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Soccer is Creepy


19 Responses to "Soccer is Creepy"

  1. Dark Pimp says:

    Mommy WOW, I’m a big kid now.

  2. Mudbutt says:

    … this site has improved by like 10,000,000%.

  3. rgar says:

    Which is sad … because sometimes the spam just added to the funny moments on this site.

    And if anybody uses the argument of “viruses” and whatnot …

    Then it’s a lot like this: If you’re a kid who is stupid enough to swallow the Leggos then you deserve to choke.

    Same concept applies if you click on links.

  4. Anonymous says:

    You know what I think it is, seriously? I think Justins got sick of being upstaged by comments that were a million times funnier than whatever they posted. Shame, because that’s gonna tank now.

    You’re right about the links, btw.

  5. justin says:
    Listen, we hate this fucking log in thing too, but the site was getting 21,000 spam comments a day, on older posts, and it was causing the site to run super slow and shitty.  You may have noticed this.  This definitely isn’t ideal, as we love the comments on this site, they’re both disgusting and hilarious.  Trust me, we don’t give a shit when you’re funnier than us, we encourage it.  We’re looking in to a better solution now.
  6. Anonymous says:

    21,000?!? Fuck ME. I had no idea there was that much spam. I thought the site loaded slow because my computer was a piece of shit.

    Maybe the Captcha thing could be done without the login?

  7. Dspayre says:

    So does that mean no more Horny Chick, and her vaguely relevant comments? Damn it I enjoyed pointing out how shit she was.

  8. noahaction says:

    ever since cory left ….

  9. Shizzire says:

    I wouldn’t be showing off my package like that if it could be delivered in a standard envelope.

  10. philosopher says:

    a page out of your diary? right next to the page where you write about having your period?

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  12. rgar says:

    Why do we need to LOG IN to post comments now?

  13. Anonymous says:

    So we can all pretend to be moderators, I guess. It obviously wasn’t to cut down on spam, since apparently any dumbfuck with a blog can still post the link, as you can see by the guy below me.

  14. wombleme says:

    Man norton has big underwear!

  15. philosopher says:

    i think he hit the ball with his head waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too hard

  16. Andy says:

    I disagree, I don’t think he hit it hard enough.

  17. TG says:

    Even after the headbutt he continued to show Zidane which balls he used to fuck his mom last night.

  18. tinaiyer says:

    So funny



  19. weaselstomper says:

    “Aw, c’mon guys; what do you mean someone else has to give me a super wedgie during the initiation.”