Whoevers Myspace page this is taken from is in a real dilemma. On the surface, this kind of looks like a no-brainer. Jesus wants to be their friend, while Satan wants to destroy them. But when you really think about it, how often do you get the chance to be "destroyed" via a social netoworking site? We’ve all been embarrassed, ashamed and ridiculed over Facebook, Twitter and Myspace, but who can actually say that they’re soul has been condemned to eternal hellfire damnation just by clicking the little "approve" box on an Internet site? That sounds pretty epic, to me.
(No offense to Jesus, but if I could figure out a way to have Myspace say "HolyTaco wants to destroy you" every time we made a Myspace friend request, I would.)
Other Crap To Look At:
Marisa Tomei nude and still hot at 44 (
DRW)
Julian Schnabel is a giant douchebag (
filmdrunk)
Joanna Krupa knows how to work a thong (
ejb)
The reasons why your Christmas will suck (
comedy.com)
These Japanese "Saints Row 2" ads seem a little racist (
youarehated)
Courtney Love & Muppet Sexual Assault
Playboy’s Big Dance March Madness Bracket Challenge
You guys do know this is supposed to be a Myspace page right?
There should be a third invite below Satan that shows a hot chick saying “Atheist chick wants to fondle your balls! ACCEPT DENY SPAM”