Whoevers Myspace page this is taken from is in a real dilemma. On the surface, this kind of looks like a no-brainer. Jesus wants to be their friend, while Satan wants to destroy them. But when you really think about it, how often do you get the chance to be "destroyed" via a social netoworking site? We've all been embarrassed, ashamed and ridiculed over Facebook, Twitter and Myspace, but who can actually say that they're soul has been condemned to eternal hellfire damnation just by clicking the little "approve" box on an Internet site? That sounds pretty epic, to me.
(No offense to Jesus, but if I could figure out a way to have Myspace say "HolyTaco wants to destroy you" every time we made a Myspace friend request, I would.)
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December 9th, 2008 at 08:18 am
You guys do know this is supposed to be a Myspace page right?
December 9th, 2008 at 11:47 am
There should be a third invite below Satan that shows a hot chick saying "Atheist chick wants to fondle your balls! ACCEPT DENY SPAM"
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