarious

  51. Pierre says:

    Stranger: ESPAÑOL O GTFO
    You: :~(

  52. Anonymous says:

    Connecting to server…
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: HAI!!1!
    You: HAIII!
    Stranger: I Korea
    You: i united states
    Stranger: herro
    You: scooby?
    Stranger: I rove you rong time
    Stranger: ^ ^
    You: ahhh asian scooby

  53. Точно! Это всем пригодится.

  54. Ziggy says:

    Connecting to server…
    You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

    Stranger: hey, male looking for female to cam2cam ;)

    You: hello

    You: horny right?

    Stranger: yup

    You: is there every a time when you are not?

    You: ever*

    Stranger: yea

    You: 1 hour of the day right?

    Stranger: like 15 min

    You: so what do you do during those 15 mins?

    Stranger: look for a person to cam2cam with, watch porn

    You: why don’t you find a girlfriend during those 15 mins so
    you don’t have to be on here looking for cam2cam?

    Stranger: but a girlfriend is more than 15 min lol you have to deal with them almost every aspect of the day

    You: they’re not living with you and when you are with them you get the real experince and not a video or cam to jack off to

    Stranger: why do u care?

    You: because im trying to help lonely bastards like you get a gf so people on here can have a normal chat

    Stranger: i wouldnt come here if i had a gf..

    You: exactly so go find one

    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

  55. Moo says:

    Stranger: Hi
    You: Itsa me… Mario! :D
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

  56. Askebubduj says:

    You missed one crucial type of chat, and that is the type resulting from some random asshole making an attempt to fuck with your brain.

    Just thought i’d mention.

  57. Anonymous1 says:

    You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: if you guess my bra size, i’ll send you a pic of my boobs. you have 3 guesses. so far nobodies got it
    You: you just lost the game
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

  58. shiboii says:

    waz up

  59. Anonymous Mouse says:

    he’s doing better than me. i googled asl and spent two days thinking they were asking “american sign language:

  60. N-PRO says:

    ABRA USES TELEPORT!
    ABRA GTFO!
    BOB GAINED 22EXP and 40$$

  61. Anonymous says:

    always a debbie downer somewhere

  62. Anonymous says:

    You: “new” website that lets you chat with random strangers?Stranger: you’re a douche
    You: internetz are full of chat rooms and forums that do that already
    Stranger: you’re a huge douche

  63. Anon says:

    A “new” website that lets you chat with random strangers? The internetz are full of chat rooms and forums that do that already.

  64. ABRA says:

    A wild Abra appears!

  65. Pratik says:

    MOOBS woohoo!

  66. ripu says:

    hi

  67. Anonymous says:

    that was easily the funniest shite you guys have every posted here. tears in my eyes. thank you and bravo.

  68. Anonymous says:

    What about the copy and pasters? I got a goatse ASCII art thing pasted into one of my chats haha and everybody has some reason to always say “the game” and shit… damn 4chan nerds. also people paste stuff about the FBI wanting them for child porn.

    _/_____\_____________\____________/____\
    |_______|_____________\__________|______|
    |_______`._____________|_________|_______:
    .\________|____________|_________\|_______|
    _\_______|_/_________/__\\\___–___\\_______:
    __\______\/_____–~~__________~–__|_\_____|
    ___\______\_-~___________________~-_\____|
    ____\______\_________.———-.________\|___|
    ______\_____\______//_________(_(__>__\___|
    _______\___.__C____)_. you __(_(____>__|__/
    _______/\_|___C_____)/_just __\_(_____>__|_/
    ______/_/\|___C_____)_lost the__|__(___>___/__\
    _____|___(___C_____)\__game__/__//___/_/_____\
    _____|____\__|_____\\_________//__(__/______|
    ____|_\____\____)___`—-___–’______________|
    ____|__\______________\_______/__________/_|
    ____|_____________/____|_____|__\___________|
    ____|____________|____./______\___\__________|_
    ___|____________/____..|_______|___\__________|
    ___|___________/_____..\___/\___/_____|_________|
    ___|__________/________|____|_______|_________|
    __|__________|_________|____|_______|_________|

    etc

  69. cory says:
    I’m not sure why, but I am overcome with a sense of pride that this has finally been posted in our comment section. Thank you, Anonymous.
  70. Anonymous says:

    Keep in mind, I have no clue who the hell Andrew is:

    Stranger: Hello
    You: hi
    Stranger: How are you?
    You: im ok
    You: you?
    Stranger: Where you from? Im great thanks.
    You: canada
    Stranger: Oh awesome
    Stranger: How old are you?
    You: 24
    Stranger: Andrew?
    You: howd you know my name?
    Stranger: What happened tonight
    You: i dont want to talk about it
    Stranger: Please
    You: no i cant
    Stranger: Omg dont do this
    Stranger: What happened
    You: no, im not talking about it, i dont want to
    Stranger: Youre not Andrew
    Stranger: Whats my name
    You: i am, i just know who the fuck you are
    Stranger: Tell me my name
    You: im done with you, just stay out of my life
    You: you cause me too much shit
    You: i need to get myself together
    You: and you arent helping
    Stranger: What
    Stranger: What have I done?
    You: i just cant do it anymore
    You: im severing ties
    Stranger: Look, out of the 3045 ppl online we bumped into each other
    Stranger: You have to listen
    You: i need to think for myself now
    You: call it selfish
    Stranger: Tell me my name
    You: but i need to do this
    Stranger: And I’ll believe you
    You: im not playing games, i’m done
    Stranger: Liar
    You: its ridiculous
    Stranger: Tell me my name Andrew
    You: you just REALLY hope its not me
    You: im done
    You: fuck this
    Stranger: Whats wrong with you?
    You: i just cant take it anymore
    Stranger: Youve totally turned on me
    You: im going fucking nuts
    Stranger: I dont believe you, tell me my name
    Stranger: Tell me my name and I’ll leave you alone
    Stranger: Why are you pretending to be someone youre not
    You: just leave me be, its over
    Stranger: How did she see Andrew?
    You: its not just you im separating myself from everyone
    Stranger: We got ‘caught’ doing what? Nothing was going on
    You: its too much, im not even kidding
    You: ive seriously been thinking about suicide
    Stranger: Youre not Andrew
    You: i need help
    Stranger: Tell me my fucking name
    You: i just dont know how to get it
    You: youre just being a fucking bitch and not helping me
    Stranger: Andrew would never say that to me
    Stranger: Who are you and what game are you playing
    You: andrew has been holding alot in lately
    Stranger: Tell me my name and I’ll believe you
    You: im not the same andrew anymore
    You: im not myself
    Stranger: Fucking tell me my name
    Stranger: You are lying
    Stranger: Thats sick, I have a friend I really care about and youre pretending to be him
    You: im done, i got some pills from this guy at work im just downing them all with some whiskey
    You: you arent any help
    You: goodbye
    Stranger: Andrew
    Stranger: Tell me my name
    Stranger: Fucking hell :’(
    Stranger: Please tell me youre some loser fucking with me
    Stranger: You cant tell me my name so Im assuming this isnt him after all
    Stranger: And if this is Andrew, I hope she’s happy!
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

  71. Anonymous says:

    haahahahah this was fucking hilarious

  72. Anonymous says:

    Fuck yeah. This made me laugh.

  73. Anonymous says:

    i can’t believe you guys get paid to do this. i mean that in a good way.

  74. Anonymous says:

    LOL the cyber one was a bit tight. the guy really had his hopes up

  75. maikel says:

    hahahahhahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

  76. Anonymous says:

    this is awesome, I didnt think that it was going to go this way but it was still cool

    Connecting to server…
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: bigfoot is the king of hosts
    Stranger: wanna play shadow?
    You: no
    Stranger: no
    You: the person that repeats this likes to suck dick with a big black fake wang in his ass
    Stranger: the person that repeats this likes to suck dick with a big black fake wang in his ass
    You: at lest you can admit it
    You have disconnected.

  77. Anonymous says:

    i feel so unloved!!

    Connecting to server…
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: hey
    Stranger: Hi
    You: how are you?
    Stranger: Im mad as hell right now.
    Stranger: you?
    You: why’s that?!?
    You: im god
    Stranger: Depends , asl?
    You: 14/f/australia
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

  78. Dark Pimp says:

    Connecting to server…
    You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: hi
    You: hey
    Stranger: asl
    You: thats not very nice calling me that
    Stranger: i am sorry
    You: its ok
    You: just let it happen again
    You: or i leave
    Stranger: ok
    Stranger: i will never repeat
    You: i hope not
    Stranger: i am from china. where are you come from?
    You: i came from my mom and dad
    You: at least i hope so
    You: they never hug me
    Stranger: why?
    You: i dont know
    Stranger: your mother and father never hug you? they do not love you ?
    You: at least they let me out of the cage once in a while
    Stranger: i think you should communicate with them
    You: so cramped
    Stranger: maybe they want you to become more dependent
    You: they dont know im on computer
    You: im not allowed to be on it
    Stranger: why? every body should learn how to use computer
    You: they say it have dirty pictures and that i will touch myself if i see them
    You: i cant find these picture they speak of
    You: maybe they lying
    Stranger: oh, yes , but i think you should control yourself not digging in these dirty picutres
    You: i wanna see them though
    You: i wanna know why they r dirty
    You: i touched my arm today is that bad?
    Stranger: you are a young child?
    You: it was by accident
    You: no im 25 and a half
    You: they dont let me outside
    Stranger: o ,so why ? that is terrific
    You: they say that nobody wants to see my face
    Stranger: your face?
    You: yeah
    Stranger: what is the problem of your face?
    You: as far as i can tell nothing is wrong with it
    You: maybe they lying to me
    Stranger: have you ever communicate with your parent about it?
    Stranger: i think you should communicate with them
    You: they say if i go outside i will do disgusting things with girls and that i should not be allowed to breed
    Stranger: only in that case can you know why they prevent
    You: if i talk out of line then they hit me
    You: can u help me find these dirty pictures
    Stranger: oh , that is family-voilate.
    Stranger: you can not find it:?
    You: no i looked but cannot find
    Stranger: you looked but not find?
    You: maybe u can help me?
    Stranger: that is confict
    You: it be our secret
    You: i wont tell
    You: i promise
    Stranger: i am sorry, i should have lunch.
    Stranger: hoping next time i will see you again
    You: i thought u were my friend
    You: i guess i was wrong
    Stranger: actually we are friends
    You: :(
    You: friends help each other
    Stranger: you are not wrong. but i am really hungry.
    You: u dont wanna help me
    Stranger: of course not.
    Stranger: but at the very time i have something to do
    You: ohoh daddy is home i gotta go before he finds me
    You have disconnected.

  79. Anonymous says:

    This site is an endless source of entertainment. Just had this chat:

    Stranger: Hi, I’m looking for a 43 year old woman from the Netherlands, is that you?
    You: it’s me!
    Stranger: Holy shit!
    Stranger: So
    Stranger: You got big tits?
    You: can you believe that shit?
    Stranger: Like
    You: what are the odds
    Stranger: fucking huge
    Stranger: seriously
    Stranger: what are the fucking odds
    Stranger: oh wait
    You: well you tell me
    You: have a look
    Stranger: 4286 out of 1!
    You: http://www.shotgunreviews.com/new/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/manboobs.JPG
    Stranger: hahah!
    Stranger: i do know!
    Stranger: GOD DAMN IT
    Stranger: ANOTEHR PEDOPHILE
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

  80. Poopsmith says:

    This is a chat I just had. It’s very funny.
    Connecting to server…
    You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: asl
    Stranger: hi
    You: ask
    You: *asl
    Stranger: 19 f ohio
    Stranger: you?
    You: 20/m/NY
    You: Wanna sex?
    Stranger: oh ya
    You: *takes off top
    You: *
    You: *takes off pants*
    You: *Takes off your pants*
    Stranger: ohhhhhh
    You: *rips off your tube top
    Stranger: oh ya
    You: *turns on CNN*
    Stranger: ?
    You: Oh wow, ther’es a car chase going on
    You: Mmmmmmmm
    You: I love car chases
    Stranger: i want ur car in my tunnle
    You:
    And I’m gay
    You: I have AIDS
    Stranger: oh i’m into 3 ways
    You: I already raped you
    Stranger: kinky
    You: You gonna die
    Stranger: ehh i’ll live
    You: I’ll give you cancer
    You: Breast cancer
    You: and skin cancer
    You: and liver cancer
    Stranger: extra kinky
    You: and brain cancer
    You: and crabs
    You: and lice
    You: and herpes
    Stranger: i’m shaved i cant get crabs
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
    I gave her like 20 types of cancer and lice and herpes and crabs. Yep, I’m super cyber-sexy.

  81. Namine says:

    I’m so horny!!

  82. Anonymous says:

    Had this convo with a dude that was convinced I was a 14 year old girl from California that wanted to get drunk and hook up with him. After about an hour of talking he gave me his screen name, the address to his house and his cell phone number. The convo is REALLY long so here’s the thrilling conclusion:

    Stranger: k. text me whenever.
    Stranger: cant wait to see you babe!
    You: me either :)
    Stranger: xoxox
    You: hee hee
    Stranger: ill be waiting
    Stranger: im so excited
    You: i cant wait lol
    Stranger: me nietherr!!!
    You: :) :)
    Stranger: well i reallly hafta get going; ill see you soon hun!
    You: ok
    You: My names is actually Officer Thomas Vastel of the San Diego County Sheriff’s Department. Your IP address and phone number have been recorded and given to the Albany County Sheriff’s Office. You are will now be charged with 3 felony charges including solicitation of a minor under 15, attempted lewd acts with a minor under 15 and endangerment of a minor under 15.
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

  83. Anonymous says:

    Connecting to server…
    You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: penis
    Stranger: hi
    You: hows it hangin ;]
    Stranger: fuck u
    You: no fuck me ;]
    Stranger: and?
    You: lick me?
    Stranger: oh,no,its so short
    You: no i’ve been keeping up with my enlargement pills
    You: all for you ;]
    Stranger: ok
    You: well aren’t you happy?!
    Stranger: so great
    You: you’ve been on my back about it for months!
    Stranger: go on
    You: and do what ;]
    Stranger: do u have msn?
    You: oh sadly enough no
    Stranger: fuck me
    You: i will!
    You: i do!
    You: i love it! ;]
    Stranger: which position?
    You: you know my favorite one ;]
    Stranger: sit
    Stranger: face to face?
    You: on my lap? ;]
    Stranger: i like face to face
    You: because thats no fruit in my pants, i AM happy to see you ;]

  84. Lauren says:

    I want to give a blow job… Who’s ready?

  85. Anonymous says:

    You: hello
    Stranger: how r u
    You: alright you?
    Stranger: good
    Stranger: where r u
    You: fuck is that supposed to mean? you trying to find me?
    Stranger: yes i will kill you
    You: not if i start break dancing motherfucker
    Stranger: what
    You: you heard me
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

  86. User4 says:

    Bob.monkeypimp@googlemail.com

    Just tried omegle for the first time last night (when I was very VERY drunk). Had a mad conversation with an american girl where I introduced myself as a 69yr old virgin called Troy McMammothpenis (Who has remained a virgin for fear that my mammoth 2 inch wang would split any woman in half).
    She played along brilliantly & it was the most fun I’ve had on the internet in years!
    I forgot to log the conversation though (bastard).
    Still – Excellent site, hope they don’t change anything.

  87. Anonymous says:

    This is fuckin hilarious.

  88. Anonymous says:

    Connecting to server…
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: PENIS
    Stranger: hi..
    You: hey
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

  89. Yourmom says:

    I want your penis

  90. nishant says:

    hi i m nishant i want to chat any girls

  91. nada says:

    hello

  92. Michael Jackson says:

    Whats up people?

  93. prithvi says:

    hiii