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38 Responses to "Sometimes, Things Need To Be Made In To A Statue"

  1. erica says:

    ew what is that?! if he wanted some real milk he could have made me into a statue.

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  2. Mike B says:

    Milk, it does a body good…ooohh! so good!!! I think I’m gonna motor boat this cow!!!

  3. Dspayre says:

    GOT MILK

  4. claudie at the disco says:

    back in the olden days when there was no internet porn, people payed this guy to “get it on” with this cow.

  5. eknks says:

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  6. Anonymous says:

    YAWN

    *fart*

  7. Bricey says:

    Haha… there might be a video of this here
    youtube.com/BriceKennedy

    … but probably not.

  8. Shizzire says:

    He loves milk. He loves milk so much that he has to drink it directly from a cow’s teat. He loves milk so much that he has to be naked when he drinks milk directly from a cow’s teat. He loves milk so much that he’s made a statue of himself naked drinking milk directly from a cow’s teat. He loves milk so much that he’s _published_ photos of his statue of a naked man sucking a cow’s teat. That’s love…

  9. I think Im going to be sick says:

    where’s the oreo’s?

  10. Felicia-O says:

    Tom Green.

  11. Thatguypete says:

    You hear about the blonde who partied out in a farm field and woke up under a cow? She rubbed her eyes and said, “You guys still here?”

  12. chili mac says:

    too small to be a full sized cow, must be a calf, unless this is Paul Bunyon sucking off Babe the Blue Ox….

  13. Felicia-O says:

    He’s just going organic. Straight to the tap. Hippie.

  14. Kelliente says:

    “Ymir og Audhumla” More angles: http://www.scholarsresource.com/browse/work/2144570276

    (I had to satisfy my curiosity and find out what the hell that was about.)

  15. Anonymous says:

    Wow … fucked a few in your time, I see. Thanks for that, you Jewish cow fucker, you.

  16. A Different Paul says:

    Horns or not, that bovine has an udder, in which that dudes face is buried.

  17. Onamius says:

    First off it has no horns. and even if it did some species of cows do have horns on both males and females.

  18. comedyicon.com says:

    try again you re-re. it has horns,hence no udders.oy vey.

  19. Id - 10 - T says:

    So, are there no cows in your area or are the cows put off by your attitude? Cows probably like to be sweet talked to like any other cheap date.

  20. baby got back says:

    XD

  21. Anonymous says:

    Bulls are not the only ones with horns, city kid.

  22. Anomynous says:

    “Jewish cow fucker” is redundant–*BLAM!*

    *thud*

  23. Kikeheeb says:

    HEY! YOU ASSHOLE! You’d be fucking cows too if you couldn’t fuck pigs. Schmuck.

  24. Anonymous says:

    Big gay cow

  25. cold bubba says:

    Yes, that is real. It was made by an Icelandic sculptor, Einar Jónsson.

  26. valleygirl71.blogspot.com says:

    Is that real?

  27. The Most Dangerous Game of Grab Ass says:

    Utterly inappropriate.

  28. The Most Dangerous Game of Grab Ass says:

    Shit. I meant “udderly”. Now I have to go kill someone.

  29. Horny Chick says:

    Take these Free Credits to try and clear your mind of this pic…

  30. Anonymous says:

    That fucking cow isn’t holding up his end of the bargain. It’s not even a real 69, it’s just a 19.

  31. Paul says:

    Which is way that bastard is a hamburger now

  32. ADC says:

    Hes just drinking some milk.

  33. casualencounters.com/blog says:

    I came.

    http://casualencounters.com/blog/

  34. KC's Wet Dream says:

    Why? Why on earth would that need to be made into a statue?

  35. Hot Dip says:

    So people without an imagination can be challenged, like you.

  36. TG says:

    Discovery of milk.