Son Takes The Term "MILF" Way Too Literally

November 14th, 2008 | 07:37 am

Hey Australia, you guys are gross. According to news.com.au:

A MAN who had sex with his wheelchair-bound mother because he said no other women wanted him has been jailed.

The 26-year-old man moved from Western Australia in February this year to live with his mother in Darwin.

On May 29, they were watching television when he told her: "Why don't women want me. I can't get no women here," the Northern Territory Supreme Court was told.

The son then pulled his mother's pants down, took a condom out of his wallet, and had sex with her.

They had sex again before the mother got into her wheelchair and went to her bedroom.

The woman - who suffers from rheumatoid arthritis and has been dependent on a wheelchair for the past seven years - told her doctor about the incident the following day and the man was arrested.

He pleaded guilty to two counts of having sex with a person knowing that the person was his mother.

Talk about having low standards. Not only with this guy have sex with a nearly 50-year-old woman, he'll have sex with a nearly 50-year-old woman who's also in a friggin' wheelchair. Oh, and he'll also have sex with a nearly 50-year-old woman who's in a wheelchair and is also his mom. The next time you have a few too many Fosters and wake up next to some dingo-looking person, just think of this guy, and you'll feel way better about yourself.

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